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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok. I'll go first.

How do you know you're in love?

When she taps you on the arse and says "you're in, love."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?

A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's d best thing about a blow job?

The 10 mins of silence !!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

difference between your job and your wife? after 10 years your job still sucks.

difference between your bonus and your penis? your wife will always blow your bonus.

definition of the word "indefinitely"? when my balls are against your arse, i'm in, definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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