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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.Go on. . Tell a joke or a funny story. . . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a pet shop "how much are the wasps"

Shop owner replys "we dont sell wasps"

Man"you have 2 in the window"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant was drinking by a watering hole one day anway a camel walks past,Elephant scream out hey look at u with two boobs on your back.The camel replies jesus what a cheek comming from someone with a cock hanging from its face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind, it's pretty cheesy.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Found out that Danny Welbeck father worked for the Bomb Disposal Squad Belfast in the early 80s...his name was Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is air a lot like sex?

Cos it's not a big deal unless you're not getting any!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found out that Danny Welbeck father worked for the Bomb Disposal Squad Belfast in the early 80s...his name was Stan "

Thats hillarious,im gona have to rob that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My donkey must have an enormous penis. . . . Everytime i'm out riding people are always shouting "look at the prick on the donkey". . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found out that Danny Welbeck father worked for the Bomb lolDisposal Squad Belfast in the early 80s...his name was Stan

Thats hillarious,im gona have to rob that one"

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

......Don't get it ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......Don't get it ......"

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time your mind goes blank,do us all a favour,turn off the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have elephants got 4 feet...

cos they'd look pretty stoopid with 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A mermaid looked for a job in a brothel. . . . but there weren't many openings. . . .

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"Next time your mind goes blank,do us all a favour,turn off the sound "
.....meow.....lol..

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

what do you call a fly with no wings ........

a walk !!

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............

unique up on him !!

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves ?

Rustle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lord said "peter come forth and i will give you eternal life". . . . . But peter came fifth and only got a toaster. . .

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea ?

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has a women and a tornado got in common??

They are both wet and noisy when coming and take half the house going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PaddyIrishman wanting to become a priest,went to see the bishop who said "you must answer 3 questions on the bible".

1st Who was born in a stable?.

Paddy replied Red Rum

2nd What do u think of damasacus?

Paddy replied it kills 99% of all germs.

3.what happend when disciples went mount olive?

Thats an easy one paddy said popeye knocked the shit of them.

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"My donkey must have an enormous penis. . . . Everytime i'm out riding people are always shouting "look at the prick on the donkey". . . . "

This one made me laugh

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

"

Lol... and I didn't see the punch line coming... very good

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG"

Lol... that's some sick kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid "

Lol must b a fabber

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By *llie8Man
over a year ago

ask and I might tell ya

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber "

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

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By *llie8Man
over a year ago

ask and I might tell ya

Two camels, one with one hump, the other with two, had a baby camel with no humps...They decided to call him Humphry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol "

Zombieitus ?????

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

Zombieitus ????? "

No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"Two camels, one with one hump, the other with two, had a baby camel with no humps...They decided to call him Humphry..."
lol. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

Zombieitus ?????

No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind "

That's what happened Andre boccelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Forrest Gumps computer password?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's Forrest Gumps computer password? "

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

Zombieitus ?????

No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind

That's what happened Andre boccelli"

I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's Forrest Gumps computer password? "

1Forrest1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

Zombieitus ?????

No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind

That's what happened Andre boccelli

I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol "

Ur terrible making fun of a blind man !!!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG

Lol... that's some sick kid

Lol must b a fabber

Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol

Zombieitus ?????

No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind

That's what happened Andre boccelli

I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol

Ur terrible making fun of a blind man !!!! "

Its ok... he won't be reading this anyway...

I'm blaming you for it anyway :p

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............

unique up on him !!"

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

.

Tame way. Unique up on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man jumps into a black cab in Belfast, says "Ladas drive please"

Taxi driver replies "fuck off you'll sit in the back like everybody else"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............

unique up on him !!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

.

Tame way. Unique up on him. "

made me chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............

unique up on him !!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

.

Tame way. Unique up on him. "

Whats a wok for?

Wowing at wabbits

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............

unique up on him !!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

.

Tame way. Unique up on him.

Whats a wok for?

Wowing at wabbits "

pmsl

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Just when Oscar Pistorias thinks it cant get any worse - he gets the top fucking bunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when Oscar Pistorias thinks it cant get any worse - he gets the top fucking bunk"
Oscar pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door, but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when Oscar Pistorias thinks it cant get any worse - he gets the top fucking bunk"

But he has lucked out with the house arrest part of his sentence ...

They are giving him an ankle braclet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 guys walked into a bar, the 3rd guy ducked.

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