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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Count me in

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Two sausages two rashers two soft fried eggs pls xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im grand no sore head was a good boy lastnite but wouldnt mind a coffee there goldie lol please.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Porridge for me

Off to mass soon

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By *amien88Man
over a year ago

wicklow

I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im grand no sore head was a good boy lastnite but wouldnt mind a coffee there goldie lol please."

Good lad Biggles,milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmm yes please

The full works Red?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Porridge for me

Off to mass soon"

Microwave porridge do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Two sausages two rashers two soft fried eggs pls xxxx"

Coming up Cj

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in

You collecting ??

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Porridge for me

Off to mass soon

Microwave porridge do?"

Grand thanks Goldie all I have here too. Nuke it.

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

Any chance of a bit of porridge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pass"
not hungry??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a bit of porridge? "

Ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Porridge for me

Off to mass soon

Microwave porridge do?

Grand thanks Goldie all I have here too. Nuke it."

It's my speciality lol

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By *amien88Man
over a year ago

wicklow

"I'll pass not hungry??"

Never am when horny

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Porridge for me

Off to mass soon

Microwave porridge do?

Grand thanks Goldie all I have here too. Nuke it.

It's my speciality lol"

Good to know Goldie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny"

So what would you like instead then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

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. . . Morning everyone. . Goldie as usual you're sizzling. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm yes please

The full works Red?"

The works please. And a tea would be wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, I would love a fry

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im grand no sore head was a good boy lastnite but wouldnt mind a coffee there goldie lol please.

Good lad Biggles,milk and sugar?"

just milk please no sugar im sweet enough already ha ha ha.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble."

Take a chill pill,I'm providing breakfast and warm clothing only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im grand no sore head was a good boy lastnite but wouldnt mind a coffee there goldie lol please.

Good lad Biggles,milk and sugar?

just milk please no sugar im sweet enough already ha ha ha."

That you are Biggles

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble.

Take a chill pill,I'm providing breakfast and warm clothing only

I'm always chilled lol. It's my nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble.

Take a chill pill,I'm providing breakfast and warm clothing only

I'm always chilled lol. It's my nature

So you want porridge and long johns lol?

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble.

Take a chill pill,I'm providing breakfast and warm clothing only

pop

I'm always chilled lol. It's my nature

So you want porridge and long johns lol?"

I'll skip the long johns. Just porridge please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im grand no sore head was a good boy lastnite but wouldnt mind a coffee there goldie lol please.

Good lad Biggles,milk and sugar?

just milk please no sugar im sweet enough already ha ha ha.

That you are Biggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold the fuck on a min

this sounds like a job for fast lads bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O ya morning all

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage bacon black pudding and 2 very soft fried eggs - toast with loads of butter and freshly perculated coffee - perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O ya morning all

Morning Joey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage bacon black pudding and 2 very soft fried eggs - toast with loads of butter and freshly perculated coffee - perfect "

Anything else??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O ya morning all

Morning Joey

How you dooooing mam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O ya morning all

Morning Joey

How you dooooing mam

Omg I'm so hearing Joey rite now lol,

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Mmmm didn't reliese u were offering a full menus can I change my order to a sandwich with u as the filling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?"

How about on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??"
oh can I have brown bread and fast lad can bring it up to bed for me

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Any chance of a drink ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??oh can I have brown bread and fast lad can bring it up to bed for me

You can indeed ,would you like him naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??oh can I have brown bread and fast lad can bring it up to bed for me

On it way

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By *amien88Man
over a year ago

wicklow

"I'll pass not hungry??

Never am when horny

So what would you like instead then

As usual not only food on ur mind Goldie

Have to give the customers what they want Cj

Jaysus Goldie statements like that could get you in trouble."

il have a think.....bit too early to use most of my energy

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??oh can I have brown bread and fast lad can bring it up to bed for me

On it way

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mm mm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornings can I have scrambled eggs and black coffee

You can indeed Letme,on white or brown bread?

How about on me

What you think Letme??oh can I have brown bread and fast lad can bring it up to bed for me

You can indeed ,would you like him naked lol

Sure it's the only way I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Are you the naked cook goldie

Can i have sausage bacon and eggs can you do the eggs over easy please and some fried mushrooms please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Rice Krispies going?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

No sore head here today, or has been in ages

. Too early for a fry, would you mind doing one around 12/1 ish for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

No sore head here today, or has been in ages

. Too early for a fry, would you mind doing one around 12/1 ish for me

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no problem Kim,we re doing 2 sittings today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any Rice Krispies going?"

