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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within "

Since it doesn't specify, do we presume that ladies, couples, gay and bi men should all apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity gotta work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's always gonna moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone's always gonna moan

"

Who's moaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i wanna moan!!!!

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By *aggie and meCouple
over a year ago

NENAGH


"Oh i wanna moan!!!! "

Let us make you moan ..Foxie

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in the same boat as Duffer, off all next week....so if you're not able to make the trip up north to him, you can apply to me

(sorry Duff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the same boat as Duffer, off all next week....so if you're not able to make the trip up north to him, you can apply to me

(sorry Duff)"

And if you've never been WEST and feel like doing. .... ARA FORGET IT ..

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm in the same boat as Duffer, off all next week....so if you're not able to make the trip up north to him, you can apply to me

(sorry Duff)

And if you've never been WEST and feel like doing. .... ARA FORGET IT .. "

no, we could get all 4 corners covered yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about today? I want to moan too!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"How about today? I want to moan too! "

PM sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have next week off too.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I have next week off too. "

well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky feckers with having a wk off!!! I'm hoping for this day off so I can spend the wkend in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lucky feckers with having a wk off!!! I'm hoping for this day off so I can spend the wkend in bed "

I'm with you on that lolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lucky feckers with having a wk off!!! I'm hoping for this day off so I can spend the wkend in bed

I'm with you on that lolli "

It's good that you don't take up much room then, I tend to starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lucky feckers with having a wk off!!! I'm hoping for this day off so I can spend the wkend in bed

I'm with you on that lolli

It's good that you don't take up much room then, I tend to starfish "

Lol well starfish do live in water

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet? "

Ah that's so unfair!! But I've an easy enough day in work today, no one else in the office and in wearing jeans and runners! Feel like such a rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet? "

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

Ah that's so unfair!! But I've an easy enough day in work today, no one else in the office and in wearing jeans and runners! Feel like such a rebel "

rebel? pah! go topless, then you're a rebel!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

"

you're welcome to join me candy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

Ah that's so unfair!! But I've an easy enough day in work today, no one else in the office and in wearing jeans and runners! Feel like such a rebel

rebel? pah! go topless, then you're a rebel!"

Yeah, a rebel with a P45!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

you're welcome to join me candy.... "

I'm in fecking work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

Ah that's so unfair!! But I've an easy enough day in work today, no one else in the office and in wearing jeans and runners! Feel like such a rebel

rebel? pah! go topless, then you're a rebel!

Yeah, a rebel with a P45!"

Ha ha ha I'm in office on my own to..... feet up and doing nothing today

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Office sex!! you know you want to!

...or at the very least and office wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Office sex!! you know you want to!

...or at the very least and office wank."

Mmmmm that would be good.... but I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Office sex!! you know you want to!

...or at the very least and office wank.

Mmmmm that would be good.... but I'm an angel "

I'm guilty of this think we all are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Office sex!! you know you want to!

...or at the very least and office wank.

Mmmmm that would be good.... but I'm an angel

I'm guilty of this think we all are! "

Oh ok then Guilty as charged

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

which, the sex or the wank? or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which, the sex or the wank? or both?"

Both!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"which, the sex or the wank? or both?

Both!!"

damn, I wasnt expecting that be such a turn on......but i'm picturing it now. naughty lolli!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which, the sex or the wank? or both?

Both!!

damn, I wasnt expecting that be such a turn on......but i'm picturing it now. naughty lolli!!!"

Lol naughty lolli in her youth, much more sensible now I'm older

(Now id lock the door)

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"which, the sex or the wank? or both?

Both!!

damn, I wasnt expecting that be such a turn on......but i'm picturing it now. naughty lolli!!!

Lol naughty lolli in her youth, much more sensible now I'm older

(Now id lock the door)"

lies you would so leave the door open haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also off today, and posting this from my bed......do you hate me yet?

Ah that's so unfair!! But I've an easy enough day in work today, no one else in the office and in wearing jeans and runners! Feel like such a rebel

rebel? pah! go topless, then you're a rebel!"

Me and my female colleagues once ended up working in our bras because the a/c was done and it was sooooo not! We locked the doors though ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which, the sex or the wank? or both?

Both!!

damn, I wasnt expecting that be such a turn on......but i'm picturing it now. naughty lolli!!!

Lol naughty lolli in her youth, much more sensible now I'm older

(Now id lock the door) lies you would so leave the door open haha "

Ha ha probably would

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I can see it now:

INT: a typical office scene, the office is empty save for one overworked lolli. Having had enough of her workload she has an idea....

LOLLI: fuck this....!

Lolli then proceeds to remove her knickers and places both feet (still wearing her sexy heels) on her desk and begins to masturbate.

ENTER JOHN MINGO, A PHOTOCOPIER REPAIRMAN

JOHN MINGO: Hi i'm here to fix the...oh! hello

CUE 70's wah wah guitar.

It just writes itself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see it now:

INT: a typical office scene, the office is empty save for one overworked lolli. Having had enough of her workload she has an idea....

LOLLI: fuck this....!

Lolli then proceeds to remove her knickers and places both feet (still wearing her sexy heels) on her desk and begins to masturbate.

