FabSwingers.com forum: has anyone found....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The single female on here whos 99 ?

Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?

If you've found here.. send her our way please

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The single female on here whos 99 ?

Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?

If you've found here.. send her our way please

You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found her in Donegal,500 mile round trip, ended up spending more money on lube than petrol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found her in Donegal,500 mile round trip, ended up spending more money on lube than petrol.

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im thinking of a few benefits here..

she has a bus pass.. so can travel..

no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?

wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids

im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"im thinking of a few benefits here..

she has a bus pass.. so can travel..

no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?

wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids

im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"

When you ask her "will we do it again or what?", she's almost certain to say "what?"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"im thinking of a few benefits here..

she has a bus pass.. so can travel..

no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?

wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids

im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"
ha ha I nearly choked on my wine gum

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"The single female on here whos 99 ?

Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?

If you've found here.. send her our way please

You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise

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not funny

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

Lol.....yeah its like those guys looking for ff couples .....dreamer comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The single female on here whos 99 ?

Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?

If you've found here.. send her our wayplease

You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise

You'd probably get a great wank with the Parkinson's though all she needs to do is hold it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must give her a mail ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya i met her nearly ten years ago . . . The crack was 90 . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya i met her nearly ten years ago . . . The crack was 90 . . .

now thats clever

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"im thinking of a few benefits here..

she has a bus pass.. so can travel..

no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?

wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids

im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Why stop at 99.

Had a grand uncle 98 who was still touching up women at that age who were a lot younger and they loved it. He died happy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

YEAH.. Good point last poster.. lets get Fab to up this silly limit of 99

Whos got a limit lmao !...

I think maybe 101 is just about the limit for us !!

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