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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was out cycling today as usual! Well it must have been a pick on me day or something because I ended up swallowing a fly and a fly went into my eye.....

The buggers!!

What is your story about a fly or about anything that flies!!? I get the feeling I know what's coming next!! lol!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

there once was a woman who swallowed a fly ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp flew onto my jacket and got stuck to the material. I started flapping my arms around as a panicked and had to throw it in the road.mortified

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By *rank69redMan
over a year ago

Galway

Sometimes when I meet pretty woman my fly just flies down and some prick comes out all flushed being chased by an asshole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wasp flew onto my jacket and got stuck to the material. I started flapping my arms around as a panicked and had to throw it in the road.mortified

Ooooh that wouldn't be good as I'm actually allergic to bees & wasps so I always have to be careful when I see any around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz buzz buzzz buzz splat thats my fly story lol.

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"A wasp flew onto my jacket and got stuck to the material. I started flapping my arms around as a panicked and had to throw it in the road.mortified

Lol..sorry for laughing

But its sooo true.. a wasp..bee.. can turn any of us in crazy lunatics.. running around flapping our arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen....it's arse.

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen....it's arse."

Ahhhh..poor fly

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

Wasps and flies fly into my motorcycle helmet all the time. With the visor down they just get splatted, when the visor is up, different story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there once was a woman who swallowed a fly ...

Smart arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycling... Wexford country lane, an unspecified number of years ago when I was a kid. I saw the horsefly approaching at speed, instinctively turned my head to avoid kissing it, only for it to fly right into my ear, not onto, INTO. Cue leaping off the bike, screaming, and waving my arms hysterically. I can't accurately describe the horror of hearing it buzzing inside my head, terrified to try & get it out in case it went further in.

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Cycling... Wexford country lane, an unspecified number of years ago when I was a kid. I saw the horsefly approaching at speed, instinctively turned my head to avoid kissing it, only for it to fly right into my ear, not onto, INTO. Cue leaping off the bike, screaming, and waving my arms hysterically. I can't accurately describe the horror of hearing it buzzing inside my head, terrified to try & get it out in case it went further in.

Oh you poor thing.. were you ok?

Was the fly ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh you poor thing.. were you ok?

Was the fly ok?

Never mind the fly...

It must have been a terrible ordeal, a horsefly buzzing in her ear...I hope it didn't bite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mam was out walking one day and a nest of wasps attacked her.. They were everywhere.. i think i counted 24 stings. They went inside her jacket and her jumper and stuck to her and stuck to her clothes and everything. I think i would have actually died...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love 'The Fly' movie with Jeff Goldblum... Creepy but horny mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mam was out walking one day and a nest of wasps attacked her.. They were everywhere.. i think i counted 24 stings. They went inside her jacket and her jumper and stuck to her and stuck to her clothes and everything. I think i would have actually died...

OMG your mother must have been scared, it would scare the shit out of me anyway!! I'm allergic to them so I always have to be careful...

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

I was out running one day and a wasp flew into my mouth and stung my throat ,,laugh about it now but scary shit on the day

I now run with my mouth as closed as possible lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I think most people would actually be dead before 24 stings from a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once chased by a hornet. Evil, mean things!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was out running one day and a wasp flew into my mouth and stung my throat ,,laugh about it now but scary shit on the day

I now run with my mouth as closed as possible lol"

I have to be careful when I'm cycling!! lol! Don't want to swallow any more flies!! lol!

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