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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks "

mrs s I'll bring the shuttle bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there OAP members rates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mumbaitini when you're ready barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me out. I'm definitely not classy enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this is a pretendy bar,can I pretend I'm not approaching 50,don't have grey hair and my paunch is rock hard abs

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Did you mention dancing......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call Elfie back, we've found the karaoke machine!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

On a hump day yaaa I in, I'll do the door stop any prudish eye brow raised judge mental people exposing it for a cheap trill type bar

Ladies that pole is there for a reason don't be shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I'm so in if I'm allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a pole?? If not I'll happily dance on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a milk..on the rocks....shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes, we re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join you on the bar there Mrs S? I'll have something with vodka in please

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Dirty dancing all over again.....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Feck the door I am sitting here at the bar all these lovely women dancing on the bar with short skirts

I think I may need a neck brace

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By *londegemWoman
over a year ago

my own little world

Sitting over by the window ........who would like to sit with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting over by the window ........who would like to sit with me..."

im on me way lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of some hot nuts Mrs S?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting over by the window ........who would like to sit with me..."

Thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks "

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire "

Your finest whiskey based concoction please madam

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy "

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Mrs S I'm back for round 2 ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty can I have Sex on the Beach ...Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos up for some red aftershock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing "

And us lads do enjoy watching

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing

And us lads do enjoy watching "

And us ladies do like being watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire

Your finest whiskey based concoction please madam "

On the rocks sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I have Sex on the Beach ...Please "

Of course blondie coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing

And us lads do enjoy watching

And us ladies do like being watched "

Pulls up the best seat in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire

Your finest whiskey based concoction please madam

On the rocks sir "

I'll trust your judgement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing "

What's your poison toxic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire

Your finest whiskey based concoction please madam

On the rocks sir

I'll trust your judgement "

Oh goodie goodie u have given me free reign with your liver

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is this an exclusive club or can I join?! I'm up for some Coyote style bar dancing

Miss McJoy

Might need a bigger bar.....us ladies do enjoy dancing

What's your poison toxic "

Looking forward to trying out your shots......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Cocktails tick . I have even expanded my repertoire

Your finest whiskey based concoction please madam

On the rocks sir

I'll trust your judgement

Oh goodie goodie u have given me free reign with your liver "

You'll probably look after it better than I do...... oh wait car bombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the door... and when all yous lads are pissed, i'll take care of all.the lovely ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please "

With a packet of spirals......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

With a packet of spirals...... "

Lol make that a bottle of Jim by the neck with a box of spirals and I'll be a happy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please "

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

With a packet of spirals......

Lol make that a bottle of Jim by the neck with a box of spirals and I'll be a happy woman "

Pmsl.....dublin your be in heaven then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe "

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

With a packet of spirals......

Lol make that a bottle of Jim by the neck with a box of spirals and I'll be a happy woman

Pmsl.....dublin your be in heaven then "

Oh I can't wait believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too "

haha i was just talking about a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

haha i was just talking about a man "

Well yeah of course a man with a bottle of Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

haha i was just talking about a man

Well yeah of course a man with a bottle of Jim "

What is a bottle of jim .... Whiskey????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

haha i was just talking about a man

Well yeah of course a man with a bottle of Jim

What is a bottle of jim .... Whiskey???? "

Lol yeah it's a lovely bottle of whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too "

What's your song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

haha i was just talking about a man

Well yeah of course a man with a bottle of Jim

What is a bottle of jim .... Whiskey????

Lol yeah it's a lovely bottle of whiskey "

Ewwww hate the smell of whiskey ever since the night i d*unk a bottle of JD and ended up still d*unk after 2 days .... Worst hangover ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitty can I please have a very large Jim neat please

ooohhhhhh i like the soind of a very large jim tina hehe

Lol well I need it and if there's a man to go with it I'll gladly accept that too

haha i was just talking about a man

Well yeah of course a man with a bottle of Jim

What is a bottle of jim .... Whiskey????

