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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your job, be they major or minor.

In three years I've had three dogs successfully bite me and many others attempt to

Narrow minded folk threaten violence.....this is 2014 not 1974

Last but not least a 59 year old who every car trip with is a white knuckle. Fond of him as I am, he needs his licence revoked

What perils face you on the daily grind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly crashing the van cause I'm too busy perving hot ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cut or a staple under the fingernail. I'm a firefighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting perved on...

Getting groped...

Getting kicked or Hurt by animals every day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shut me finger in the door oucch this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my ass perved and getting high on the fumes from the dope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy cleavage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being found out that I'm a fraud and I actually wing my way through my jobs, someday someone will realise I don't have a bogs notion what I'm doing

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Being found out that I'm a fraud and I actually wing my way through my jobs, someday someone will realise I don't have a bogs notion what I'm doing "

you too ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being found out that I'm a fraud and I actually wing my way through my jobs, someday someone will realise I don't have a bogs notion what I'm doing

you too ??? lol"

Lol yep! I hate been asked into meetings etc, I always get through them but I'm constantly waiting for someone to stand up and point and scream at me "this girls a fake and a phoney and doesn't know the difference between a debit and a credit"

Which by the by I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packs of biscuits dropped on my head (coworkers idea of how to get let off early)

Shelves dropped on feet

Constantly getting bruised and cut from various bangs

The list could go on forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being found out that I'm a fraud and I actually wing my way through my jobs, someday someone will realise I don't have a bogs notion what I'm doing

you too ??? lol

Lol yep! I hate been asked into meetings etc, I always get through them but I'm constantly waiting for someone to stand up and point and scream at me "this girls a fake and a phoney and doesn't know the difference between a debit and a credit"

Which by the by I do "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hate my boss asking what time I worked to......lying doesn't suit me "you're meant to work till seven"......"yes but three seemed a good time to stop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my cock on my zip this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in phone retail. Just dealing with people all day the stupid questions you hear throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught my cock on my zip this morning"

I lol there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you fab, what little knowledge of gaa I have gained from you just blagged me a sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you fab, what little knowledge of gaa I have gained from you just blagged me a sale "

Funny that, any knowledge I have of GAA was learnt at the Dublin meet and has help me loads with my customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You boys need to talk to me I'll fill you in on all things Gaa...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you fab, what little knowledge of gaa I have gained from you just blagged me a sale

Funny that, any knowledge I have of GAA was learnt at the Dublin meet and has help me loads with my customers "

I've continued learning and yes its blagged me sales I wouldn't get.....I possibly owe several fabbers a cut of my wage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You boys need to talk to me I'll fill you in on all things Gaa... "

Duly noted....step into my office

This fella was at the football final so Donegal came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your job, be they major or minor.

In three years I've had three dogs successfully bite me and many others attempt to

Narrow minded folk threaten violence.....this is 2014 not 1974

Last but not least a 59 year old who every car trip with is a white knuckle. Fond of him as I am, he needs his licence revoked

What perils face you on the daily grind? "

Lol..... ....What can i say....i have an easy life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you fab, what little knowledge of gaa I have gained from you just blagged me a sale

Funny that, any knowledge I have of GAA was learnt at the Dublin meet and has help me loads with my customers

I've continued learning and yes its blagged me sales I wouldn't get.....I possibly owe several fabbers a cut of my wage "

Yes where I work it's good to keep up to speed, apparently Kerry recently won the all Ireland, I wouldn't have known that this time last year.

The scoring system was a little hard to grasp after a few pints though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You boys need to talk to me I'll fill you in on all things Gaa... "

Opppss I guess I shouldn't have mentioned Kerry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your job, be they major or minor.

In three years I've had three dogs successfully bite me and many others attempt to

Narrow minded folk threaten violence.....this is 2014 not 1974

Last but not least a 59 year old who every car trip with is a white knuckle. Fond of him as I am, he needs his licence revoked

What perils face you on the daily grind?

Lol..... ....What can i say....i have an easy life....."

Biiatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your job, be they major or minor.

In three years I've had three dogs successfully bite me and many others attempt to

Narrow minded folk threaten violence.....this is 2014 not 1974

Last but not least a 59 year old who every car trip with is a white knuckle. Fond of him as I am, he needs his licence revoked

What perils face you on the daily grind?

Lol..... ....What can i say....i have an easy life.....

Biiatch "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you fab, what little knowledge of gaa I have gained from you just blagged me a sale

Funny that, any knowledge I have of GAA was learnt at the Dublin meet and has help me loads with my customers

I've continued learning and yes its blagged me sales I wouldn't get.....I possibly owe several fabbers a cut of my wage

Yes where I work it's good to keep up to speed, apparently Kerry recently won the all Ireland, I wouldn't have known that this time last year.

The scoring system was a little hard to grasp after a few pints though "

Same, I wouldn't have had a notion a year ago

I found the pints hindered me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working with the public is my daily problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem "

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,"

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke..... "

Be an undertaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong "

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmer's enough said lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha"

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to""

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Why do people make paving slabs that weigh 50kg each? I want a new career.

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to""

A friend used to sell inflatable beach toys in his surf shop. He was plagued by people demanding a refund because they went "faulty" on the last day of their holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people make paving slabs that weigh 50kg each? I want a new career. "

Become a salesman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh"

Been there.....do you remember the impact and splash resistant nokia phone? Folk used to think that meant waterproof so they submerged it or threw it at walls to show their friends how tough it was....then cried when it broke

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Why do people make paving slabs that weigh 50kg each? I want a new career.

