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useful lines for the 6th and over the festive season

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By *auraxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

east

Taken from a well known site...

1. ”Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

2. *Hold mistletoe above head* “How did that get there?!” Subtle, very subtle.

3. ”Apart from me, what else have you asked Santa for?”

4. a) ”Would you like to pull my cracker”.

b) ”If you need a hand pulling your cracker, I’ve got two”.

5. ”Would you like me to tinsel your Christmas balls?"

6. ”If you were a gift underneath my Christmas tree I wouldn’t be long unwrapping you”.

7. ”Can I be a merry gentleman and offer you my coat? It looks like reindeer…”.

8. ”Fancy a trip to Lapland?”

9. ”I noticed there’s no open fire, but I’ll be happy to warm your chestnuts”

10. ”Excuse me, shouldn’t you be on top of my tree?”

11. ”You have beautiful/massive baubles”.

12. ”There is no room at the Inn let’s take this back to the manger?”

13. a) ”You’re the perfect stocking filler.”

b) “I have a present for you, can I put it in your stocking?”

14. ”Shall I introduce you to Santa’s little helper?”

15. ”There is a ticket to my North Pole with your name on it.”

16. “Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, so just be bad and be good at it.”

17. “You’re a real cracker… and I’m good at pulling.”

18. ”There is a tree somewhere nearby that must be missing an Angel.”

19. “You can hurry down my chimney any night.”

20. ”Get your coat, it’s freezing outside… and you’ve pulled.”

Ok, ok, they're so awful.....

Anyone got any better ones??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later"

lmao thats very good ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I like them! I love a cheesy funny chat up line

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Lol I like them! I love a cheesy funny chat up line "

some of them are so cheesy...they're cream cheese....and i know no one does better then Ollie for cheese

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, can I take your picture so I can show Santy exactly what I want for Christmas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I like them! I love a cheesy funny chat up line

some of them are so cheesy...they're cream cheese....and i know no one does better then Ollie for cheese

Apples "

Lol but they are good for a laugh! As long as the lad is saying them meaning to be funny and not actually meaning them - that's creepy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Laura....very good

How bout:

Do you come here often

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Santa comes once a year but I go four or five times on a good night

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

May face is leaving in half an hour. I want you to be on it.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

That's the spirit, you can be in my Xmas pudding any time, cos I like tasting your moistness....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twas the drink you honour." . . I find that useful. . .

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


""Excuse me, can I take your picture so I can show Santy exactly what I want for Christmas""

Very good think I'll be using this chat line a few times over the festive period cottage;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol Laura....very good

How bout:

Do you come here often "

And the reply is.......Actually, sometimes I fake it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magical watch says you arnt wearing any underwear.. (I am).

Oh it must be an hr fast

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May face is leaving in half an hour. I want you to be on it."

This

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Some good ones there. My fave:

(drops ice cube and stands on it).... Now weve broken the ice, do you want to take it to the next level......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"

Is this why you were in my dream last night Laid!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"My magical watch says you arnt wearing any underwear.. (I am).

Oh it must be an hr fast "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"

You signing those cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"

Going to bring a A4 sheet of paper with the header of block list and your name is going on it if you throw one at Ms.innocent laid

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Some good ones there. My fave:

(drops ice cube and stands on it).... Now weve broken the ice, do you want to take it to the next level......"

I like it! !

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"

will I have to offer you money as well

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol

Is this why you were in my dream last night Laid!! "

it must have been a nightmare if I was in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some good ones there. My fave:

(drops ice cube and stands on it).... Now weve broken the ice, do you want to take it to the next level......

I like it! ! "

This is a cool one!!! lol!

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By *auraxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

east


"That's the spirit, you can be in my Xmas pudding any time, cos I like tasting your moistness....

"

UUUGGHHH!!!

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