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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall also have a dry wkend for the first time in a long time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I shall also have a dry wkend for the first time in a long time!!!"

Think we all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

"

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help "

True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness "

Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help

True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings "

Lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help

True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings

Lol "

sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be joining you guys for a dry one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help

True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings

Lol

sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer "

Oh it's a 'tremble only ' offer mrs s...no tremble no rope

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help

True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings

Lol

sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer

Oh it's a 'tremble only ' offer mrs s...no tremble no rope "

Lmao ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction " "

A spiral addiction ???? WTF

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "

A spiral addiction ???? WTF "

salt n vinegar spirals? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!

Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).

I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness

Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "

A spiral addiction ???? WTF

salt n vinegar spirals? ?"

Oooooooooo right pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea can go to mass now sunday for been good ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry... "

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!! "

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!! "

pmsl...literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha "

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie "

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!! "

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!! "

Sounds familiar lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm "

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Soz Mr duffer.. Couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol "

ROTFLMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol "

Lmao!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

ROTFLMFAO "

Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

What is it with all you guys and your dry weekends? I've had a dry week, the weekend is here and I'm going with the weather, wet and wild! You are all free to join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

ROTFLMFAO

Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!! "

Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Somebody call a plumber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

ROTFLMFAO

Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!

Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny "

Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

ROTFLMFAO

Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!

Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny

Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!! "

You and me both so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!

And I'm never dry...

Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!

pmsl...literally

Ha ha ha

Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!

A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm

No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol

ROTFLMFAO

Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!

Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny

Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!!

You and me both so "

ohhhhhhh.....needed that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did someone say premature ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation "

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here "

Just a leaky tap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap? "

That must be it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it "

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it "

Now I wonder what that could be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be "

My adjustable spanner of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course "

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it "

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it "

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning? "

Oh god what kind of friend are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time "

You think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you "

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time "

I have more than one spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber "

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time

I have more than one spanner "

Have u a pink one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime "

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time

I have more than one spanner

Have u a pink one? "

No but I've got a pink.hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time "

Quadruple you'd be lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time

I have more than one spanner

Have u a pink one? "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky "

Better get crossing those legs then

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then "

PMSL.....suppose I better

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then "

typical tradesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 20:56:34]"

Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman"

I'm actually a salesman doing the double

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double "

i work with paint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 20:56:34]

Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds "

Turning purple with each thrust

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint"

I'd rather go in when the painters are finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 21:02:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!! "

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

I'd rather go in when the painters are finished "

PMSL.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 20:56:34]

Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds

Turning purple with each thrust "

My favourite colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!! "

Lol.

Fair play to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!! "

Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning? "

Only if you bring your snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa "

Ya big drip ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Lol.

Fair play to you "

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Lol.

Fair play to you

"

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint"

Toe paint??

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? "

no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence "

Yes baby I am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!! "

Lol ok maybe a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!! "

You don't need led astray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa

Ya big drip ya!! "

Hope ya end up soaked tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa

Ya big drip ya!!

Hope ya end up soaked tonight "

Have a ball or two

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!

Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa

Ya big drip ya!!

Hope ya end up soaked tonight

Have a ball or two "

You may as well have them both, left first then the right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray "

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like "

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!! "

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol "

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!! "

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ill make up for ye. Actually am a free mum for tomorrow so I'm heading out for both drink n sex . I'm taking full advantage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an "

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me "

Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol "

I am a gent, I even hold the door open for ladies....... so I can perv their arse on the way through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already "

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!! "

Ah ok yeah maybe I do a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ill make up for ye. Actually am a free mum for tomorrow so I'm heading out for both drink n sex . I'm taking full advantage x"

Have one for me that's a ride and a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!! "

Don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

I am a gent, I even hold the door open for ladies....... so I can perv their arse on the way through "

Well you defo do that but is gent the right word for it??? ME thinks not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me "

Hey you I am an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Hey you I am an "

Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.

But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Hey you I am an

Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.

But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here "

Well it's not my Katie anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/14 11:50:21]

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over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Hey you I am an

Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.

But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here

Well it's not my Katie anyway "

Lol yeah well I'd say she's been a pretty good influence on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!

Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie

Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!

Lol you saying I'm a bad influence

Yes baby I am!!

You don't need led astray

Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like

The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!

Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol

Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!

Oh hun I know sure I'm an

Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me

Hey you I am an

Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.

But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here

Well it's not my Katie anyway

Lol yeah well I'd say she's been a pretty good influence on me "

Of course she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend! "

lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!

lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx"

Lol love it Lolli

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over a year ago


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Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!

lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx"

Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!

