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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone ever get a really itchy bum hole in public? I'd kill my grandmother just to give it a good scratch but you can't.

Grrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tmi

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Anyone ever get a really itchy bum hole in public? I'd kill my grandmother just to give it a good scratch but you can't.

Grrrrrr."

Billy connolly used to do a skit about that. He reckoned the best way to deal with it was to say in a loud voice "I've got an incredibly itchy bum. I think I'll scratch it!"

Give that a go and let us know what happens

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

I do enjoy your posts Mr Rock. Always very entertaining and always a little challenging to answer.

I clench up tight and hope to god it goes away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back yourself into a crowed place and do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a tree and scratch yourself on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worms!!!! Worms!!!!! I know thats what my mother always said in an attempt to stop us from scratching our posteriors

if we even tried to pull our undies a little to alleviate the irritation we were promptly dosed with the most noxious pink substance

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"Anyone ever get a really itchy bum hole in public? I'd kill my grandmother just to give it a good scratch but you can't.

Grrrrrr.

Billy connolly used to do a skit about that. He reckoned the best way to deal with it was to say in a loud voice "I've got an incredibly itchy bum. I think I'll scratch it!"

Give that a go and let us know what happens "

It's about as subtle as the itchy bum dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't "

My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't

My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol "

now that would be mortifying! !

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't

My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol

now that would be mortifying! ! "

Not mortifying for the onlookers

I've now got a picture in my head of blondie walking up a packed moira main Street with her satin knickers round her ankles! I'm sorry bb, but that made me giggle

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