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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone remember that song? If god had a name what would it be? What race would he be too Caucasian, black, Asian, Arabic, Hispanic?

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

God plays a guitar in a rock band

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God plays a guitar in a rock band"

So you are saying he would have a name like Jimmy slash Eric Johnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes by the name Barack these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe."

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Jimi hendrix is God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black "

God and jesus were both the same it was a miss translation from ancient times.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Going to be controversial

But in my opinion it's all make believe when you die you die end of.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black "

the ppl who believe god made man in his own image dont believe in evolution,which your talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black

God and jesus were both the same it was a miss translation from ancient times."

God and Jesus and the holly spirit are meant to be the same entity alright, but doesn’t give a representation of how God would look except that one of the book of genesis and it is possible that even tho Jesus lived in Jerusalem which was dominated at the time by Romans right? Not sure but Romans lot of roman lower class slave would have been black making still the chances for Jesus to also be black -)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black

the ppl who believe god made man in his own image dont believe in evolution,which your talking about"

Not all! Some scientists believe in God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like him in his 'thoughtful old man' outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black "

The color off adam and eve were never discussed in the bible Genesis 3.20 Act 17.26 god places adam and eve on earth to represent all nations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And caucasian of course.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Fairy tale i tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairy tale i tell you"

'fairytale of Jerusalem' doesn't have quite the same ring does it?

*starts thinking about Christmas

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

No but ny is such a city though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like him in his 'thoughtful old man' outfit."

I preferred the Alannis Morisette outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but ny is such a city though"

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Ny my mate lives there in brooklyn class city

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black

the ppl who believe god made man in his own image dont believe in evolution,which your talking about

Not all! Some scientists believe in God "

scientists dont take the bible literally tho

no sane scientist anyway

which i meant you were doing

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

How many fairies can fit on the head of a pin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many fairies can fit on the head of a pin?"

How many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many fairies can fit on the head of a pin?"

Depends on the size of the pin...

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Any scientist worth his salt can prove evolution over creationalism in 5 Mins hands down it all harks back to how old the earth has been proven to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairy tale i tell you

'fairytale of Jerusalem' doesn't have quite the same ring does it?

*starts thinking about Christmas"

First line of the bible.....

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any scientist worth his salt can prove evolution over creationalism in 5 Mins hands down it all harks back to how old the earth has been proven to be"

You'll be telling us next that the Earth ain't flat.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Any scientist worth his salt can prove evolution over creationalism in 5 Mins hands down it all harks back to how old the earth has been proven to be

You'll be telling us next that the Earth ain't flat."
the jury's outta town on that one.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any scientist worth his salt can prove evolution over creationalism in 5 Mins hands down it all harks back to how old the earth has been proven to be

??? Prove mean solid evidence based which in the case of the earth we don't have or universe for that matter

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"How many fairies can fit on the head of a pin?

How many

depends if its an african fairy or european fairy

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Any scientist worth his salt can prove evolution over creationalism in 5 Mins hands down it all harks back to how old the earth has been proven to be

??? Prove mean solid evidence based which in the case of the earth we don't have or universe for that matter "
at the risk of sounding boring,rocks have been found that are older than than the bible claim the.earth to be a lot older like millions of years older

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Explain dinosaurs

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Noahs flood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To all this what's gods name? Pedro John Owen Ali juaquin shaniqua

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To all this what's gods name? Pedro John Owen Ali juaquin shaniqua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69: I just call him Dad...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Explain dinosaurs"

Reptilian animals some big some small

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"To all this what's gods name? Pedro John Owen Ali juaquin shaniqua "

......tim?

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

My God is

JAKE Burns

And i believe in the power of guitar and drum

So there

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I think monty python the only 1s makin sense on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a board game linked to the TV cartoon series "Valley of the Dinosaurs"...I used to love that programme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all this what's gods name? Pedro John Owen Ali juaquin shaniqua

......tim?"

Yeah I reckon it could be Tim too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noahs flood"

He got Emzara to squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all this what's gods name? Pedro John Owen Ali juaquin shaniqua

......tim?

Yeah I reckon it could be Tim too "

Timtoo is better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noahs flood

He got Emzara to squirt."

Some power in that vagina that flooded the world

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small "
yeah but how come they are older than creation then?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im off to read my book and masterbate

or will i materbate then read my book?

Ill read some book,then masterbate then read a little more of book

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small yeah but how come they are older than creation then?"

Relative creation of what? Dinosaur are much much younger than creation of the universe as per say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think monty python the only 1s makin sense on this thread"

He's not the Messiah!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small yeah but how come they are older than creation then?"

jehovah?

Jehovah jehovah

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small yeah but how come they are older than creation then?

Relative creation of what? Dinosaur are much much younger than creation of the universe as per say "
creation of the earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think monty python the only 1s makin sense on this thread

He's not the Messiah! "

"He's a very naughty boy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small yeah but how come they are older than creation then?

jehovah?

Jehovah jehovah"

All I said was....

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Explain dinosaurs

Reptilian animals some big some small yeah but how come they are older than creation then?

jehovah?

Jehovah jehovah

All I said was...."
always look on the bright side of life

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By *enandmollyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"If Jesus Christ is alive and well, how John and Elvis are dead"

Perfect ...

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

The Devil has the best band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did any of you go to school? Catholics believe in evolution, the earth made in 7 days is a metaphor.