Lol yeah it's a lovely bottle of whiskey

Ewwww hate the smell of whiskey ever since the night i d*unk a bottle of JD and ended up still d*unk after 2 days .... Worst hangover ever "

Lol oh that's my poison anyway lold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? "

have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks "

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass "

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour "

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour "

Oh! Ok.. but no squeezing my sexy buttocks! Lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty "

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals "

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol "

Ask Tina......she might not want to share though.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol "

step away from the spirals and no one gets hurts lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Sorry I'm late, I'm just setting up the p.a. and back line for the band. Who wants to jam with me on some tunes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol

Ask Tina......she might not want to share though.....lol"

SHARE Toxic have you gone completely mad

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol

step away from the spirals and no one gets hurts lol"

Backing away.. protecting me nuts.. not making eye contract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late, I'm just setting up the p.a. and back line for the band. Who wants to jam with me on some tunes?"

Meeee

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol

Ask Tina......she might not want to share though.....lol

SHARE Toxic have you gone completely mad "

I know when not to ask.....did worn wex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is open again. ... Who remembers this. .. kitty you're on the bar making your amazing cocktails. .. ..

whose gonna do some coyote ugly style dancing in the bar with me?

Whose on the door?

Come on in folks

Ok...I'll do the coyoto thing on the bar... if I have too

But no looking at my ass

Thats not fair.....if you are allowed to perv on our arses while we are up there then we must return the favour

Agree toxic

Kitty another bottle please these spirals are making me thirsty

Another shot here too Kitty but wont ask Tina to share her spirals

What's a spiral? Don't know what it is.. but I want one !! Now!! Lol

Ask Tina......she might not want to share though.....lol

SHARE Toxic have you gone completely mad

I know when not to ask.....did worn wex "

Ha ha that you do

step back wex lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Sorry I'm late, I'm just setting up the p.a. and back line for the band. Who wants to jam with me on some tunes?

Meeee "

No better woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late, I'm just setting up the p.a. and back line for the band. Who wants to jam with me on some tunes?

Meeee "

Can I join too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late, I'm just setting up the p.a. and back line for the band. Who wants to jam with me on some tunes?"

We had a sexy bass player last Saturday Mr.M, you're gonna have to play in your jocks!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Barkeep, barkeep a long slow screw against the wall and a Harvey wall banger when ur ready please

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Barkeep, barkeep a long slow screw against the wall and a Harvey wall banger when ur ready please"

And a front row seat at the bar......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner "

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Barkeep, barkeep a long slow screw against the wall and a Harvey wall banger when ur ready please

And a front row seat at the bar...... "

Ohhh yes pls shake that booty ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry lads and lassies I just had to nip out there to the cash and carry for a couple of cases of Jim and a box of spirals....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barkeep, barkeep a long slow screw against the wall and a Harvey wall banger when ur ready please

And a front row seat at the bar......

Ohhh yes pls shake that booty ladies "

*wiggles it, just a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barkeep, barkeep a long slow screw against the wall and a Harvey wall banger when ur ready please"

Oohhhhh i like it up against walls .....

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry lads and lassies I just had to nip out there to the cash and carry for a couple of cases of Jim and a box of spirals.... "

And extra shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do white Christmas..... Scrotums roasting on an open fire Jack frost nipping at your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry lads and lassies I just had to nip out there to the cash and carry for a couple of cases of Jim and a box of spirals....

And extra shots? "

At this rate I'll have to go out again ye are like Jim gussling calves

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry lads and lassies I just had to nip out there to the cash and carry for a couple of cases of Jim and a box of spirals....

And extra shots?

At this rate I'll have to go out again ye are like Jim gussling calves "

Sign of a good party......lol

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I love a pint of carlsberg please.

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over a year ago


"I love a pint of carlsberg please."
I'll serve you biggles

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over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas "

sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

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over a year ago


"I love a pint of carlsberg please. I'll serve you biggles "

Good woman getting stuck in

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over a year ago

I'm back had some business to take care of ..... need a large morgans on the rocks please .....and here make room on the karaoke and on that bar top think I will sing a wee number and strut my stuff ....lol .....

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over a year ago


"I love a pint of carlsberg please. I'll serve you biggles

Good woman getting stuck in "

i try my best

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over a year ago


"I'm back had some business to take care of ..... need a large morgans on the rocks please .....and here make room on the karaoke and on that bar top think I will sing a wee number and strut my stuff ....lol ..... "

Yay what you going to sing and I'll stick the backing disk on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas "

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back had some business to take care of ..... need a large morgans on the rocks please .....and here make room on the karaoke and on that bar top think I will sing a wee number and strut my stuff ....lol .....