Plenty,warm or cold milk?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

No sore head here today, or has been in ages

. Too early for a fry, would you mind doing one around 12/1 ish for me

no problem Kim,we re doing 2 sittings today "
yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Are you the naked cook goldie

Can i have sausage bacon and eggs can you do the eggs over easy please and some fried mushrooms please"
yes Bill and all my bits are sizzling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Are you the naked cook goldie

Can i have sausage bacon and eggs can you do the eggs over easy please and some fried mushrooms please yes Bill and all my bits are sizzling lol"

Better watch out for the spit back mary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMM so nice of you to offer. I considered the full works but then changed my mind: freshly baked bread with butter and black cherry jam please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

. . . Morning everyone. . Goldie as usual you're sizzling. . .

So what you having??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning, I would love a fry

Morning,fry makes everything better don't you think??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MMM so nice of you to offer. I considered the full works but then changed my mind: freshly baked bread with butter and black cherry jam please

Wholemeal do?,I'm running outta supplies here.,didn't expect to be so busy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MMM so nice of you to offer. I considered the full works but then changed my mind: freshly baked bread with butter and black cherry jam please

Wholemeal do?,I'm running outta supplies here.,didn't expect to be so busy lol"

Love wholemeal, yes please

Is the jam home made?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Morning.! . (She whispers. .. due to having no voice left. ..)

Its bedtime now

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I'll come and collect now goldie

I had another snooze there

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Sore heads here,heading out for grub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MMM so nice of you to offer. I considered the full works but then changed my mind: freshly baked bread with butter and black cherry jam please

Wholemeal do?,I'm running outta supplies here.,didn't expect to be so busy lol

Love wholemeal, yes please

Is the jam home made?

Ofcourse it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub"

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Lol,seriously though i'm starving

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come and collect now goldie

I had another snooze there

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thought you had company

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?"

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I wish!

If I did I'd be making the fry

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish!

If I did I'd be making the fry

Lol"

Perfect host then?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Rarely a host

But if I was I'd be perfect

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Are you the naked cook goldie

Can i have sausage bacon and eggs can you do the eggs over easy please and some fried mushrooms please yes Bill and all my bits are sizzling lol

Better watch out for the spit back mary lol"

Behave Bill or we will use your ass as the plate....plenty of spit back then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rarely a host

But if I was I'd be perfect

Lol"

I don't doubt that at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You called SS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

Fast lad always delivers

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

Some plucking going down last nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

Sounds like you were plucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha snap"

Lol dirty minds FastLad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon all! I'm OK for breakfast as I've had my bowl of cornflakes! Did and hours cycling this morning too so I'm ready for the day ahead! lol!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

Sounds like you were plucked

t'was more to do with getting out of my corset

.... Had to get changed into civilian clothesto go down to residents bar last night. .... mind you I may have had some assistance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

Sounds like you were plucked

t'was more to do with getting out of my corset

.... Had to get changed into civilian clothesto go down to residents bar last night. .... mind you I may have had some assistance

Well a girl needs help to get out of a corset ,all hands on deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sore heads here,heading out for grub

Stay in bed , I'm making a fry and fast lad is delivering

fastlad... Where is mine lol

You delicate this morning SS?

no. . Just knackered lol...twas a late one

Sign of a good night,must say was pretty jealous of you lot

aww it was AMAZING tbh... Think I may actually have to get dressed and go get some food.. too hungry to snooze

my room looks like a feather fight happened in it... my burlesque tail feathers have cast everywhere lol

Sounds like you were plucked

t'was more to do with getting out of my corset

.... Had to get changed into civilian clothesto go down to residents bar last night. .... mind you I may have had some assistance

Sounds saucy, love it!!! Glad it was a great nite for all who went!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,I'm putting the pan on shortly if anyone wants a big fry up to sort out the sore heads

Are you the naked cook goldie

Can i have sausage bacon and eggs can you do the eggs over easy please and some fried mushrooms please yes Bill and all my bits are sizzling lol

Better watch out for the spit back mary lol

Behave Bill or we will use your ass as the plate....plenty of spit back then

Watch their is a crack on the plate.lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Anyone got any painkillers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon

What a lovely liquid breakie and liquid lunch

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