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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas

..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

Lol,poor Willow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse,yr internet connection could be down

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

You'll be getting a loads of sympathy winks now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

happens to us all willow

nothing like fab to bring you back to earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

pff, welcome to my FAB default page.

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder

pff, welcome to my FAB default page."

You know it's getting really bad when you consider changing your name to normannf.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u get any winks....??

I bet u did haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....or....2 new winks and a 'are you free next week'...whoo hoooo ..pmsl...willow..tis rare...tis v v rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh! "

jaysus! I get some of that sometimes, but really, very very rarely.

that's horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh! "

thought i told you to keep that 1 to urself red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

jaysus! I get some of that sometimes, but really, very very rarely.

that's horrible"

I'm a freak magnet.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh! "

Wow! That's horrible! Is it bad to say I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

thought i told you to keep that 1 to urself red"

Hahaha ooooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

Yep same for a lot of us but do get the odd mail

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh! "

Two new blocks, I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume? "

Absolutely.

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely. "

I've been on this site 2 years, and not one of the 5 messages I've received was abusive

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

I've been on this site 2 years, and not one of the 5 messages I've received was abusive "

who could be abusive to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party.... "

was the the labour party ???

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

I've been on this site 2 years, and not one of the 5 messages I've received was abusive

who could be abusive to you "

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party.... "

£2000 sweet! Mr. Was offered €500 for a go of my ass! There are some seriously class men out there!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000 sweet! Mr. Was offered €500 for a go of my ass! There are some seriously class men out there!"

Lol....i know.....they really do not have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder

happens to us all willow

nothing like fab to bring you back to earth "

lol - Story of my life. Luckily I get off on rejection so it's win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party.... "

I'd join the party for nothing if you and _urferni where at it

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

After 4 or so months its only lately that messages are taken seriously, and I'm even getting unsolicited mails from women and couples.

I've worked hard at my profile and reputation, and it's starting to take off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the odd mail from fellas wanting to 'suck me dry'. Other than that I'd have feck all messages

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By *illow1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Naas

BOOM........

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have 129 unread messages

Winks

You have 248 new winks

Friend adds

You have 98 new friend invites

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"BOOM........

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have 129 unread messages

Winks

You have 248 new winks

Friend adds

You have 98 new friend invites"

Lies make baby Jesus cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOOM........

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have 129 unread messages

Winks

You have 248 new winks

Friend adds

You have 98 new friend invites

Lies make baby Jesus cry."

Lol

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party.... "

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that! "

Lol....knew there was a reason i liked you

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

I'd join the party for nothing if you and _urferni where at it

"

Awww shucks we're going to have to start saving if we have any hope of getting toxic to a party with us!

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh! "

isn't it mad how some guys (not all) think they are in some sort of orderly queue lol...that is what comes from being so gorgeous red ...she says enviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill get my fabs violin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder

Yep same for a lot of us but do get the odd mail "

Is that the same as an odd male?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill get my fabs violin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

isn't it mad how some guys (not all) think they are in some sort of orderly queue lol...that is what comes from being so gorgeous red ...she says enviously "

No need at all to envy me trust me.

They seem to think I'm a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the odd mail from fellas wanting to 'suck me dry'. Other than that I'd have feck all messages "

Never understood that phrase

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

isn't it mad how some guys (not all) think they are in some sort of orderly queue lol...that is what comes from being so gorgeous red ...she says enviously

No need at all to envy me trust me.

They seem to think I'm a doorknob, everyone gets a turn "

only the fools do ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill get my fabs violin"

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that!

Lol....knew there was a reason i liked you "

Twice that?? That's an insult too... id say ur priceless

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that!

Lol....knew there was a reason i liked you

Twice that?? That's an insult too... id say ur priceless "

Thankyou but normally a few ruffle bars will do it

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely. "

Oh my god! I'm shocked by those messages...

I'm sorry any woman has to put up with that sort of rubbish..

I wouldn't blame you if you blocked every single man here Red.... everyone except me of course

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that!

Lol....knew there was a reason i liked you

Twice that?? That's an insult too... id say ur priceless

Hang on ... I have to Google it... ruffle?... do they taste nice? Maybe we could share one

Thankyou but normally a few ruffle bars will do it "

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

Oh my god! I'm shocked by those messages...

I'm sorry any woman has to put up with that sort of rubbish..

I wouldn't blame you if you blocked every single man here Red.... everyone except me of course "

smooth ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

Oh my god! I'm shocked by those messages...

I'm sorry any woman has to put up with that sort of rubbish..

I wouldn't blame you if you blocked every single man here Red.... everyone except me of course

smooth ....lol"

Nice try

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

Oh my god! I'm shocked by those messages...

I'm sorry any woman has to put up with that sort of rubbish..

I wouldn't blame you if you blocked every single man here Red.... everyone except me of course

smooth ....lol

Nice try "

Lol...u gotta love a trier

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut"

Lucky me eh!

Two new blocks, I presume?

Absolutely.

Oh my god! I'm shocked by those messages...

I'm sorry any woman has to put up with that sort of rubbish..

I wouldn't blame you if you blocked every single man here Red.... everyone except me of course

smooth ....lol"

Thank you ... as smooth as splashing naked through a hot chocolate waterfall

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

Its a cruel cruel world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill get my fabs violin

"

LoL

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

£2000? That's an insult! You're worth at least twice that!

Lol....knew there was a reason i liked you

Twice that?? That's an insult too... id say ur priceless

Thankyou but normally a few ruffle bars will do it "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party.... "

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol"

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down "

And was he worth £2000?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..you come home, boot up the auld laptop, open fab, heart rate going ninety in anticipation, enter password and then BOOM!...you get this:

Welcome back _illow1972!

Messages

You have no unread messages

Winks

You have no new winks

Friend adds

You have no new friend invites

....must try harder"

Ahh felt sorry for ya so sent a wink

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down

And was he worth £2000?!?

"

Pmsl.......Was i meant to meet him first before i turned him down

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down

And was he worth £2000?!?

Pmsl.......Was i meant to meet him first before i turned him down "

It's only right

Try before you buy

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down

And was he worth £2000?!?

Pmsl.......Was i meant to meet him first before i turned him down

It's only right

Try before you buy

"

Is that on both sides then or do i ask for the money up front

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I feel truly part of the team now...received a message today offering me £2000 to join a party....

jesus give me a cut and ill host them their very own party lol

Pmsl.......wasnt quite sure what he meant at first whether i had to pay £2000 or he paid me it so i asked first before turning him down

And was he worth £2000?!?

Pmsl.......Was i meant to meet him first before i turned him down

It's only right

Try before you buy

Is that on both sides then or do i ask for the money up front "

No let them try first

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By *ig A300Man
over a year ago

North. love to chat please.


"Sometimes having no mails is better than some of the shite us women get.

For example this afternoon alone I got

"It must be nearly my turn to fuck you"

"I'm gonna make you cry when I fuck you, you little dirty white slut May be it's because you git your age settings to low you need men to message you. Haha

Lucky me eh!

jaysus! I get some of that sometimes, but really, very very rarely.

that's horrible

I'm a freak magnet. "

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By *ig A300Man
over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

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By *ig A300Man
over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

Redhot

That's cause your age setting is to low you need men to chat to you. Haha.

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