Yay what you going to sing and I'll stick the backing disk

on"

I will survive !!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan "

I'm sensing I may need to purchase ear plugs anyone else want some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back had some business to take care of ..... need a large morgans on the rocks please .....and here make room on the karaoke and on that bar top think I will sing a wee number and strut my stuff ....lol .....

Yay what you going to sing and I'll stick the backing disk

on

I will survive !!! Pmsl "

U might your eardrums won't if duffer goes crowing

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan

I'm sensing I may need to purchase ear plugs anyone else want some "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan

I'm sensing I may need to purchase ear plugs anyone else want some "

Plugs won't be big enough, you'll need proper ear defenders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan "

you'll have to show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duffer in all the tines we have crossed paths I dint think I have ever heard you sing pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me "

Try stopping me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duffer in all the tines we have crossed paths I dint think I have ever heard you sing pmsl "

Exactly, your in for quite a treat

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over a year ago


"Duffer in all the tines we have crossed paths I dint think I have ever heard you sing pmsl "

Count yourself lucky lol

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over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me

Try stopping me "

looking forward to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me

Try stopping me looking forward to it lol "

You like torture?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me

Try stopping me looking forward to it lol

You like torture? "

Or a good laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't be that bad Duffer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be sitting in the corner, singing along loudly and badly to the tunes. No wonder, I always end up sitting alone lol

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

We will pogo for everyones entertainment

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over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me

Try stopping me looking forward to it lol

You like torture? "

depends on what I can do to u afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for a little one??? Sorry I'm late, hope the door man lets me in, he's scary looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo lollies here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo lollies here !!! "

Who's on bar duty???? I need vodka. Alooooooooot of vodka

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Any room for a little one??? Sorry I'm late, hope the door man lets me in, he's scary looking "

More shots please Kitty.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for a little one??? Sorry I'm late, hope the door man lets me in, he's scary looking

More shots please Kitty..... "

Loads more line them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh shots what type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type "

Baby Guiness are my poison

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison "

Now your talking.....

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/14 20:59:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison "

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby"

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon "

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then "

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one "

Does that mean i have to play catchup....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one "

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ohhh baby Guinness where's mind sorry I was missing but that long slow screw against the wall takes some time and attention

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ohhh baby Guinness where's mind sorry I was missing but that long slow screw against the wall takes some time and attention "

Hope you enjoyed it.......you missed the dance show.....baby Guinness on the way

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me "

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon "

me too for some

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ohhh baby Guinness where's mind sorry I was missing but that long slow screw against the wall takes some time and attention

Hope you enjoyed it.......you missed the dance show.....baby Guinness on the way "

Ohhh I always enjoy it nothing worse then a rushed screw mind u it has its place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool "

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a karaoke and cocktails I'm there too

What's your song? have a few different ones depends on my mood and duet partner

I've been known to give a rendition of Fairytale of New York at Christmas sounds sounds good but one i hate at Christmas

I never said it was a good rendition but then it ain't hard to sing better than Shane McGowan you'll have to show me

Try stopping me looking forward to it lol

You like torture? depends on what I can do to u afterwards"

Nothing, you'll be a little tied up

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start "

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right who got sick in the facilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing "

Naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who got sick in the facilities "

That was Fuzzywuzzy, I seen him he can drink none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow sets just beginning whose first to get nice close and personal mmm

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ohhh baby Guinness where's mind sorry I was missing but that long slow screw against the wall takes some time and attention

Hope you enjoyed it.......you missed the dance show.....baby Guinness on the way

Ohhh I always enjoy it nothing worse then a rushed screw mind u it has its place "

pmsl....was only saying that myself earlier this evening

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked? "

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise "

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas "

Take the old ladies glasses off and you might be able to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm mopping

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm mopping "

Make them clean it up themselves and join us at the bar......duffers naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas

Take the old ladies glasses off and you might be able to see "

Ahhhh that better, somethings stirring now and it's not this cocktail

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas

Take the old ladies glasses off and you might be able to see

Ahhhh that better, somethings stirring now and it's not this cocktail "

Thats the bouncers running to cover your modesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas

Take the old ladies glasses off and you might be able to see

Ahhhh that better, somethings stirring now and it's not this cocktail

Thats the bouncers running to cover your modesty "

Ffs and I thought this was a liberated establishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm mopping

Make them clean it up themselves and join us at the bar......duffers naked "

Duffer is always naked ... Get the crops out

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh shots what type

Baby Guiness are my poison

Oh yum... Hit me up baby

I can feel some new shots buddies on the horizon

Meet you all at the bar in 5 minutes then

I'm here and waiting!!!! May have to have a sneaky one

I don't do shots

Pint and a Whiskey chaser for me

Thats fine....just pull up a bar stool

I'm not moving I've already got the best seat in the house! When's the dancing start

A few more shots.....we will all be dancing

Naked?

