FabSwingers.com forum: Fab code of honour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what would make up a Fab code of honour? A little Friday afternoon entertainment... Here are a couple off the top of my head:

1. Be a perv, be proud of being a perv but don't be rude about it

2. Always misbehave at every given opportunity

3.....?

Belle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. Confident

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Always be ready to help out a fellow swinger when he/she goes down

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

5...? Have a mickey in excess of 9 inches

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

6. Be ready to fuck at the drop of a hat

I am in ur area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an appropriate amount (at least twenty) of cock shots

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

"Have an appropriate amount (at least twenty) of cock shots "

With the necessary sky remote or Lynx can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an appropriate amount (at least twenty) of cock shots

With the necessary sky remote or Lynx can!

But of course

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

you must have a "cock to die for"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Kiss as many fellow fabbers as you can at m&gs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

Must give the best blowjob ever....or fuck like a pro

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

I want one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

I want one of those

Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 3 respectful at all time even to the ones who judge u.To get respect here u have to earn it an put the work in then the fun will begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

Or else don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou SHALT sleep with my neighbours wife........whilst he watches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

I want one of those

Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?

A) for a stroll and cajole

B) for an ice cream

C) to blow the cobwebs out

All hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

Or else don't

Fine I won't then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

I want one of those

Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?

A) for a stroll and cajole

B) for an ice cream

C) to blow the cobwebs out

All hard work"

And not a sign of skiving in sight

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

Or else don't

Fine I won't then

That's that sorted then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long

I want one of those

Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?

A) for a stroll and cajole

B) for an ice cream

C) to blow the cobwebs out

All hard work

And not a sign of skiving in sight

Perish the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

Or else don't

Fine I won't then

That's that sorted then.

Its like you're a fab guru

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"you must have a "cock to die for"

And be able to "suck like a pro"

and squirt like a fountain

And treat her with respect.....or else!

Or else what? ?????

Or else don't

Fine I won't then

That's that sorted then.

Its like you're a fab guru

Yes, my child. It is indeed so.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always flirt with every person that tickles your fancy, even if they are married (you never know, might be a great mfm, fmf or whatever else out of it).

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all

E.G.

Fanny McArsebiscuits...

"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"

That sort of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all

Have you been reading my profile again?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all

E.G.

Fanny McArsebiscuits...

"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"

That sort of thing?

Something like that although I have a real soft spot for the. .

sofuckinbigiWillsplityourarseintwo.... Guy

whose strapline reads

need my ball bag emptied.. Who wants to lick my ballroot now bitches...stylee

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all

E.G.

Fanny McArsebiscuits...

"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"

That sort of thing?

Something like that although I have a real soft spot for the. .

sofuckinbigiWillsplityourarseintwo.... Guy

whose strapline reads

need my ball bag emptied.. Who wants to lick my ballroot now bitches...stylee

It does possess a certain charm.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Always have clean underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always have clean underwear."

Always have spare underwear...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Always have clean underwear.

Always have spare underwear..."

Always take someone else's underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always have clean underwear.

Always have spare underwear...

Always take someone else's underwear

*for men.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

"Always have clean underwear.

Always have spare underwear...

Always take someone else's underwear

*for men. "

or just don't wear underwear!

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By *ild guy999Man
over a year ago

enniscorthy

be respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always have clean underwear.

Always have spare underwear...

Always take someone else's underwear

*for men.

or just don't wear underwear!

or offer to buy used underwear

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Make sure you pick up the laundry off the floor before you take the cock pics

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"So what would make up a Fab code of honour? A little Friday afternoon entertainment... Here are a couple off the top of my head:

1. Be a perv, be proud of being a perv but don't be rude about it

2. Always misbehave at every given opportunity

3.....?

Belle x "
. Be polite and never insult anyone . Treat other people as you wish to be treated. Be prepared - have a supply of condoms .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you pick up the laundry off the floor before you take the cock pics

And flush the loo

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Have a thick skin and take rejection well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you pick up the laundry off the floor before you take the cock pics

And flush the loo

Or just get off it would suffice

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Always have clean underwear.

Always have spare underwear...

Always take someone else's underwear

*for men.

or just don't wear underwear!

or offer to buy used underwear

What's underwear?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Make sure you pick up the laundry off the floor before you take the cock pics

And flush the loo

Or just get off it would suffice

and take your socks off

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