FabSwingers.com forum: Doing a number two

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In work.

Terrified someone will hear my bowel movement or someone will walk in and smell the inside of my ass when I exit the stall.

I sometimes walk to a nearby coffee shop to drop one for the anonymity of it.

Anyone else got poophobia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cool story bro.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

No wen ya gotta go ya gotta go

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'll just leave this piece of chocolate cake 'til lunchtime then

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Think about the poor owners of the coffee shop who are soon to go out of business as the constant smell of shite drives all their customers away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Form a queue ladies

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Shitbrick is that you

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Think about the poor owners of the coffee shop who are soon to go out of business as the constant smell of shite drives all their customers away"

I'm really hoping he uses the toilet in the coffee shop rather than just dropping one in the middle of the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitbrick is that you"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is no topic sacred in this joint, I actually choked on my cuppa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone hasn't shit in yr cuppa have they?

yr right,nothings sacred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for a small transport company, and I came back to the yard and needed to take a leak so I went to the toilet. As I was just going to open the door, it opened and out comes the very cute and sweet girl that works in the office. Her face dropped. I knew from her face it was going to be bad, and it was! Could happen to anyone though. She hasn't made eye contact with me since though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone hasn't shit in yr cuppa have they?

yr right,nothings sacred."

Oh don't lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I work for a small transport company, and I came back to the yard and needed to take a leak so I went to the toilet. As I was just going to open the door, it opened and out comes the very cute and sweet girl that works in the office. Her face dropped. I knew from her face it was going to be bad, and it was! Could happen to anyone though. She hasn't made eye contact with me since though. "

just like when your living with someone

im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just like when your living with someone

im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together"

Ur right on both counts there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just like when your living with someone

im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together"

That reminds me of the WKD advert, you could be on to something Hal.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a man who exploded cos he wouldn't bother his hole going to the toilet. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If over 1lb please lower with hand to avoid splash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sharing a gaff with a few lads. I might go away for a few days or a week or something. When I arrive back I always like to have a nice number two just to let them know I'm back

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Too much shite talk for my liking

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

Hahaha this is ridiculous!!!

BUTT, I have to sympathise... I, too have poophobia

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I happen to own a coffee shop and this is a regular occurrence, sometimes they're left floating, sometimes they just refuse to go down. It's all part of a days work.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!

The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Mate of mine,when he's in work on a saturday,go's in to the ladies number two's and doesn't flush,he get's a laugh out of it on monday morning though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness shites are the worst the smell just lingers foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr.

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Guinness and boiled eggs

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Can't even have a pee in work never mind a poo.

I've trained myself tho and can go a good 9hrs without needing a visit.

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Can't even have a pee in work never mind a poo.

I've trained myself tho and can go a good 9hrs without needing a visit.

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some folks have a fetish for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine r loud n proud!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!

The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place

I knew 5 lads who shared a house years ago. Every week they had a competition to see who would do the most number 2 by weight. They'd weigh themselves and take note of it, then after dropping a load they'd weigh themselves again. The difference between the two was the weight of poo dropped (roughly, as there'd be some wee as well). They'd add up the totals for the week and each contributed to the pot each day with the winner taking all. I really thought they needed to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!

The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place

How often did you win Michael

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!

The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place

How often did you win Michael

Even I was too sophisticated for those cretins. I always preferred living on my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit break more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsfl...I cant even pee if I know someone is listening.. first meets etc

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Pmsfl...I cant even pee if I know someone is listening.. first meets etc

Must be a bit arkward lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In work.

Terrified someone will hear my bowel movement or someone will walk in and smell the inside of my ass when I exit the stall.

I sometimes walk to a nearby coffee shop to drop one for the anonymity of it.

Anyone else got poophobia?"

Mr. K here, with you on this one. Hate hearing anyone go loo especially a girl, or anyone hearing me.....maybe I don't have a phobia, more of a mental imbalance in brain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now! "

Like it or not, everyone does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!

Like it or not, everyone does it. "

I don't lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!

Like it or not, everyone does it.

I don't lol"

whats he on about? No girl does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!

Like it or not, everyone does it.

I don't lol

whats he on about? No girl does it "
exactly we re much too cute to pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!

Like it or not, everyone does it.

I don't lol

whats he on about? No girl does it exactly we re much too cute to pop

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and poo lol

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