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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The person above!

Was enjoying this one....keep it filthy and low,plz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u have a face on ya like a melted wheelie bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so Fat.... ya daddy gotta roll her in flower just to find her Wet spot..

*Stolen off a 9 year old *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fallen Angel more like fallen asleep after 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just Boring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your just Boring....

I bore in not boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she fell down the stairs and I thought eastenders was starting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat she fell down the stairs broke her leg and gravy spewed out

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By *rishCouple2kCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Your so ugly, ur mother had to feed u with a slingshot.

Your sooo ugly, ur mother tied a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma's so stupid you tell "my momma so stupid jokes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did ur momma ever tell ya there'd be plebs on this!!!

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Does your ma know my da?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo momma so Fat.... ya daddy gotta roll her in flower just to find her Wet spot..

*Stolen off a 9 year old *

Now that's just ruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fallen Angel more like fallen asleep after 10 mins

Was she awake in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so ugly u were looking out the window and got arrested for mooning

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

What you going to do for a face when jabba the huit wants his arse back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you keep that paper bag over ur head & let him worry about his own!!! lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Turn on a woman all u can turn on is the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bet ur full of steam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatadope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch ! ya Bosstard!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that told you to be yourself,couldn't have given you worse advice

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

You're ma is your da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U tell em granny

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"U tell em granny "

errmmm I am a nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congratulations grandad

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"congratulations grandad"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't bate your way outta a wet paper bag

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I could bate you with one hand behind my back lol.....oohh I already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that told you to be yourself,couldn't have given you worse advice"

Lol I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo momma so Fat.... ya daddy gotta roll her in flower just to find her Wet spot..

*Stolen off a 9 year old *

Actually its from the "Last Boy Scout", Bruce Willis..

Ask me hows my wife...

Hows your wife?

She's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find her wet spot

You think thats bad? You should see her picture, its a landscape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe u should show ur's ... not

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

You've got a bake on ya like a bag of spanners

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 21:10:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there yeah go again talkin nonsense,making no sense at all! lol

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By *ornstudMan
over a year ago

alnwick

"U tell em granny

errmmm I am a nana

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you look to young to be a nana !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone must look young to you!pmsl

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Gilfs r us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really!!! lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Jaysus... It's Halloween already. .. Oh it's a mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back up there santa

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Did you ever get a ride on a tractor? Did you ever get any ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain over brawn everytime!-hang on lad increase the hp an widen the pick-up

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

With a face like that its a good job you can poke the fire without looking at the mantlepiece !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let you look over the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd buck the crack of dawn if you were up early enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loves Y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves Y fronts

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what? you sure you took the gas mask off your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what? you sure you took the gas mask off your face?

Dam it, I knew I'd left something on!

I can explain for you, but I cant understand it for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't tell her arse from her elbow

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

You should take a PIC of your cock and get it blown up,,we might be able to see it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its more than the sand ya want to.clean from your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would turn the milk sour in the cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would turn the milk sour in the cow

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can I play ??

There's ma shopping bag your foots in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would turn the milk sour in the cow

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can I play ??

There's ma shopping bag your foots in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and take your face for a shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Away and take your face for a shite"
by the look of it I just shit in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/14 14:43:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insulting all above now!!

I thought you Irish were supposed to be funny !!! Pmsl ...as funny as yous are good looking ???

Yip dull as dish water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a pair of ballroots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a pair of ballroots "
can you wake up daddy and stop posting for him !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your the reason Scotland said no!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ya hear that the Scottish record their family tree on a cactus!........

because everybody on it's a prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your the reason Scotland said no!!!!"
of we had seen your pic the vote would have deffo gone yeeeeesss !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your as useful as predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did ya hear that the Scottish record their family tree on a cactus!........

because everybody on it's a prick!

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at least we remember what a prick looks like !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you started of as a wank till your mum jumped on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did ya hear that the Scottish record their family tree on a cactus!........

because everybody on it's a prick!

at least we remember what a prick looks like !!

Big mirrors in Scotland!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Its more than the sand ya want to.clean from your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your as useful as predictive text

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gota be useful at something eh like yourself excellent scarecrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!"
im a recovering alcoholic you common Irish leprechaun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would insult you but your face does that for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you started of as a wank till your mum jumped on

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thank god it was amed at your mum argh I could have been you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!im a recovering alcoholic you common Irish leprechaun

Obviously ya big David Cameron lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mirrors in Scotland!

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ye huge still can't fit you all in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mirrors in Scotland!

ye huge still can't fit you all in

Ahh if only you had the chance to detach from England, you could have built an extension!

Oh wait you did! You mean Scotland voted against "FREEDOM"??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering what kind of a party it was, you could've been a doberman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mirrors in Scotland!

ye huge still can't fit you all in

Ahh if only you had the chance to detach from England, you could have built an extension!

Oh wait you did! You mean Scotland voted against "FREEDOM"??!

Your comebacks are similar to your sex life !!!!

Boring , lame , not worth the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Your comebacks are similar to your sex life !!!!

Boring , lame , not worth the effort

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Your comebacks are similar to your sex life !!!!

Boring , lame , not worth the effort

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. "
mmmmmm chicken argggghhhh !!!!!! Now that's a proper bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. "

Lol love it!

Girl, did somethingt crawl up your ass and die there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're the type who keeps a bucket of shite on the table to keep the flies off the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're the type who keeps a bucket of shite on the table to keep the flies off the butter"

Rubbish tea making skills......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Lol love it!

Girl, did somethingt crawl up your ass and die there?"

Haha nice one but you can't possibally be Irish ?? That was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're the type who keeps a bucket of shite on the table to keep the flies off the butter

Rubbish tea making skills......

Slander.......is a pussy cat not a panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Lol love it!

Girl, did somethingt crawl up your ass and die there?

Haha nice one but you can't possibally be Irish ?? That was funny

I am not

what's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha nice one but you can't possibally be Irish ?? That was funny

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're the type who keeps a bucket of shite on the table to keep the flies off the butter

Rubbish tea making skills......

Slander.......is a pussy cat not a panther

Ooooooooooh........you will pay for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Wasn't aware there was a competition?

Bloody scots grab a title for anything! As long as booze is the prize!!

Was that enough stereotypes for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next time your mind goes blank,do us all a favour,turn off the sound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Stevie must of decorated your bedroom!

Its real nice

#kip..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would insult you but your face does that for me

Lmao....did you fall asleep under the sunbed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my god, did we blow off the steam?

Yo momma so fat she has her own GPS coordinates!

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Just because i get a hard on

On the bus doesn't mean i wanna fuck the conductor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Stevie must of decorated your bedroom!

Its real nice

#kip..

Was a little harsh......soz!

Bet the rats like it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Stevie must of decorated your bedroom!

Its real nice

#kip..

Was a little harsh......soz!

Bet the rats like it tho

Winner x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Stevie must of decorated your bedroom!

Its real nice

#kip..

Was a little harsh......soz!

Bet the rats like it tho

Winner x"

Yal never beat the Irish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's settled Scotland's insult the person above champion (. Me. ) has just claimed the Irish title and too easy I have to say....

Stevie must of decorated your bedroom!

Its real nice

#kip..

Was a little harsh......soz!

Bet the rats like it tho

Winner x

Yal never beat the Irish..

Wha? Are Zee Zhermans comin'?

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