FabSwingers.com forum: Euphemisms

By *vsnikki OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?"

Discreet =married/attached..

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

Discreet =married/attached..

athletic= know what a gym is. .vaguely

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

Discreet =married/attached..

athletic= know what a gym is. .vaguely "

Hey!!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

Discreet =married/attached..

athletic= know what a gym is. .vaguely

Hey!!!!

sorry no offence to those that do have an athletic build etc lol.. I'm talking those that really clearly haven't engaged in anything more sporty than writing a profile for some time

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

Discreet =married/attached..

athletic= know what a gym is. .vaguely

Hey!!!!

sorry no offence to those that do have an athletic build etc lol.. I'm talking those that really clearly haven't engaged in anything more sporty than writing a profile for some time

Non taken

Know exactly what you mean ,,some mirrors being used on fab could do with a good polishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deciphering a profile is often like reading estate agents' descriptions.

Stocky = overweight

Horny = Not had a wank yet

Confident = rude

Obviously in MY profile none of these apply!

Any others?

Discreet =married/attached..

athletic= know what a gym is. .vaguely

Hey!!!!

sorry no offence to those that do have an athletic build etc lol.. I'm talking those that really clearly haven't engaged in anything more sporty than writing a profile for some time

Non taken

Know exactly what you mean ,,some mirrors being used on fab could do with a good polishing

I thought athletic meant they wore runners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social drinker = piss head but social seems so much more respectable

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