Become a salesman "

Knowing my luck I'd end up selling paving slabs that weigh 50kg each. Cunts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh

Been there.....do you remember the impact and splash resistant nokia phone? Folk used to think that meant waterproof so they submerged it or threw it at walls to show their friends how tough it was....then cried when it broke "

Good old reliable Nokia , can't beat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with peeps with special needs .. so every day there is dealing with bodily functions .. long unsocial hours .. lots of talking about bowel movements .. challenging behaviour .. shift work.. no life v work balance

But on the most part I find it very rewarding .. givin me all the tools to deal with some peeps on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke.....

Be an undertaker "

Lord no id have voices in my head all day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught my cock on my zip this morning

I lol there "

me too ha ha ha sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papercuts, accidentally stabbing myself with staples, hot students

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Getting out of bed is fairly perilous! !!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm about to be arrested for trespassing. I can smell rashers cooking somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people make paving slabs that weigh 50kg each? I want a new career.

Become a salesman

Knowing my luck I'd end up selling paving slabs that weigh 50kg each. Cunts! "

Its a bloody conspiracy. ....kuncha bunts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh

Been there.....do you remember the impact and splash resistant nokia phone? Folk used to think that meant waterproof so they submerged it or threw it at walls to show their friends how tough it was....then cried when it broke

Good old reliable Nokia , can't beat them"

Much prefer Samsung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh

Been there.....do you remember the impact and splash resistant nokia phone? Folk used to think that meant waterproof so they submerged it or threw it at walls to show their friends how tough it was....then cried when it broke

Good old reliable Nokia , can't beat them

Much prefer Samsung"

Wrong its all about the HTC now mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work with peeps with special needs .. so every day there is dealing with bodily functions .. long unsocial hours .. lots of talking about bowel movements .. challenging behaviour .. shift work.. no life v work balance

But on the most part I find it very rewarding .. givin me all the tools to deal with some peeps on here lol "

Its a rewarding field to be in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke.....

Be an undertaker

Lord no id have voices in my head all day.... "

As opposed to just at night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working with the public is my daily problem

I no that feeling ,especially those "the customers always right " people when in fact more often then not their wrong. ??,

Damn right, they're often horribly wrong

Had a lovely chap who bought a phone and next day came in with it smashed demanding we replace it because he 'got it' that way . He broke it and wanted a new one and that was my personal fault , the public great people haha

Jaysus, been there worked in a mobile shop years ago

"its water damaged not faulty"

"you have to replace it"

"No sir, no I don't have to"

Now kindly get out of my store!

personal fav, customer hands over phone, what's wrong with

Well I dropped it in the toilet

Oh well thank you for handing me your pissy phone , really appreciate ugh

Been there.....do you remember the impact and splash resistant nokia phone? Folk used to think that meant waterproof so they submerged it or threw it at walls to show their friends how tough it was....then cried when it broke

Good old reliable Nokia , can't beat them

Much prefer Samsung

Wrong its all about the HTC now mate"

I'm outta the game a while

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

Diamonds, being one of the hardest materials known to man, I gamble with my life at work every day ...

Won't do much for freddies health either when he finds out how much the ring is I want

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By *ohngillerMan
over a year ago

Near Town

Tree surgeon!! Ive had a few close calls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke.....

Be an undertaker

Lord no id have voices in my head all day....

As opposed to just at night? "

Bestie what ya saying??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women. "

ooh eeeeee ahhhhhh........awwwooooo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women.

ooh eeeeee ahhhhhh........awwwooooo...... "

I once had to deal with a broken banjo string and it wasn't mine and I'm not a music teacher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been told i communicate better with the dead than the living....no joke.....

Be an undertaker

Lord no id have voices in my head all day....

As opposed to just at night?

Bestie what ya saying?? "

That you hear voices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women.

ooh eeeeee ahhhhhh........awwwooooo......

I once had to deal with a broken banjo string and it wasn't mine and I'm not a music teacher "

This thread is taking a painful road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women.

ooh eeeeee ahhhhhh........awwwooooo......

I once had to deal with a broken banjo string and it wasn't mine and I'm not a music teacher

This thread is taking a painful road "

Hmmm, that happens when I input!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Fighting with my computer. . It hates me. ..... my sat nav taking me round the world for a shortcut. ..people thinking in a secretary (I'm not)

But I actually love my job so it's all good. .. Although a pay rise wouldn't go amiss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"caught my foreskin in my zip and was gushing, not a good look coming out of the loo during work with blood stained trousers and a rugby shapped pile of toilet tissue down my front to stop the bleeding, and i work with mostly women.

ooh eeeeee ahhhhhh........awwwooooo......

I once had to deal with a broken banjo string and it wasn't mine and I'm not a music teacher

This thread is taking a painful road

Hmmm, that happens when I input! "

Don't take it personally, fate is funny like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk guys singing to me...it's fine when it's just one every now and then but Thursdays to Saturdays are annoying

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Pallets being dropped on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pallets being dropped on my head

"

That's what you get for living in Carrickfergus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get caught in arguments held in a foreign language. .whinging crying drama !! Getting asked 1000 questions daily and being fed up of the sound of my own voice! Love it really tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get caught in arguments held in a foreign language. .whinging crying drama !! Getting asked 1000 questions daily and being fed up of the sound of my own voice! Love it really tho "

See I thought it'd be the walking in my job I got sick of, nope its the talking

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