FabSwingers.com forum: ebay orders still not here :(

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be late

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be late"
mail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples"

pmsl ha ha ha could do with a rich russian meself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ordered from tooting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples"

Blow up cheaper . And don't have to feed it

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples

Blow up cheaper . And don't have to feed it "
...true and less likely to smother in the post ....understandable your scene of urgency so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

True might need to order a puncture repair kit now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My postie is really late too.

I ordered a book costing me £200 on "how to avoid internet scams" 6 weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived ffs.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"My postie is really late too.

I ordered a book costing me £200 on "how to avoid internet scams" 6 weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived ffs.

Haaaaaahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea my wife calls me gullible to .can't wait to see her face when I show her the email that I've won the Nigerian lottery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But seriously be careful my mate Sid just suffered from Id theft .

He just called s now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously ow telling me between 14 Dec and 1 Jan

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Seriously ow telling me between 14 Dec and 1 Jan

so what you are saying is my really expensive gift may not be here for the big day ???? What to do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples"

how would he explain that one to the wife i wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously ow telling me between 14 Dec and 1 Jan

so what you are saying is my really expensive gift may not be here for the big day ???? What to do ?"

Frig last time I bought my secretary an expensive pen and she text me to thank me saying " your penis is amazing I enjoyed using it" . When my ex read it ......well what can I say

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples

how would he explain that one to the wife i wonder"

worse , a dead mail ordered one lol

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Seriously ow telling me between 14 Dec and 1 Jan

so what you are saying is my really expensive gift may not be here for the big day ???? What to do ?

Frig last time I bought my secretary an expensive pen and she text me to thank me saying " your penis is amazing I enjoyed using it" . When my ex read it ......well what can I say "

she thought it wasn't too great when she used it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhh that was low

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She wasn't happy that I worked as a fortune teller .....

Tho the police said going through people's bank accounts didn't class as that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yo two arrived now just my frodo sword

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"She wasn't happy that I worked as a fortune teller .....

Tho the police said going through people's bank accounts didn't class as that "

Lol, I like that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm here all day lol

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples

Blow up cheaper . And don't have to feed it "

Top tip: Make sure you fill your inflatable sex doll with helium so that you still get some of the thrill of the chase!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not helium I used to work in a helium factory but I quit .

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice ..

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

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"Still waiting on my eBay auctions arriving . Postie postie don't be latemail order bride eh ???? Lol

Apples

Blow up cheaper . And don't have to feed it

Top tip: Make sure you fill your inflatable sex doll with helium so that you still get some of the thrill of the chase!

haaahaha

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Not helium I used to work in a helium factory but I quit .

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice .."

Yet they spoke so highly about you.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Feck! There's some great subtle humour going around today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not helium I used to work in a helium factory but I quit .

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice ..

Yet they spoke so highly about you.

But i got carried away with my helium addiction

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Some people really do have an inflated opinion of themselves...... seemed appropriate somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These helium jokes don't go down very well

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