Adam and eve are a metaphor. The whole bible is a metaphor.

Thats why catholics are not supposed to read the bible thmselves, a priest is supposed to tell them what the story means.

The people who broke away from the catholic church and took the bible literally are a small minority of Christianity.

The catholic church would be of the opinon that being made in the image of God is a metaphor, we don't literally look like god, I mean come on.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

I don't believe in God myself...though I do believe that there was a jesus Christ..but the son of a god..I doubt.. I believe that he may have had something about him magical and people thought it must be the son of a god... Basically it might have been started off with a rumour...

We were on about God weren't we..???

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over a year ago

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By *enandmollyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Speak for yourself.... Molly's butt cream pie'd is simply "Devine" !!! Oh my lord... Oh Jesus, spuirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOD -

Gary O Driscoll, i know him well

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Ben and.molly

That is the best sermon i have ever heard

Simply devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent - Carl Sagan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in God, I'm an atheist. There's a movie out this year with Diogo Morgado playing the big JC, now he's a total fox

I think I'd go for James Earl Jones just for the "I am your Father" effect.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I'd go for Brendan Gleeson for the comedy effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two great books on this The jesus papers by Michael Baigent and the Bloodline of the holy grail by Lawrence Gardner two great reads if anyone interested on the subject.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever read Revelations? What a downer way to end a book ffs.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I'm with you Rinky and Boris

The author could have done with some acid lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

i wasnt being serious curvy

see ppl shouldnt take piss on religon threads

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you Rinky and Boris

The author could have done with some acid lol"

he definitely need to at least chill out, all that fire and brimstone shit would ruin anyones good mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

i wasnt being serious curvy

see ppl shouldnt take piss on religon threads

sorry"

wasnt taking the piss just something im interested in.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"I'm with you Rinky and Boris

The author could have done with some acid lol

he definitely need to at least chill out, all that fire and brimstone shit would ruin anyones good mood!"
defo didn't write the magic roundabout lol

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Pile of shite the whole lot of it.

There is one true god and his name is Willy McFuckbucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

i wasnt being serious curvy

see ppl shouldnt take piss on religon threads

sorry"

I was but then again that's my belief and everyone is entitled to there own . Once you have peace and contentment in your life surely that's all that should matters ?

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

i wasnt being serious curvy

see ppl shouldnt take piss on religon threads

sorry

I was but then again that's my belief and everyone is entitled to there own . Once you have peace and contentment in your life surely that's all that should matters ?

"
yip,agreed i always get told you have to believe in something,i do fs i believe in the power of guitar and drum.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I get all the answers i need in The Bible,thank you very much biggles

it explains everything,once you have faith

i wasnt being serious curvy

see ppl shouldnt take piss on religon threads

sorry

wasnt taking the piss just something im interested in."

i was talking about me taking the piss in my post curvy thumbed

you never take the piss biggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes arabic def not white in the way the church made us believe.

I think you talking about Jesus... God according to bible create the first man Adam on his own image, I which case Adam is believed to be of black origin making god black "

Jesus is the son of God!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn and sofa is out. Flip if you spell god backwards it's dog. Everything else in life becomes pretty simple after that.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

The boble,not really light entertainment,now is it

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Bible fs

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By *ittle_janineTV/TS
over a year ago

galway

"Did any of you go to school? Catholics believe in evolution, the earth made in 7 days is a metaphor.

Adam and eve are a metaphor. The whole bible is a metaphor.

Thats why catholics are not supposed to read the bible thmselves, a priest is supposed to tell them what the story means.

The people who broke away from the catholic church and took the bible literally are a small minority of Christianity.

The catholic church would be of the opinon that being made in the image of God is a metaphor, we don't literally look like god, I mean come on.

And the Universe is the metaphor of god.

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

"The boble,not really light entertainment,now is it"

Well the "boble" gave me a giggle lol!

I believe it is what it is. A story book. I won't bash people who believe something I absolutely don't! Unless they wave it in my face and tell me I'm wrong... then I'll got bat shit on them

but each to their own until then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pile of shite the whole lot of it.

There is one true god and his name is Willy McFuckbucket"

Praise McFuckbucket

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By *wilighteyesWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd very much like a copy of the "boble" sounds interesting reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe in God, I'm an atheist."

The idea that there is no God is patently a ridiculous one. Any fool can see that Lemmy does in fact exist.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Hey vroom nice to see ya back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone remember that song? If god had a name what would it be? What race would he be too Caucasian, black, Asian, Arabic, Hispanic?

"
. Joan Osborne " One Of Us". Could be the song you're thinking of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought there was a God on this site!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone remember that song? If god had a name what would it be? What race would he be too Caucasian, black, Asian, Arabic, Hispanic?

. Joan Osborne " One Of Us". Could be the song you're thinking of ?"

Written by Dr. Evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDaz6uO9Ps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe in "God" so doesn't really matter to me. He he was black,white or rainbow coloured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf am i doing reading this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe in God as such, but I find it even more implausible that there is nothing after this life

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By *idandnancy69Couple
over a year ago

carrickfergus

"Don't believe in God as such, but I find it even more implausible that there is nothing after this life"

I don't when you die that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe in God as such, but I find it even more implausible that there is nothing after this life"

The latter question intrigues me more than the former one. If it turns out there is an afterlife but no God, I would be fine with that.

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