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By *imwild OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Read this today. Very funny.

An Omagh plumber tunnelled a hole from under his bed to the local pub 800 feet from his house over the course of 15 years, a court heard today.

Patsy Kerr had been summonsed to Omagh County Court after it emerged he had been the cause of a collapsed sewage pipe from a neighbouring house. Kerr told the court about his secret tunnel and the reasons behind it:

“The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine I managed to sneak down there when she was at the shops. It wasn’t until 2009 that I hit the jackpot and came up through the women’s toilet mop and bucket room.”

Kerr explained how he spent the last five years heading to the pub via his tunnel at 11pm before returning at 1am, undetected by his deep sleeping wife:

“To be honest I was sort of glad I was caught. She was always smelling drink off me in the morning and I was explaining it away as a natural odour. But recently I was finding myself singing rebel songs and stuff coming back up the tunnel and it was only a matter of time before I was caught anyhow. The landlord was also wondering how I was just appearing out of nowhere at the same time every night and disappearing from the women’s toilets.”

The tunnel was finally discovered after the DOE performed a survey on a sewage problem which turned out to be caused by a pipe Kerr had hit accidentally, causing sewage to leak into his tunnel over five years. The judge questioned Kerr’s wife as to why she never smelt the sewage odours from her husband. Mrs Kerr simply shrugged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a true story? If it is, it's absolutely brilliant genius really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a true story? If it is, it's absolutely brilliant genius really "

It's a true story, I read it as well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha very good kim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmffao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it in Waterford Whispers u read it? It must have been

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Ingenious

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By *imwild OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Was it in Waterford Whispers u read it? It must have been"

Ya, get that regularly here in galway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it in Waterford Whispers u read it? It must have been

Ya, get that regularly here in galway!! "

Google Waterford Whispers, it has nothing to do with the place, they make up funny news stories slightly related to a current news topic but completely untrue, like an April Fools job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bugger...we were havin great fun in his tunnel

Ye have too much time to read the papers there op

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By *imwild OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Was it in Waterford Whispers u read it? It must have been

Ya, get that regularly here in galway!!

Google Waterford Whispers, it has nothing to do with the place, they make up funny news stories slightly related to a current news topic but completely untrue, like an April Fools job"

Its a funny story..who cares if its true or not also if I have to Google w.w. then I must not have read it there!!

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By *imwild OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a bugger...we were havin great fun in his tunnel

Ye have too much time to read the papers there op "

Yes x I do have loads of time to read the newspapers at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant. That sounds like a pub tale but funny as f*ck.

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