ENTER JOHN MINGO, A PHOTOCOPIER REPAIRMAN

JOHN MINGO: Hi i'm here to fix the...oh! hello

CUE 70's wah wah guitar.

It just writes itself!!!"

Ha ha ha ha you've missed you calling John, you should be a porn script writer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see it now:

INT: a typical office scene, the office is empty save for one overworked lolli. Having had enough of her workload she has an idea....

LOLLI: fuck this....!

Lolli then proceeds to remove her knickers and places both feet (still wearing her sexy heels) on her desk and begins to masturbate.

ENTER JOHN MINGO, A PHOTOCOPIER REPAIRMAN

JOHN MINGO: Hi i'm here to fix the...oh! hello

CUE 70's wah wah guitar.

It just writes itself!!!"

BOWCHICKAWOWWOW

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I even have the title: TONER BONERS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I even have the title: TONER BONERS."

Working title...'The Photocopier man always scans twice'

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I even have the title: TONER BONERS.

Working title...'The Photocopier man always scans twice'"

Save that for the sequel, Toner Boners 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office "

You see there are certain advantages to working alone in an office

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office

You see there are certain advantages to working alone in an office "

There's no big comfy bed in the office though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh i wanna moan!!!! "

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in the same boat as Duffer, off all next week....so if you're not able to make the trip up north to him, you can apply to me

(sorry Duff)

And if you've never been WEST and feel like doing. .... ARA FORGET IT ..

no, we could get all 4 corners covered yet!"

Ha ha bandwagon jumpers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about today? I want to moan too! "

Free for the next 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have next week off too. "

Wanna play sis?? That sounds so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office

You see there are certain advantages to working alone in an office

There's no big comfy bed in the office though "

put a dampner on it who don't ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about today? I want to moan too!

Free for the next 7 "

get your 99 year old ass over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office

You see there are certain advantages to working alone in an office

There's no big comfy bed in the office though

put a dampner on it who don't ya "

I like my bed too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about today? I want to moan too!

Free for the next 7

get your 99 year old ass over here "

That would mean getting out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here then? I'm just awake and still in bed and your telling the new place to have sex is the office

You see there are certain advantages to working alone in an office

There's no big comfy bed in the office though

put a dampner on it who don't ya

I like my bed too much "

Oh I know you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have next week off too.

Wanna play sis?? That sounds so wrong "

Haha Soooo wrong!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"How about today? I want to moan too!

Free for the next 7

get your 99 year old ass over here

That would mean getting out of bed "

wait your turn there duffer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have next week off too.

Wanna play sis?? That sounds so wrong

Haha Soooo wrong! "

But could still be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about today? I want to moan too!

Free for the next 7

get your 99 year old ass over here

That would mean getting out of bed

wait your turn there duffer "

Ha ha the early bird catches the worm pal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days "

Oh now there's an idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days "

I believe your calling Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday "

You never know your luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck "

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within "
Duffer it's been long overdue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies "

*coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee"

Will someone bring me a coffee I need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!"

What, my time off or our session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee"

Can do coffee too ya fussy git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee

Will someone bring me a coffee I need one "

I'm still in bed, need breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee

Will someone bring me a coffee I need one

I'm still in bed, need breakfast in bed "

Can you wait a day or two lol you'll waste away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee

Will someone bring me a coffee I need one

I'm still in bed, need breakfast in bed

Can you wait a day or two lol you'll waste away "

Nope going to get up now and make a lovely bacon and egg soda Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee

Will someone bring me a coffee I need one

I'm still in bed, need breakfast in bed

Can you wait a day or two lol you'll waste away

Nope going to get up now and make a lovely bacon and egg soda Mmmmmm "

Lol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? "

Our session of course!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!! "

What day shall I book you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!!

What day shall I book you in? "

You not booked up yet? Monday please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!!

What day shall I book you in? You not booked up yet? Monday please!!"

Numbers not limited but yes Mondays free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!!

What day shall I book you in? You not booked up yet? Monday please!!

Numbers not limited but yes Mondays free "

Cool!! But dont you live very far away Duffer??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!!

What day shall I book you in? You not booked up yet? Monday please!!

Numbers not limited but yes Mondays free Cool!! But dont you live very far away Duffer??"

Only 5 and a half hours, it's a nice wee drive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least I know where to get a cuppa over the next seven days

I believe your calling Sunday

You never know your luck

You'll be the lucky one!! Tea and choccy bikkies

*coffee

Can do coffee too ya fussy git "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off 2moro and find it quite fun hopping outta my bed and into another just don't fancy driving to Dublin John!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm thinking of a road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so the good morning thread has become a regular occurrence in the forums and many people complaining about having to get out of a nice cosy bed and not having sexy time. For the next week I'm off so you've no place to moan if you haven't contacted me, there spaces right beside me not limited to one, all I ask is you have the day off work for a proper session. Apply within Duffer it's been long overdue!!

What, my time off or our session? Our session of course!!

What day shall I book you in? You not booked up yet? Monday please!!

Numbers not limited but yes Mondays free Cool!! But dont you live very far away Duffer??

Only 5 and a half hours, it's a nice wee drive lol"

5 and a half hours!!! If only I had the time!!!

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