FabSwingers.com forum: D*unken Mails

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always seem to get mails over the weekend from ones asking all kinds of crazy things, 'use and abuse me,I'll do anything you want' , from very obviously d*unken people who when they sober up will probably cringe for a few hours lol. I love being smug because I've no hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

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lol lock you up mrs p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

lol lock you up mrs p

And do bad things to me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it."

Lol.....hell yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone breathalyser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

lol lock you up mrs p

And do bad things to me.......

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yes like eat chips in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

lol lock you up mrs p

And do bad things to me.......

yes like eat chips in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

lol lock you up mrs p

And do bad things to me.......

yes like eat chips in front of you

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lol only to start with tho mrs p get you all feisty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I not read this at 5Am instead of now...D*unk replys are more brutally honest than normal with me

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

At least you send and recieve d*unken mails privately

remember that gobshite who posted his d*unken smarmy mail in the forums??

i think it was mac

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One's where they are requesting to do something physically impossible and are UNLOS by 8AM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I not read this at 5Am instead of now...D*unk replys are more brutally honest than normal with me

What soberness conceals, d*unkenness Reveals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One's where they are requesting to do something physically impossible and are UNLOS by 8AM.

haha I had one this morning that just wanted as many orifices stuffed with as many things as possible, phone boxes the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you send and recieve d*unken mails privately

remember that gobshite who posted his d*unken smarmy mail in the forums??

i think it was mac"

That was So funny...

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Always seem to get mails over the weekend from ones asking all kinds of crazy things, 'use and abuse me,I'll do anything you want' , from very obviously d*unken people who when they sober up will probably cringe for a few hours lol. I love being smug because I've no hangover

I always send my d*unk messages on wednesday or thursday it has more impact everyone else is sober. For some weird reason I always think I am wild funny when I am pished when really I am an annoying prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just got another one calling me a 'bloon' for not understanding his badly spelt and poorly worded message. wtf is a bloon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just got another one calling me a 'bloon' for not understanding his badly spelt and poorly worded message. wtf is a bloon?"

A rich Dub?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

D*unken texts is annoying if your sober like I had the misfortune too understand last night I gave up in the end!!!!

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

I'm a gent the phone goe's off when i'm d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I sent one or two myself last night

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Think I sent one or two myself last night

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not to me Annie mwahhh

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

Maybe i should start sending d*unken messages lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"One's where they are requesting to do something physically impossible and are UNLOS by 8AM.

haha I had one this morning that just wanted as many orifices stuffed with as many things as possible, phone boxes the lot."

A big red phone box? I've seen people take some VERY large toys, but that would surely mean a phone call to the chaps at Record Breakers. Possibly best to make the call before they've got the phone box inserted, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I sent one or two myself last night

not to me Annie mwahhh"

Dam...who was it then??? Lol

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

Sex in a phone box is cool though

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Have been known to be guilty lol

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

What,sex in a phone box lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One's where they are requesting to do something physically impossible and are UNLOS by 8AM.

haha I had one this morning that just wanted as many orifices stuffed with as many things as possible, phone boxes the lot.

In some cases I'd be more than happy to help them insert it

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

"One's where they are requesting to do something physically impossible and are UNLOS by 8AM.

haha I had one this morning that just wanted as many orifices stuffed with as many things as possible, phone boxes the lot.

In some cases I'd be more than happy to help them insert it

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ouch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What,sex in a phone box lol"

Phone sex

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

It can be fun sex in a phone box

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"It can be fun sex in a phone box"

It also explains why Superman had his pants on the outside

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

What's a phone box??

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

"What's a phone box??

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phone box is a big red box housing a public phone popular before mobile phones

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"What's a phone box??

phone box is a big red box housing a public phone popular before mobile phones"

Doubled as a public loo in some places.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

"What's a phone box??

phone box is a big red box housing a public phone popular before mobile phones

Doubled as a public loo in some places.

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most smelt of wee tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only wish women sent me that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a phone box??

phone box is a big red box housing a public phone popular before mobile phones"

Down here they were green (go figure) Telefón.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get things off my mind when I am drinking wine.I start off with a bottle at home being good then I get corrupted by friends and go dancing.shockin behaviour

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

East Antrim

"What's a phone box??

phone box is a big red box housing a public phone popular before mobile phones

Down here they were green (go figure) Telefón."
i'm sure they were just as fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

Lol.....hell yes!! "

Absolutely I agree..I did this lst nite an followed up with a naughty pic..what was I thinking. .morto

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

Lol.....hell yes!!

Absolutely I agree..I did this lst nite an followed up with a naughty pic..what was I thinking. .morto

Haha the naughty pic was an extra did he reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got several abusive perhaps d*unken messages last night. ..The sender is no longer a member of the site!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

Lol.....hell yes!!

Absolutely I agree..I did this lst nite an followed up with a naughty pic..what was I thinking. .morto

Haha the naughty pic was an extra did he reply "

Yes he did lol still cringing tho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I am missing out a lot for not being online here at 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got several abusive perhaps d*unken messages last night. ..The sender is no longer a member of the site!!"

The sender is obviously a lowlife coward

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

Lol.....hell yes!!

Absolutely I agree..I did this lst nite an followed up with a naughty pic..what was I thinking. .morto

Haha the naughty pic was an extra did he reply

Yes he did lol still cringing tho..

Ooopsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its wise to lock phones away.....until the cold light of day creeps in.....

Never a truer word spoken, the internet should have a d*unk lock on it.

Lol.....hell yes!!

Absolutely I agree..I did this lst nite an followed up with a naughty pic..what was I thinking. .morto

Haha the naughty pic was an extra did he reply

Yes he did lol still cringing tho..

Ooopsie

Oh its all good lol just need to turn phone off from now on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got several abusive perhaps d*unken messages last night. ..The sender is no longer a member of the site!!

The sender is obviously a lowlife coward"

Yes totally agree with you...hopefully cringing at what they sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Computers/smart phones should come with a breathalyzer for late night posts.

Not only have we sent some strange messages on fab, but I have a habit of making d*unken purchases on ebay.

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