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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think some ladies are faking the squirt by urinating. Statistics show it is a very rare thing for a women to "squirt" yet 83% of fab ladies claim to be able to squirt almost routinely. That's an awful lot of the worlds squirt population remarkably confined to the fab ireland forum board.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It would piss you off sometimes

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See what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you'd have to ask the guy's I've been with because they'd know the difference believe me!!!

Not prepared to divulge names though unless they wanna speak for themselves

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

I dont squirt every time. Actually it's rare enough for me to squirt. Only happens with me when I'm being totally pounded

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont squirt every time. Actually it's rare enough for me to squirt. Only happens with me when I'm being totally pounded

Tina "

I'm willin to try an see if I can make u squirt Tina lol

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I can't wee when I'm horny...

But I can certainly squirt given the right stimulation.

Definitely don't be wee'ing on my playmates.. I'm not into those kinda water sports.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I dont squirt every time. Actually it's rare enough for me to squirt. Only happens with me when I'm being totally pounded

Tina "

Now I know why you have a yellow marigold glove resting on your bottom! über-organized!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some ladies are faking the squirt by urinating. Statistics show it is a very rare thing for a women to "squirt" yet 83% of fab ladies claim to be able to squirt almost routinely. That's an awful lot of the worlds squirt population remarkably confined to the fab ireland forum board. "

they really should have went beforehand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to know Tina... A total pounding sounds like a good way to get poth parties into that special place...

I think whoever researched squirters must have been asking the wrong people. I'll happily help him conduct new research with the ladies of ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you keep an excel sheet of performance? Lucky 3%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep an excel sheet of performance? Lucky 3% "

I calculated it in my head. I'm that smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet, smart and you squirt with 3% of the luckiest guys. Great character traits xxx

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By *arkandEm14Couple
over a year ago

dublin

I didn't think I could squirt then I was told every girl can squirt I'll prove it and boy he was right with the right technique it's a bodily reaction and is possible for any woman to achieve if the right technique is used. The difference is squirting at point of orgasm now that's rare. I feel they are completely different acts. I have squirted 4/5 times in a row (hubby proving a point) but not once did I orgasm with it. Only once have I cum and simultaneously squirted and I can only blame that on the positioning . So in my opinion squirting is a lot more common than people realise but cumming while squirting in my own opinion is very rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow way too much time on your hands if you calculated that 83% of women can squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't think I could squirt then I was told every girl can squirt I'll prove it and boy he was right with the right technique it's a bodily reaction and is possible for any woman to achieve if the right technique is used. The difference is squirting at point of orgasm now that's rare. I feel they are completely different acts. I have squirted 4/5 times in a row (hubby proving a point) but not once did I orgasm with it. Only once have I cum and simultaneously squirted and I can only blame that on the positioning . So in my opinion squirting is a lot more common than people realise but cumming while squirting in my own opinion is very rare. "

Same I think I've came whie squirting maybe five times but most of the time I squirt and an still just as horny after ha have squirted like seven times in a row , given right positioning and just bring absolutely pounded by himself!

Ps weeing is completely different sher it comes through a different hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't think I could squirt then I was told every girl can squirt I'll prove it and boy he was right with the right technique it's a bodily reaction and is possible for any woman to achieve if the right technique is used. The difference is squirting at point of orgasm now that's rare. I feel they are completely different acts. I have squirted 4/5 times in a row (hubby proving a point) but not once did I orgasm with it. Only once have I cum and simultaneously squirted and I can only blame that on the positioning . So in my opinion squirting is a lot more common than people realise but cumming while squirting in my own opinion is very rare. "

Almost exactly the same as our experience.

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge


"I didn't think I could squirt then I was told every girl can squirt I'll prove it and boy he was right with the right technique it's a bodily reaction and is possible for any woman to achieve if the right technique is used. The difference is squirting at point of orgasm now that's rare. I feel they are completely different acts. I have squirted 4/5 times in a row (hubby proving a point) but not once did I orgasm with it. Only once have I cum and simultaneously squirted and I can only blame that on the positioning . So in my opinion squirting is a lot more common than people realise but cumming while squirting in my own opinion is very rare.

Same I think I've came whie squirting maybe five times but most of the time I squirt and an still just as horny after ha have squirted like seven times in a row , given right positioning and just bring absolutely pounded by himself!

Ps weeing is completely different sher it comes through a different hole "

...No it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely different taste and texture between piss and squirt as most squirters can tell you. Not every man can make me squirt but I can always make myself. Can squirt without orgasming but prefer to hold off when I can to make my actual orgasms a lot more intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Completely different taste and texture between piss and squirt as most squirters can tell you. Not every man can make me squirt but I can always make myself. Can squirt without orgasming but prefer to hold off when I can to make my actual orgasms a lot more intense. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Completely different taste and texture between piss and squirt as most squirters can tell you. Not every man can make me squirt but I can always make myself. Can squirt without orgasming but prefer to hold off when I can to make my actual orgasms a lot more intense.