You go first and we will all follow....i promise

I'm already naked, what's keeping yas

Take the old ladies glasses off and you might be able to see

Ahhhh that better, somethings stirring now and it's not this cocktail

Thats the bouncers running to cover your modesty

Ffs and I thought this was a liberated establishment "

Liberated yes but you made the women jealous with those drooping boobs and they dont want riots on their hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah here you's all d*unk while I've been busy..... better get some small ones into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who got sick in the facilities

That was Fuzzywuzzy, I seen him he can drink none "

Tut tut tut, he's at it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who got sick in the facilities

That was Fuzzywuzzy, I seen him he can drink none

Tut tut tut, he's at it again?"

Doesn't surprise me

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

"

Duffer is naked and available

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

Duffer is naked and available "

Let him get his walking stick and he will join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww we late body shots anyone?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Awwwww we late body shots anyone? "

Ohhh now ur talking

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over a year ago


"Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

Duffer is naked and available

Let him get his walking stick and he will join you "

Lmao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwww we late body shots anyone? "

Tequilas on the way just cutting lemons

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Awwwww we late body shots anyone?

Tequilas on the way just cutting lemons "

Set em up kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwww we late body shots anyone?

Tequilas on the way just cutting lemons "

Hmmm partial to a tequila

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

Duffer is naked and available

Let him get his walking stick and he will join you "

Ur OK duffer the walk could do u an injury

And she said stick not ur d...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd murder a Sambuca kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd murder a Sambuca kitty "

Clear or black and flaming Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who has the salt "

Sorted just ran next door and got some sachets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the finger food on the go there now... Ye look like ye could do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd murder a Sambuca kitty

Clear or black and flaming Red"

One of each!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd murder a Sambuca kitty

Clear or black and flaming Red

One of each! "

Oohh I like it ... You will have a black jack tongue after it

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'd murder a Sambuca kitty

Clear or black and flaming Red

One of each!

Oohh I like it ... You will have a black jack tongue after it "

They sound like fun.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't suppose there anyone else like to join me for a long slow screw against the bar

Duffer is naked and available

Let him get his walking stick and he will join you

Ur OK duffer the walk could do u an injury

And she said stick not ur d..."

Tis as well you put me right there CJ I thought she said wanking dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who got sick in the facilities

That was Fuzzywuzzy, I seen him he can drink none

Tut tut tut, he's at it again?"

Ya can take him nowhere

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Nipping out for some fresh air.....don't do anything i wouldn't do while im away

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Ok folks. . It's TIME

our very own coyotes are going to fire up the bar and put on a sexy dance. ... Who's on dance patrol with me.... Well I'll do burlesque as I have the costume. ... Do we have a pole dancer? Can I get a cow girl? What about a sassy samba girl. ... Come on ladies step up to the mark!

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Ok folks. . It's TIME

our very own coyotes are going to fire up the bar and put on a sexy dance. ... Who's on dance patrol with me.... Well I'll do burlesque as I have the costume. ... Do we have a pole dancer? Can I get a cow girl? What about a sassy samba girl. ... Come on ladies step up to the mark! "

Reports on TripAdvisor say this is the best bar in town, so thought I'd call in and see for myself

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Ok folks. . It's TIME

our very own coyotes are going to fire up the bar and put on a sexy dance. ... Who's on dance patrol with me.... Well I'll do burlesque as I have the costume. ... Do we have a pole dancer? Can I get a cow girl? What about a sassy samba girl. ... Come on ladies step up to the mark!

Reports on TripAdvisor say this is the best bar in town, so thought I'd call in and see for myself "

it Surely is. ... We have ash on the pole. ..funtina on the bar as a cowgirl. ..lolli is our sassy samba bar maid. ..sashaying around the bar. ... You can shimmy past her and kitty will make you a cocktail that will blow your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name alone means I'm probably BARRED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who robbed my cowgirls hat

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