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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This funny one happened yesterday.

Was playing football Sunday and a guy on my team got sent off. Not long after I got subbed and went into changing rooms to get my phone and a drink.

Guy who had just been sent off was in the shower wanking and saying "fucking ref's" in full view.

Look on his face when he saw me was hilarious!

I actually said quick as a whip....

"So that's how you get your kicks eh?"

And walked out laughing.

Just found it really funny. It's also the first time I can say that the urban myth of "my mate got caught wanking" has involved me first hand. Lol no pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was he hot? "

Lol, he's skinny and funny looking, and 20 ish. Know him for years so it wasn't a check him out situation lol. No he wasn't hot at all it was kinder creepy but fucking funny.

Couldn't tell you if he had a big dick his hands where blurring

If you would have caught I'm sure he would have been in for a bigger treat than me taking this piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt it. I probably would have pointed and laughed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wanted to be seen and given more than a red card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually the Referee that's a wanker ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's usually the Referee that's a wanker ?"

Lmao.

Wish I would have thought of that one at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a minute ? It wasn't Chris Smalling was it ??

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By *ylonsLuvaDan69Man
over a year ago

Mallow

Lol Chris Smalling...good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably should have had that wank before the match to get rid of that extra testosterone that got him sent off..............every day's a school day!

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