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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you just love getting home from work and when you open the door there's a big pile of goodies waiting for you, that will make play time more fun

But then there's also the junk mail from some desperate door to door salesman trying to sell you his wares!!! He must be trying to get his bonus this week so he can buy all his fab buddies a drink in Benidorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better bring me back a nice big rock from Bennidorm!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's as well you said that, I thought you said you wanted a nice big cock when I get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fu@K....Typo meant to say Cock...not Rock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s I knew you'd do this

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

New ropes??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s I knew you'd do this "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.

"

It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fu@K....Typo meant to say Cock...not Rock... "

Ya have to be careful round here Annie, typos can get you in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.s I knew you'd do this "

I'm just so predictable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New ropes?? "

Just another 140ft in different colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol "

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate. "

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too "

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here "

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha."

This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! ! "

I was the one who was out working hard

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard "

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol... "

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.

This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol

"

My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.

This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol

My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo... "

That's about all its good for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.

This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol

My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo...

That's about all its good for "

Meooowwwwww!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol "

It was very nice , tall dark and handsome. ... What's not to like. ..Although I may just have teased the poor guy a little... it was definitely more interesting than working lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s I knew you'd do this

I'm just so predictable "

Just a tad bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol "

You saying you could do better?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better? "

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.

It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back "

I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday

P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol "

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.

Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too

I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.

This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol

My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo...

That's about all its good for

Meooowwwwww!!!"

Tell me about it. ...work wars is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again "

Ah he's a hairist barsteward

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again "

I know kinky. . We're bate out. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again

Ah he's a hairist barsteward"

I can't really talk as prefer the bald look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again

Ah he's a hairist barsteward

I can't really talk as prefer the bald look "

Nowt wrong with that

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol

Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again

Ah he's a hairist barsteward

I can't really talk as prefer the bald look

Nowt wrong with that "

I didn't know he worked in a bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "

Oi you my tele is my pride and joy, only thing i have of any value lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better? "

Yeah I'd prefer a pint with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol "

I live in hope of you going blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.

It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back

I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday

P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me "

Ha ha and I won't even be there to cancel the service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!!

Oi you my tele is my pride and joy, only thing i have of any value lol "

lol......typical bloke then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "

Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "

Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol

Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here

and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !

I was the one who was out working hard

me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...

If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol

You saying you could do better?

Yeah I'd prefer a pint with you "

Half six tomorrow morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.

It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back

I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday

P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me

Ha ha and I won't even be there to cancel the service "

That's the plan, thank you for contributing to a salesman's wages, much obliged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!!

Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it "

Lol.......i can imagine!!

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