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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wife is now scarred our kids are old enough to go looking and finding her sex toys so she is suggesting getting rid of them " just incase"

Any suggestions where we could hide them folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she doesn't seem to enjoy them much if she suggests a tragedy like this!

maybe get a chest which you can lock?

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By *at-cWoman
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Chest of drawers... lift out the bottom drawer and there is usually a decent enough space there. Practically invisible when the drawer is put back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always put the kids up for adoption. . .

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

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A locked case.....my parents had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a massive chest mine go in but there is also teaching your kids to respect your privacy and stay the hell out of your room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a massive chest mine go in but there is also teaching your kids to respect your privacy and stay the hell out of your room

And failing that, lock your bedroom door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if the above dose not work then the adoption idea is the best idea

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"A locked case.....my parents had one

Sounds genetic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A locked case.....my parents had one

mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a sealed bag in the water tank in the attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are in a small suitcase with a lock on the zip under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joys of living alone and having a naughty drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chest of drawers... lift out the bottom drawer and there is usually a decent enough space there. Practically invisible when the drawer is put back. "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Chest of drawers... lift out the bottom drawer and there is usually a decent enough space there. Practically invisible when the drawer is put back.

will remember that one! !

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

"Chest of drawers... lift out the bottom drawer and there is usually a decent enough space there. Practically invisible when the drawer is put back. "

That's where I stash mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no chest of drawers!! Just a big chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no chest of drawers!! Just a big chest

I have hardly any chest but loads of nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no chest of drawers!! Just a big chest

I have hardly any chest but loads of nipple

I bet they are lovely nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them somewhere the kids will never think of looking. Perhaps the vegetable drawer in the fridge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a massive chest mine go in but there is also teaching your kids to respect your privacy and stay the hell out of your room

easier said than done... my 16yr old son found my Husbands "hidden" Collection of Very Explicit Porn Dvds..& "forgot" to put them away afterwards... his younger sister found them (Double Entry pic on cover of one.. )

She was totally traumatised

Best to keep everything under Lock & Key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People hide drugs in their house get inventive, if your that worried convert a chest of drawers or wardrobe to have a hidden compartment.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Leave them somewhere the kids will never think of looking. Perhaps the vegetable drawer in the fridge..."

yep. . Pretty safe there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them somewhere the kids will never think of looking. Perhaps the vegetable drawer in the fridge...

yep. . Pretty safe there!

Lol. Not very hygienic!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"You could always put the kids up for adoption. . .

Lol... that's def thinking outside the box

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Leave them somewhere the kids will never think of looking. Perhaps the vegetable drawer in the fridge...

yep. . Pretty safe there!

Lol. Not very hygienic!!

Lol... just make sure you don't throw it in the pot instead of a carrot!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"I have no chest of drawers!! Just a big chest

I have hardly any chest but loads of nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just find inventive ways to hide them in full view...for instance

Spreader bars would be excellent for hanging baskets....

Nipple clamps with tassels, hang them as ornaments on the Christmas tree...

Put your wand in the karaoke box, it looks just like a mike.....

And your suction based plug makes a great door stop......

Ye just have to be inventive

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Just find inventive ways to hide them in full view...for instance

Spreader bars would be excellent for hanging baskets....

Nipple clamps with tassels, hang them as ornaments on the Christmas tree...

Put your wand in the karaoke box, it looks just like a mike.....

And your suction based plug makes a great door stop......

Ye just have to be inventive

It sounds like you guys have had a lot of practice.. great ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great advice guys thanks so much we are laughing flat out at all the tips. Love them lol x

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