Noted "

Ye must have some lists compiled by now

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Just my opinion fourmed from reading various studies and personal experience. Its not piss it comes from a different gland while it shares the same tubes as piss the first of a ladys squirt may taste of urea. Studies show that 3% of females squirt however u have to ask who took part in those studies as a vanilla woman may not confess to squirting as she may think she actually pissed and wont admit it. If the same study was conducted among the more sexually adventurious ladies as u find on fab i think u may get a more accurate result which would then be diluted by adding the amount of women in the country considering the amount of more adventurious ladies in the country it would possibly again only be 3%. Like a few have said yes a lady can learn to squirt with the right stimulation and relaxed frame of mind when she feels as if she is going to pee she needs to learn not to block it but let it go sometimes a well placed hand applying a little pressure can help. Surveys can be bent and twisted depending on the person conducting them if u hear the % of women that climax on the cock its as low as 20% according to some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is no one realising that the OP is taking the piss? Literally? lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I am guessing he was on the shitter when he posted this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't think I could squirt then I was told every girl can squirt I'll prove it and boy he was right with the right technique it's a bodily reaction and is possible for any woman to achieve if the right technique is used. The difference is squirting at point of orgasm now that's rare. I feel they are completely different acts. I have squirted 4/5 times in a row (hubby proving a point) but not once did I orgasm with it. Only once have I cum and simultaneously squirted and I can only blame that on the positioning . So in my opinion squirting is a lot more common than people realise but cumming while squirting in my own opinion is very rare. "

Take note boys, timing is everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet, smart and you squirt with 3% of the luckiest guys. Great character traits xxx"

the thing is to make that 3% a whole number in which each is a man the number of men has to be greater than 100. So if 6 men made you squirt the number is 200. Highly popular I think

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I know quiet a few women on here that squirt. and a good few vanilla women that where able to squirt. I can attest that it's definitely not pee as iv taken part in water sports too over the years and anyone that says its pee clearly hasn't a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle squirts but not very often. But that is only due to 'us' being content with us both cumming, often multiple times. I should really ask her if she wants to squirt more often!! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet, smart and you squirt with 3% of the luckiest guys. Great character traits xxx

the thing is to make that 3% a whole number in which each is a man the number of men has to be greater than 100. So if 6 men made you squirt the number is 200. Highly popular I think "

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am guessing he was on the shitter when he posted this one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the guys in the statistics didn't know how to make the ladies squirt

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By *eandmrsjones1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with "

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow way too much time on your hands if you calculated that 83% of women can squirt "
Just wondering how you worked out the statistics. I dont think that many women here claim to be squirters at all! 83%? Nah!

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City


"Maybe the guys in the statistics didn't know how to make the ladies squirt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only once have i got awoman to properly squirt on me,i soon changed position to finish with my mouth,lol tasty i did have a woman poo on me,she came that much,she lost total control.she was soooo embaressed after,and yes i was a perfect gent about it,it really could happen to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've squirted with one person. Didn't know I could but I know now if I get to that point of intensity I can

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up."

And of those 60% of the time they are wrong every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculous!!

So your saying a woman can piss when a hand/finger or cock is shoved up into them?

I find it hard to pee after sex...especially after a good pounding

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up.

And of those 60% of the time they are wrong every time "

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up.

And of those 60% of the time they are wrong every time

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington. "

Yes but george had a very futureistic out look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with "

that means in 57% with this 3 % you don't and 97% men fatal failing to make you....

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Pre swinging I met several women who stopped me 'mid way' as they felt like they needed to pee. If only I'd known. I was very innocent really. How that's changed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilder that was me! That was explained to me and oh my god the feeling and it was not wee

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

that means in 57% with this 3 % you don't and 97% men fatal failing to make you.... "

Ah feck, I've got a headache now

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Its not the destination lads ....its the journey...keep that in mind

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"Pre swinging I met several women who stopped me 'mid way' as they felt like they needed to pee. If only I'd known. I was very innocent really. How that's changed! "

i get like this alot as i feel i need to pee and stop and use the bathroom if it gets too uncomfortable and yes i do really pee thats as far as i get , dont think i would go any futher as i know it prob would be pee for me

mrs crazy

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Pre swinging I met several women who stopped me 'mid way' as they felt like they needed to pee. If only I'd known. I was very innocent really. How that's changed!

i get like this alot as i feel i need to pee and stop and use the bathroom if it gets too uncomfortable and yes i do really pee thats as far as i get , dont think i would go any futher as i know it prob would be pee for me

mrs crazy "

Only one way for you to find out. Best order those rubber sheets to test it

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Pre swinging I met several women who stopped me 'mid way' as they felt like they needed to pee. If only I'd known. I was very innocent really. How that's changed!

i get like this alot as i feel i need to pee and stop and use the bathroom if it gets too uncomfortable and yes i do really pee thats as far as i get , dont think a would go any futher as i know it prob would be pee for me

mrs crazy "

Only one person I've ever squirted with and it never felt like I wanted to pee. If it feels like you need to pee then I'd say it is a pee you need. What I liken squirting to, is the sensation of your waters breaking in childbirth, not needing to pee. Thankfully its not something that occurs regularly.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"I dont squirt every time. Actually it's rare enough for me to squirt. Only happens with me when I'm being totally pounded

Tina

Now I know why you have a yellow marigold glove resting on your bottom! über-organized!"

Have to be prepared at all times lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up.

And of those 60% of the time they are wrong every time

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington. "

That's not the guy who kissed the girls and made them cry

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I squirt 43% of times with 3% of men I've been with

87.5% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up.

And of those 60% of the time they are wrong every time

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.

That's not the guy who kissed the girls and made them cry "

That was... Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie

Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye.....

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