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Best Paddy Irishman Joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love a good Paddy irish man joke. Even though some will say it's stereotypical. But sure if u can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.

What's your favourite??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.

Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.

Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.

So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.

Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.

Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.

Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.

So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.

Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.

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I like that one!! Funny and smutty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.

Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.

Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.

So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.

Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.

I like that one!! Funny and smutty "

glad you liked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My own personal favourite is...

Paddy and Murphy are walking to the pub and find 3 hand grenades.

Paddy says to Murphy "We should take these to the police station"

Murphy says "What if one explodes?"

Paddy says "We will tell them we only found two!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My own personal favourite is...

Paddy and Murphy are walking to the pub and find 3 hand grenades.

Paddy says to Murphy "We should take these to the police station"

Murphy says "What if one explodes?"

Paddy says "We will tell them we only found two!" "

ha ha ha very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya cant beat a good irish gag n thats what makes the irish so ameanable the fact they love thier jokes n dint take offence by em....well done all a ya well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ya cant beat a good irish gag n thats what makes the irish so ameanable the fact they love thier jokes n dint take offence by em....well done all a ya well done"

We take the piss out of ourselves all the time!

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By *ottsguy44Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

paddy was watching babestation anyway he rings the number at the bottom off the screen.What can i do for for u sexy the lady ask?. Paddy u wouldnt mind jumping behind the couch there sexy.The lady confused and asked why that sexy?.Paddy replies me wife is comming down the stairs and i cant find the fecking remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do u confuse paddy ? Give him two shovels and tell him to take his pick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy goes for a job interview as a Blacksmith.

Blacksmith “Paddy do you have any experience”?

Paddy “What do you mean by experience”?

Blacksmith “Well Paddy, have you ever shoed a horse”?

Paddy “No...but I once told a donkey to fuck off”!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paddy goes for a job interview as a Blacksmith.

Blacksmith “Paddy do you have any experience”?

Paddy “What do you mean by experience”?

Blacksmith “Well Paddy, have you ever shoed a horse”?

Paddy “No...but I once told a donkey to fuck off”!!!

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I like xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy went to the doctor who told him he needed to have a blood test so Paddy went home to revise for 3 days...

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Paddy is in the pub having a few jars with the lads. Knows the wife will be getting mad so he txts her

"Hello darlin, just down having a quick pint. Be home in half an hour. If I'm not then just read this message again".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paddy went to the doctor who told him he needed to have a blood test so Paddy went home to revise for 3 days..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest Paddy Joke Ever !!! Paddy The Builder and Paddy the Banker went on a wild session in Vegas gambled the lot even some money they borrowed from Paddy the Germany . Then Enda the Paddy said fuck it the rest of you paddies will have to pay all that money back and the funniest thing of all we did without a whimper

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman & Paddy Irishman are in a jeep in the desert when it breaks down miles from anywhere but they decide to hike it back to the last place they were at.

Paddy Englishman reaches in the back and grabs the water,

"I'll take this for when we get thirsty"

Paddy Scotsman goes to the boot and takes the parasol,

"I'll bring this to keep the sun off us"

Paddy Irishman starts kicking at one of the doors, swinging it back and forth before ripping it off it's hinges

".... and if it gets too hot I'll wind down the windows!!"

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