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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

tell me a joke

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Paddy Englishman paddy irishman and paddy scotsman walk into a bar...

The barman says "is this some kind of fucking joke???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher: Johnny what's the name of robin hoods girlfriend.

Johnny: Trudy glen miss

Teacher: No its maid Marian

Johnny: No the song goes "robin hood Robin hood riding Trudy glen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a fella who died from drinking milk. . . . The cow fell on him. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teacher: Johnny what's the name of robin hoods girlfriend.

Johnny: Trudy glen miss

Teacher: No its maid Marian

Johnny: No the song goes "robin hood Robin hood riding Trudy glen""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teacher: Johnny what's the name of robin hoods girlfriend.

Johnny: Trudy glen miss

Teacher: No its maid Marian

Johnny: No the song goes "robin hood Robin hood riding Trudy glen"

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brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen from nova fm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Why do clarvoyants not need condoms

Cause they got crystal balls and can see it coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My application to a dating agency was declined lately. . . question 14 which was "what is your favourite thing in a woman" . . They said my answer of "my mickey" was unacceptable. . . .

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

did you hear about the magical tractor ??

it turned into a field boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

a shit stick?

A stick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

whats blue and not heavy ?

a blue light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the egg get embarrassed. . . . . Some one saw his yoke. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant was by a watering hole dinking one day a camel walks past,elephant roars hey you look at you with 2 boobs on your back.The camel replies cheek comming from u with a cock hanging from ur face.

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By *ergio1975Man
over a year ago

Clonee MH / D

A Roman Soldier walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers (as in the peace sign) and says "gimme five pints"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't women blink during sex??

There isn't enough time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy irishman was going for a job as priest anyway the bishop say u must answer 3 question to get the job.

1.what is damascus

paddy answers that easy it bleach that cleans 99% germs he replies.

2. Who was born in a stable

Paddy replies Red Rum.

3. What happend when the disciples went to mount olive.

Jaysis paddy replies sure that an easy one popeye beat the shit out them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u hear that that actress Reese stabbed herself ?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Did u hear that that actress Reese stabbed herself ? "

with a spoon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 blondes walk into a bar....

Ya think one of them would have seen it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy.""

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

This is more a visual joke but you'll get the idea

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they're always being told that this (imagin small gap between tumb and forefinger)

is twelve inches

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""

love it

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By *ublinmeathman OP Man
over a year ago

clonee

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard!

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

ok a long joke......so I copy and pasted it from a site....(this is my fav joke!!!)

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.

When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken.

The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken.

The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems),

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.

On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.

The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying,

"Read it, read it, read it..."

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"ok a long joke......so I copy and pasted it from a site....(this is my fav joke!!!)

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.

When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken.

The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken.

The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems),

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.

On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.

"Read it, read it, read it...""

oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok a long joke......so I copy and pasted it from a site....(this is my fav joke!!!)

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.

When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken.

The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken.

The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems),

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.

On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.

"Read it, read it, read it...""

Brilliant.

But. Do you know how deep the water was that the frog was standing in?

It was............wait............................wait for it..........It was knee deep, kneedeep, kneedeep

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"ok a long joke......so I copy and pasted it from a site....(this is my fav joke!!!)

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.

When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken.

The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks,

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken.

The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems),

"Book, book, book, BOOK!"

By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.

On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.

"Read it, read it, read it..."

Brilliant.

But. Do you know how deep the water was that the frog was standing in?

It was............wait............................wait for it..........It was knee deep, kneedeep, kneedeep"

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By *oldpairCouple
over a year ago

Wexford

What do you call an Irish mam that lives outside the back door?

Paddy O' Furniture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on, but I cant sleep with a hard on.

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take a pound of meat out of it

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