FabSwingers.com forum: There are not enough sheep...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...to count to make me fall asleep.

Someone entertain me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How may I be of service to help entertain a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may I be of service to help entertain a lady?

She is looking for a Shepard !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know the feeling, shattered but wide awake

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

having a wank is a good way to put yerself to sleep and sure if it doesnt work at least you had a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may I be of service to help entertain a lady?

She is looking for a Shepard !!!

A sheepdog would round them up quicker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a wank is a good way to put yerself to sleep and sure if it doesnt work at least you had a wank

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...to count to make me fall asleep.

Someone entertain me please

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep..... zzzzzz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may I be of service to help entertain a lady?

She is looking for a Shepard !!!

A sheepdog would round them up quicker!

Wuff wuff

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

i am watching a red footed booby fly about - its very relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...to count to make me fall asleep.

Someone entertain me please

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep..... zzzzzz!

If only it was that easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha some great suggestions!

I have one of them sleep hypnosis apps and it does work! But I don't want to listen to it. I'm too giddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha some great suggestions!

I have one of them sleep hypnosis apps and it does work! But I don't want to listen to it. I'm too giddy"

Giddy is just going to get you into all sorts of bother

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

i only sleep when i am pished so i get a couple of nights sleep every week - thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah. and now I was just told that I'm fat and no oil painting.

Hhhhmmmm seems I'm not even allowed to be giddy looking this way. I should be ashamed of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha some great suggestions!

I have one of them sleep hypnosis apps and it does work! But I don't want to listen to it. I'm too giddy"

I used one of them last night and helped... I'm a little hyper tonight myself and up in 4 hours... joyful ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank fook I don't have to work tomorrow but still!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget about about sheep start thinking about small cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fook I don't have to work tomorrow but still!!!"

Not jealous at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget about about sheep start thinking about small cock??"

Why small ones??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget about about sheep start thinking about small cock??

Why small ones??"

Cause she will small asleep ...mayebe

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

you all arent giving this wank idea of mine a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxing music slows the brain down and stops ur mind from running riot hope that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. and now I was just told that I'm fat and no oil painting.

Hhhhmmmm seems I'm not even allowed to be giddy looking this way. I should be ashamed of myself"

What

that's not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if she met me there would be feck all sleeping.....just the internet

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

ahh well you all got to sleep after all - well done everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you all arent giving this wank idea of mine a chance"

I am but I'm too lazy lol

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"you all arent giving this wank idea of mine a chance

I am but I'm too lazy lol"

i am sure you could get someone to lend you a hand

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

my balls are wild warm - fuck all to do with sleep - i just thought everyone might want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you all arent giving this wank idea of mine a chance

I am but I'm too lazy lol

i am sure you could get someone to lend you a hand"

Or hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm listening now to an app with relaxing beach sound. Thing is hearing all this water makes me want to go for a pee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my balls are wild warm - fuck all to do with sleep - i just thought everyone might want to know"
thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez you had to mention water grrrrrr

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

if anyone ever gets to sleep please share your secret with me tomorrow - i really want to try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope. Not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work trying to stay awake would love sleep right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it finally worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At around 4!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you manage to catch all those lose sheep jumping around your bedroom??

Pesky messy things they are!

If one gets in your ear you won't hear a thing!!

And be careful if you eat Maltesers today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At around 4!

Is the morning a little brighter gorgeous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At around 4!

Is the morning a little brighter gorgeous?"
too bright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At around 4!

Is the morning a little brighter gorgeous? too bright!"

How come? No curtains to keep out that pesky sun ?

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