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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?????,,''::??!!"" morse code ha ha.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

..-?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no, just couldn't be arsed

someone make up a reason for this post please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To show how people will comment even if there is no forum headline

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

totally utterly useless post really isn't it.....

zzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did u know in the space of 66 years we went from flying the first plane, to... wait for it.. landing on the moon... all in 66 years!! now that's impressive

just thought id add that on

zzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u also know that we give millions of £'s in aid to India and they just went to space as well, just to let u know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your over 45, the worlds population has doubled in your lifetime... hmmm, interesting isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rivetting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that's amazing , lol g job I'm not tht old yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this will blow your mind..

the longest recording of a chicken in flight.. was 13 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the average person will spend 25 years asleep..

and you deffo will if your still reading this thread

go to bed !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather b blown a different way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the average person will spend 25 years asleep..

and you deffo will if your still reading this thread

go to bed !!!!"

U never know when this information might b useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type in 241543903 into google. See the chilled out people...lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The letters A E I O and U,were found in the stomach of a dead scrabble player.

Vowel play is suspected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

see, there was a reason for this post, we would never have found those chilled people

theres a reason for everything...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

old McDonald was dyslexic

I E I O E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The letters A E I O and U,were found in the stomach of a dead scrabble player.

Vowel play is suspected."

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"did u know in the space of 66 years we went from flying the first plane, to... wait for it.. landing on the moon... all in 66 years!! now that's impressive

just thought id add that on

zzzzzzzzzz"

Did you know the astronauts of Apollo 12 (the second mission to land on the moon) had playboy centrefolds photocopied into their mission checklists by their backup crew? They didn't realise until they were on the moon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this how u got ur name Crazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type in 241543903 into google. See the chilled out people...lol!

haha !how do people think of these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!

- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month

- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

..........

- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

............

- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

............ much less than I thought

- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

............. YES!!!!

- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

............. I could use some release right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HOLY FUCK !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a volcano, ready to erupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HOLY FUCK !!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just cant get over this!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80

SIGGHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80

SIGGHHHHHH"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80

SIGGHHHHHH"

hahaha!!! It gives me hope that I'll still have sex for more than 40 years!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

.......... time to start smoking again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80

SIGGHHHHHH

hahaha!!! It gives me hope that I'll still have sex for more than 40 years!! "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!

- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month

- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

..........

- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

............

- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

............ much less than I thought

- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

............. YES!!!!

- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

............. I could use some release right now!"

Believe it or not

Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"this will blow your mind..

the longest recording of a chicken in flight.. was 13 seconds"

omg...I just know next time I see a chicken I will secretly looking at my watch going fly ...fly fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

.......... time to start smoking again!!!"

I don't think ull have a problem sweet x

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!

- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month

- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

..........

- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

............

- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

............ much less than I thought

- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

............. YES!!!!

- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

............. I could use some release right now!

Believe it or not

Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant "

I know but he was my tax consultant. . It seemed a little forward to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know that look a woman gives you when she wants to have sex?

No,neither do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!

- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month

- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

..........

- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

............

- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

............ much less than I thought

- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend

............. YES!!!!

- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

............. I could use some release right now!

Believe it or not

Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant

I know but he was my tax consultant. . It seemed a little forward to me

Tax deductable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

I seem to have missed my peak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I held a coconut shell up to my ear and heard the sound of a one legged horse,standing perfectly still.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20"

awww crazy. . I'm going to have to watch it again now to see! !

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over a year ago

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

awww crazy. . I'm going to have to watch it again now to see! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking that myself actually......

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20"

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?"

no...do tell, for the uneducated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?"

It is true though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

.......... time to start smoking again!!!"

Why did you ever give up is the question

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though"

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I held a coconut shell up to my ear and heard the sound of a one legged horse,standing perfectly still.

I appreciated it even if nobody else did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw"

Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?"

I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?"

simple ans.. Don't make me Google. . I'm too tired

what does 420 mean?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

simple ans.. Don't make me Google. . I'm too tired

what does 420 mean?

its history is murky, but one school of thought is that it's the time when many americans wish to inhale some controlled substances. so i'm told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?

I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp"

Always somebody in the boot

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20

this isn't true.

But we all know what 420 means don't we?

It is true though

Nope.

Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?

I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp

Always somebody in the boot

o thought it was women's feet! Doesn't he really like feet? Esp uma thermans .. Thank you Mr mingo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point in having a paste bucket, if you haven't got any paste to put in it? Doesn't that make it just a bucket?? Doh!!!!

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over a year ago

Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

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over a year ago

"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you."

I must be a gymnophoramaniac

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first."

But WHY? How did he discover he had a penchant for wasps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter."

The female fruitflies in dublin mustn't have been putting out this summer with the amount of feckers I fished out of my wine!! Grrrr

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Women on top for 10 min ll burn 300 calories ...just seen that on internet .. it is better than 30 min in the gim .. ha ha ..20 min on top 600 calories ..love it ..sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women on top for 10 min ll burn 300 calories ...just seen that on internet .. it is better than 30 min in the gim .. ha ha ..20 min on top 600 calories ..love it ..sounds amazing

Jump aboard lol

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over a year ago

"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

.......... time to start smoking again!!!

Why did you ever give up is the question

apparently smoking is bad for your health

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves

you kinky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves

Expert multitasking skills

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over a year ago

"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

.......... time to start smoking again!!!

Why did you ever give up is the question

apparently smoking is bad for your health"

But good for your sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

But WHY? How did he discover he had a penchant for wasps?

Open mindedness?

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves

Ha ha lets try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves

But isn't a paste brush without paste just a brush???

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Woody do u now someone who need the paint work done with a women on top and paste brush in hands ?? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody do u now someone who need the paint work done with a women on top and paste brush in hands ?? Ha ha

If you'd only asked me that on Monday RB lol Mind you, if you're up for it, I wouldn't say no

Wonder what we could use to rinse the brush through?? Any ideas RB?

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Woody do u now someone who need the paint work done with a women on top and paste brush in hands ?? Ha ha

If you'd only asked me that on Monday RB lol Mind you, if you're up for it, I wouldn't say no

Wonder what we could use to rinse the brush through?? Any ideas RB?"

Ha ha i can use Mr Crazy ass to rinse the brush ..or keep it there to not get dry ha ha ... it is only cos he said he ll give paste brush to the women on top ..to burn out 600 caloris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kinky fuckers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky fuckers lol

Are what we like the best.....Amen

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