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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Mickey Mouse goes to court trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. He meets up with the judge and the judge says, "Sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she's fucking crazy." Mickey goes, "I didn't say she's fucking crazy, I said she's fucking goofy."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Mickey Mouse goes to court trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. He meets up with the judge and the judge says, "Sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she's fucking crazy." Mickey goes, "I didn't say she's fucking crazy, I said she's fucking goofy."

Hahaha

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear were an arse I would fuck it!"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mother went into Smyths Toy Store to buy her daughter a new Barbie doll. The shop assistant pointed out a few options and said all dolls are 9.99 like Driving Barbie and Hairdressing Barbie etc. Then she pointed to a Barbie on the top shelf and said this Barbie is 49.99.

The mother enquired why the massive difference in prices.

The shop assistant explained this is Divorce Barbie and comes with half Kens house, his car, his horse and half his bank account lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have a woman and a hurricane got in common ?

When they cum they're wet and wild , and when they go they take the house and car

By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville