FabSwingers.com forum: Poem to sum up fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Search through the profiles to see who's looking good. Why do some girls eat so much food (not you)??

Paula's on the vodka, Tammy lights a cig.

Patricia's fooling no-one in that badly fitted wig.

Girls wanting marriage, cougars galore.Ladies

Profiles with no pictures in case the hubby finds out.

Updates in themix, what's it all about??

Feeling kinda jaded, a refund would be nice

Stuck here until the Christmadso now I'll pay the price.

No-onesseeking love, no-one wants romance.

No-one cares whats in the heart, just what's in the pants!!

Don't want to see your handbags, don't want to know your wealth?

There's more important things in life like honesty and health.

I like a peaceful life, forget the late night clubs.

Pour the wine beside the fire and I'll give you shoulder rubs.

My life is full and plenty, I've got my every wish.

The only piece that's missing is someone hot to kiss.

So if you feeling tempted to ask me on a date.

Check you got a heart that's true before you tempt your fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??

.... and **YOU** DONT EVEN HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's class dude!! Good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Search through the profiles to see who's looking good. Why do some girls eat so much food (not you)??

Paula's on the vodka, Tammy lights a cig.

Patricia's fooling no-one in that badly fitted wig.

Girls wanting marriage, cougars galore.Ladies

Profiles with no pictures in case the hubby finds out.

Updates in themix, what's it all about??

Feeling kinda jaded, a refund would be nice

Stuck here until the Christmadso now I'll pay the price.

No-onesseeking love, no-one wants romance.

No-one cares whats in the heart, just what's in the pants!!

Don't want to see your handbags, don't want to know your wealth?

There's more important things in life like honesty and health.

I like a peaceful life, forget the late night clubs.

Pour the wine beside the fire and I'll give you shoulder rubs.

My life is full and plenty, I've got my every wish.

The only piece that's missing is someone hot to kiss.

So if you feeling tempted to ask me on a date.

Check you got a heart that's true before you tempt your fate"

God, I have to hand it to you for effort!! lol!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??

.... and **YOU** DONT EVEN HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE lol

thats so the wife doesn't find out

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

This is so cheesy its cream cheese lol...best of luck with your search. ...

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

This place is full of honeys

This place is full of mickey

The ladies recharge their bunnies

Cause the lads here are all sickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a shag send a message. . .if you want a lickin send a wink. . .what i say in my profile . . May not be what you think. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!! We have a few poets in our midst!!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

But this one doesnt.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??

Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:

A woman at the seaside

Walking on the front

Went into the water

It came up to her knees.

That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4/10

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??

Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:

A woman at the seaside

Walking on the front

Went into the water

It came up to her knees.

That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought poems were meant to somewhat rhyme??

Yep your correct, the difference between poetry and prose:

A woman at the seaside

Walking on the front

Went into the water

It came up to her knees.

That's prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.

Hahahha. that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies & Gentleman

girls & boys

you get out what you put in

So stop making noise.

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

Mr. Dungannondan.....look what you started ..the English language being defiled

shame on you ...shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the fellas join fabswingers

thinking its full of mingers

wholl drop their knickers

without paying for dinners

the guys want their hole

even those on the dole

it soon becomes apparent

roides a plenty there arent

so in the dead of the night

they become user no longer on site

so ladies get yer tits out

and get yer bits out

and if yer ever up this way

give such n such a fella a shout

therell be no winin

no dinin

but loads of 69 n

randy farmers

chancing armers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all the fellas join fabswingers

thinking its full of mingers

wholl drop their knickers

without paying for dinners

the guys want their hole

even those on the dole

it soon becomes apparent

roides a plenty there arent

so in the dead of the night

they become user no longer on site

so ladies get yer tits out

and get yer bits out

and if yer ever up this way

give such n such a fella a shout

therell be no winin

no dinin

but loads of 69 n

randy farmers

chancing armers

"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that took me 3 mins dan , imagine what i could do if i really put some effort he he xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that took me 3 mins dan , imagine what i could do if i really put some effort he he xx"
You are a woman if many talents but I've yet to find out about them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the fellas join fabswingers

thinking its full of mingers

wholl drop their knickers

without paying for dinners

the guys want their hole

even those on the dole

it soon becomes apparent

roides a plenty there arent

so in the dead of the night

they become user no longer on site

so ladies get yer tits out

and get yer bits out

and if yer ever up this way

give such n such a fella a shout

therell be no winin

no dinin

but loads of 69 n

randy farmers

chancing armers

lmao!

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"all the fellas join fabswingers

thinking its full of mingers

wholl drop their knickers

without paying for dinners

the guys want their hole

even those on the dole

it soon becomes apparent

roides a plenty there arent

so in the dead of the night

they become user no longer on site

so ladies get yer tits out

and get yer bits out

and if yer ever up this way

give such n such a fella a shout

therell be no winin

no dinin

but loads of 69 n

randy farmers

chancing armers

Love it!!

Miss McJoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is now a site called Fabswingers

Which ppl say is full of mingers

But what i have found

Is that most are sound

As their courtesy towards me always lingers.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

There is a swing site they call fab

With some ladies and quite a few chavs

Some struggle power

Wishing they could rent rooms by the hour

But to be honest most are just mad

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh dear what can the matter be?

DungannonDan's had no luck with flattery

Now he's hopin the ladies think laterally

And give him a wink or two.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear what can the matter be?

DungannonDan's had no luck with flattery

Now he's hopin the ladies think laterally

And give him a wink or two.....

"
mrs 2-4 stranger. You can do better than that

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

There is this naughty place, where I like to be,

Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me

Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do

And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you

With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice

Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice

Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch

Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all

A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits

This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great

Miss McJoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is this naughty place, where I like to be,

Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me

Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do

And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you

With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice

Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice

Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch

Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all

A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits

This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great

Miss McJoy

"
. Very good

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"There is this naughty place, where I like to be,

Filled with laughs and fun, and winks and fab's for you and me

Men with great big throbbing knobs, who know just what to do

And girls who are all so hot, who'll instantly cum for you

With lots of pics for us to perv on, aren't we spoiled for choice

Come and join us on the forum, we'll surely hear your voice

Don't be afraid to say hello, we are a friendly bunch

Short and tall or slim or stout, for here we have them all

A place that we can gather to share our naughty traits

This place is Fab and I for one, well I just think it's great

Miss McJoy

. Very good

Thank you

Miss McJoy

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