FabSwingers.com forum: Nightmare meets ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been online for several years now through various different sites and as you can appreciate its not all sunshine and rainbows. In my time i have had some good/great and horrible meets.

Ive a few but Ill start with this...

There was a time in my life when I worked away from home and spent mon-friday in a different part of the country. I was online 1 sunday evening and got chatting to a lady who was keen to meet within a short period of time after chatting. As the place I was meeting her was on the road back to where I had to get to work anyway I thought "how bad could it be"?.....

I suppose as this was 10+ years ago you could say being young,dumb and full of cum I agreed. I have to say in my defense, that I was not completely stupid going into this. I did ask her to send me on a face pic on my old nokia but I didnt receive it and this wasnt uncommon as MMS messages were sketchy at best.

So I parked my car up at our prearranged venue and waited for several minutes before I say a woman walking toward me. As she walked she got bigger in a faster proportion than she was talking so it was evident that she was a very very very big woman from a distance.

Now I dont think of myself as shallow, I love a variety of shapes and sizes and realize that events in life have given us all battle scars to be proud of.I also realize that im not so ripped that Im held together with sellotape but the thing that got me the most about this meet was the smell !!

OH sweet jeasus the smell of B.O was enough to knock an elephant !

I have never made an excuse to get out of a situation quicker and just told the woman that I had to head back to work so didnt have time for any fun !

Do any of ye have similar ?