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By *ord Willy McFuck-Bucket OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle

A smurfs height is measured in apples

Only 20% of the Sahara desert is covered in sand

There are 3 different sorts of twilight, civil, nautical and astromical

Mr Tumbles da wrote well known pervert cliff richards eurovision entry power to all our friends

Yul Brynner was born in Vladivostock

John Lennon co-wrote David Bowie first US number 1 Fame

Is there anything else I should know

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

John Wayne's real name is Marion Morrison... Middle name being Robert..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is commonly thought that a "twat" is a noun to describe a pregnant goldfish.However a goldfish can't be impregnated and this definition of the word has never appeared in a respectable dictionary

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By *ord Willy McFuck-Bucket OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle

John Wayne Gacy was one of Americas worst ever serial killers

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By *ord Willy McFuck-Bucket OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle

John Wayne Bobbitt only became famous because his wife cut his cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feed the rind of a rasher to a duck it comes out of the other end undigested. ...hence if you tie a lot of rinds together and have your ducks in a row and then tie the ends of the rinds you have an unending string of ducks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking your knuckles does not cause arthritis. It will however cause your eye to black if you keep doing it near me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your niblings is the word for your nieces and nephews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mick Jagger sang backing vocals on 'your so vain' by Carly Simon.

That there is a difference in the size of a kilobyte depending upon weather it is prefixed by 'KB' or 'kB'.

That goats will eat whole cashmere jumpers given a chance.

That old clock faces used radioactive element radium to glow.

That organic food and gluten free food (to non-coeliacs) is scientifically proven to have no additional health benefit

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

That sweetcorn looks exactly the same after it has passed through the human digestive system. It tastes completely different though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sweetcorn looks exactly the same after it has passed through the human digestive system. It tastes completely different though "

That's..... Boke!

Brian O'Driscoll taught us all that a tomato is a fruit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.

In computer engineering, it is the length of one cycle of the computer's system clock (around 10 milliseconds). In chemistry and physics, a jiffy is the amount of time it takes light to travel a distance of one centimeter — about 33.3564 picoseconds.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t."

I'd love to know if anyone has ever tested that theory?

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Strawberries are said to help memory...

Adam didn't eat the apple... It was me..

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

[Removed by poster at 10/12/14 09:29:42]

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

In the of the 16th century in Boston it was illegal to celebrate Xmas..

Decorating the Xmas tree first came from Germany... Where they used to decorate the tree in winter to brighten up the dark gloomy days.

Santa travels at 4,796,250 MPH so he delivers presents around the world in a new day... Lucky for him with different times zones he has 31 hours to do this.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The distance between the earth and sun is 93 million miles. If you drew a map to scale with the earth and sun 1 inch apart,so 1 inch equals 93 million miles,the next nearest star to us on this map is 7 miles away.

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

Trim castle was used as all 5 castles in braveheart.

It was built in the 12th century by Hugh De Lacy and his son Walter and took 30yrs to build.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim castle was used as all 5 castles in braveheart.

It was built in the 12th century by Hugh De Lacy and his son Walter and took 30yrs to build."

And a lot of the scenes were filmed in Kippure Estate near the Wicklow Mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Browns Boys is filmed in Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe your arse, the fecal matter can travel through up to 10 layers

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan


"Trim castle was used as all 5 castles in braveheart.

It was built in the 12th century by Hugh De Lacy and his son Walter and took 30yrs to build.

And a lot of the scenes were filmed in Kippure Estate near the Wicklow Mountains "

And Longshanks castle was bective abbey just out side Trim

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Depending on the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe your arse, the fecal matter can travel through up to 10 layers "

On a related note, floaters only occur when you're visiting someone else's house Sometimes you don't get invited back

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Right handed people on average live 9 years longer than lefties

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss."

That's abyssmal

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You can't lick your own elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria.

Water sports anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.

That's abyssmal "

I have this kind of paint in my wallet in this days deep abyss

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan


"You can't lick your own elbow."

How many people do you think is trying this out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't lick your own elbow.

How many people do you think is trying this out now "

Officially it is 75% of the people that read it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.

That's abyssmal

I have this kind of paint in my wallet in this days deep abyss"

Can they make clothing from it I wonder?, that would look weird.

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan


"Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria.

Water sports anyone?? "

Do you think 75% of people will try this

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Right handed people on average live 9 years longer than lefties "

hyr mxcs gkds

i tried,looks like ill be seeing Elvis sooner than i thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown colored eyes are really blue, under a layer of melanin. This layer can be removed using lazer treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goldfish kept in the dark will go white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Alaska its illegal for a moose to be intoxicated on the main street of a town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are approximately 10x more bacteria cells in/on a human body than human cells...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't lick your elbow. Bet every one will try tho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more murders on Christmas day in America then any other country.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown. "

Or the microwave lol

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

Or the microwave lol "

lol I don't know which is worse only that they both sound cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

Or the microwave lol "

Ding ding dinners ready!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

Or the microwave lol

Ding ding dinners ready!! "

Lmfao. Think anything with a heartbeat would change colour in d microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown. "

Do you have to plug it in lol

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

Or the microwave lol

lol I don't know which is worse only that they both sound cruel! "

You could put the cat in the microwave...then put the microwave in the fridge

I wonder what would happen?... here kitty kitty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

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Unfortunately this is a myth duck quacks do echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.

Or the microwave lol

Ding ding dinners ready!! "

Ive heard of hotdogs but this is ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group. "

including teenage boys? I don't think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

including teenage boys? I don't think so! "

Horny gits

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