But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!

lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx

Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!

But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here! "

My apologies ur secret is safe with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!

lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx

Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!

But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here!

My apologies ur secret is safe with us "

I'll forgive ye this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash "

Can u put some teabags in the fridge please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish"

Ah nail varnish? U both?

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

Ah nail varnish? U both? "

just Sid he's good with a brush lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash "

u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol"

Hehe does he have a steady hand??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash

Can u put some teabags in the fridge please? "

How many do you require I have about 50?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha "

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol

Hehe does he have a steady hand??"

yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday "

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover "

haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha "

I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha "

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation "

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU "

I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover "

your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha

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over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha "

Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol

Hehe does he have a steady hand??yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs"

Omg really? So holding my wee soft soles in his hand paintin my nails would be beautiful torture for your man?

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Did someone say premature ejaculation

God I don't see those words said anywhere in here

Just a leaky tap?

That must be it

If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it

Now I wonder what that could be

My adjustable spanner of course

That leak just got bigger

think your spanner can fix it

I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?

Oh god what kind of friend are you

I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber

Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime

Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time

Quadruple you'd be lucky

Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman

I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint

Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish

Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol

Hehe does he have a steady hand??yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs

Omg really? So holding my wee soft soles in his hand paintin my nails would be beautiful torture for your man? -)"

absolutely

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha

Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you "

haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation "

I give in to easily that's my problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha "

I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha

Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness "

Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem "

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily "

Must stay strong

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong "

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily "

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping "

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol "

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her "

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha

I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER "

ILL KNOCK MY PHONE OFF haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha

Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness

Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though "

I'd ring ya to cheer ya up only my kids think I'm mad enough and if the ever heard are conversations don't think they would talk to me again haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated "

You obviously didn't read that proper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

Ah Ash I can't wait lol

your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha

Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness

Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though I'd ring ya to cheer ya up only my kids think I'm mad enough and if the ever heard are conversations don't think they would talk to me again haha "

Ha I believe that the poor kids lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated "

Only slightly??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who knows me, knows I'm not a big drinker... so after trying to kill my cold with lots of cocktails, I'm feeling really, really weak today... and my cold got worse.

Ah the self pity!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already

I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha

I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha

I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha

I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER ILL KNOCK MY PHONE OFF haha "

Make sure you charge it up before you go out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

You obviously didn't read that proper lol "

I read it proper, I think your definition of wagon maybe slightly different to mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

"

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone who knows me, knows I'm not a big drinker... so after trying to kill my cold with lots of cocktails, I'm feeling really, really weak today... and my cold got worse.

Ah the self pity!!! "

You mustn't have drank enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy "

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please "

I'm doing housework not rope work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work "

Merely planting a seed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed "

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening "

It was beamed and I know u heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard "

You should come with a health warning

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning "

Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning "

I do and u never read it...oh wait...blindfold prohibits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning

Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol "

Flood warning last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning

Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol "

I guess I just never read them, that why I enjoy smoking, drinking and women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning

Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol

Flood warning last night "

Good night then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday

And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation

Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation

I give in to easily that's my problem

Some temptations are worth giving in too easily

Must stay strong

Pmsl.....your halos slipping

Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol

You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her

I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated

Only slightly??

Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy

Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please

I'm doing housework not rope work

Merely planting a seed

La la la la la la la la la la not listening

It was beamed and I know u heard

You should come with a health warning

Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol

Flood warning last night

Good night then? "

You musta heard it where you are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in bed early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed early "

Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This dry weekend must be catching

6 coffees so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in bed early

Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!! "

Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This dry weekend must be catching

6 coffees so far "

Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This dry weekend must be catching

6 coffees so far

Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol"

Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed early

Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!

Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different...""

True and I wonder how long it will last...I have a bottle with your name on it wearing a continental coat....tick tock tick tock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This dry weekend must be catching

6 coffees so far

Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol

Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol

"

Bet your tea isn't as nice as mine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This dry weekend must be catching

6 coffees so far

Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol

Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol

Bet your tea isn't as nice as mine though "

Lol you know it isn't and I shall be back for more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in bed early

Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!

Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different..."

True and I wonder how long it will last...I have a bottle with your name on it wearing a continental coat....tick tock tick tock "

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I'm going to give in, I can't do it any longer, if you want a wet and wild weekend with me just reply on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No takers? I'm seriously horny now and could do with a good session

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