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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A sample of a first message

been up all night last night getting wasted now im looking for a dirty cum dump

WTF !!!!

Why even join this site if that is what your going to send out ? i know guys are advised to stand out ... But not like this ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahaaaa but you have to admit it turns you on

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the missing punctuation mark between the I and the M (I'm) you found off putting ?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Some people do appear to like that though. I might even give it a try myself. Maybe I'll message him later?

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"A sample of a first message

been up all night last night getting wasted now im looking for a dirty cum dump

WTF !!!!

Why even join this site if that is what your going to send out ? i know guys are advised to stand out ... But not like this ... "
Sadly totally lack of common and social skills. Probably totally uneducated as well. You would hardly try this approach in a club or pub, so why try it here.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I'm sure he's a big hit with the ladies lol

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I'm sure he's a big hit with the ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to try and use some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dump....

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Respect to the decent single guys on here but getting floods of these kind of "offers"! is why we have single lads blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a yap but a wee moan! What about us guys who read profiles and actually address the the receivers criteria! I often find myself not getting replies! Now that's disheartening! I've actually tested this out! Mad results

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By *oRoLovesITWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I got a message on Monday from a guy who said I was like a green bin; filthy and he wanted to take me out on Wednesday.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds" "

Hey, I get that a lot! It's always from the same person! I just ignore him!

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge


"I got a message on Monday from a guy who said I was like a green bin; filthy and he wanted to take me out on Wednesday..... "

Haha that's the kind of message I'd find funny lol .... IF we were looking for single guys lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I got a message on Monday from a guy who said I was like a green bin; filthy and he wanted to take me out on Wednesday..... "

That's odd. My green bin is spotless!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"I got a message on Monday from a guy who said I was like a green bin; filthy and he wanted to take me out on Wednesday..... "

That's kinda funny

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds" "

I can see why it would annoy you. A question mark would have made it so much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a side note.. We will always reply to a well written message from people who think a bit about a message or who have something charming, interesting, or funny to say. It shows you understand a bit about flirting, and good communication leads to good sex in our experience. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds"

I can see why it would annoy you. A question mark would have made it so much better. "

I don't think punctuation is his forte.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds"

I can see why it would annoy you. A question mark would have made it so much better.

I don't think punctuation is his forte. "

I hate people who show up late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I don't think punctuation is his forte.

I hate people who show up late! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's just puzzling why even take the time to send something like that ?

Well he joined the other misfits on the block list now

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds" "

haha got it thur as well guys, must be the latest chat up line

Mr crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feel so bad he tried that line with me as well # knockedback

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"we got this thursday "hey ye into sloppy seconds"

Hey, I get that a lot! It's always from the same person! I just ignore him! "

us too lol......but do enjoy the auld message of "its your lucky day ...i am in your area " gets a girl so wet ... One night only pmsl

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Not a yap but a wee moan! What about us guys who read profiles and actually address the the receivers criteria! I often find myself not getting replies! Now that's disheartening! I've actually tested this out! Mad results "
No one is compelled to reply. By deduction no reply means no interest. Would you prefer if they replied in black and white to say no interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any woman want destroyed ??oh yes pick me lol.Another great pick up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I got from a guy "I would suck you dry and give you the ride of your life" replied: no thanks then I got: "you could try" so I had to laugh at his stupidity

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I got one the other day "fit sub bi guy aims to please"

I replied with "straight guy doesn't care"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Don't feel so bad he tried that line with me as well # knockedback "

and me

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"Well I got from a guy "I would suck you dry and give you the ride of your life" replied: no thanks then I got: "you could try" so I had to laugh at his stupidity "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one last week saying,

Can I cum inside you????

Mmmmmm let me think about that one freak!!!!!

Or OMG Are your tits real??

No they're bloody imaginary!!!

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"I got one last week saying,

Can I cum inside you????

Mmmmmm let me think about that one freak!!!!!

Or OMG Are your tits real??

No they're bloody imaginary!!!

"
a girl i was chatting to got this one,i've a landrover wanna fuck in it at lunch time

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