FabSwingers.com forum: Older men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sorry for looking for a physical attraction before considering playing with anyone. I've always thought just having sex with any cock with a pulse was for desperate people. With that being said, I'll now be taking any cock that comes my way simply because the Mars bars have been going on my ass and I can't afford to be selective.

Oh and this is only for guys who are 30 and over (no younger men) since they have all the experience.

***I apologise to anyone who read this rant but it had to be done somewhere and a status update couldn't hold it all.

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

what have you been up to with mars bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what have you been up to with mars bars?

Haha had to read it twice myself, thought it said something

else

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

An impressive rant. I don't think I'll ever look at a Mars bar in the same way again

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm sorry for looking for a physical attraction before considering playing with anyone. I've always thought just having sex with any cock with a pulse was for desperate people. With that being said, I'll now be taking any cock that comes my way simply because the Mars bars have been going on my ass and I can't afford to be selective.

Oh and this is only for guys who are 30 and over (no younger men) since they have all the experience.

***I apologise to anyone who read this rant but it had to be done somewhere and a status update couldn't hold it all. "

Now where would u find an older man to replace a mars bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what have you been up to with mars bars?

Apparently I should lay off them. Maybe I should buy a pack since it's been over 3 yrs since I last had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An impressive rant. I don't think I'll ever look at a Mars bar in the same way again

If you're 'an ass man' they'll turn you on every time you see them lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it. "

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry. "

Don't apologise for it, I've had many a rant here, unfortunately it's the nature of a free site, always going to be idiotic morons, they mail me daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry. "

Sometimes a girl needs a good rant

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"An impressive rant. I don't think I'll ever look at a Mars bar in the same way again

If you're 'an ass man' they'll turn you on every time you see them lol"

I'll stay out of the Mars bar aisle in my local shop

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Oh and this is only for guys who are 30 and over (no younger men) since they have all the experience.

***I apologise to anyone who read this rant but it had to be done somewhere and a status update couldn't hold it all. "

More of a snickers man myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a fine ass it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what have you been up to with mars bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should Google Mick Jagger and Marieann Faithful!! Mars bars can be great fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like a few guys im sure, when i first read that i sorta thought for a minute the op was serious!!!....booger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them! "

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/"

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be stupid didn't get the Mars bar bit although that used to me my username once upon a time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them "

Where did you say we should apply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

Where did you say we should apply?"

Good ol' mail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

Where did you say we should apply?

Good ol' mail lol"

Damm and I had the pigeon all geared up and ready to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youv a GREAT ass x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youv a GREAT ass x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I was hoping this was a thread singing the praises of older men!! Ah well, keep on dreaming I suppose …

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Melted Mars bars mixed with dark rum (or other alcohol or your taste) poured over ice cream is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

Where did you say we should apply?

Good ol' mail lol

Damm and I had the pigeon all geared up and ready to go!

Send the pigeon so...how long will it take to get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Melted Mars bars mixed with dark rum (or other alcohol or your taste) poured over ice cream is lovely.

Might try that on Tuesday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

Where did you say we should apply?

Good ol' mail lol

Damm and I had the pigeon all geared up and ready to go!

Send the pigeon so...how long will it take to get here "

My pigeon point blank refuses to take off with 2 mars bars attached....lazy sod...maybe he's an ' over 30' pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was mick jagger or Keith Richards with you whilst you were eating the Mars bars ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if your ass looks like that because of mars bars, then im off to the shop for a box of them!

Haha thanks but I don't even eat Mars bars :/

ahh now...a mars a day helps you work rest and play!!!...u young uns

Might start again....used to live off them

Where did you say we should apply?

Good ol' mail lol

Damm and I had the pigeon all geared up and ready to go!

Send the pigeon so...how long will it take to get here

My pigeon point blank refuses to take off with 2 mars bars attached....lazy sod...maybe he's an ' over 30' pigeon

Can't blame the pigeon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was mick jagger or Keith Richards with you whilst you were eating the Mars bars ? "

Myself and Mick are good friends so he had to be there

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry. "

Your ass looks fine to me ,,

It is missing something through??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more a Snickers Duo!!!

Willing to share my nuts with ur Mars bar on that gorgeous ebony ass. !!

A mars a day helps u work rest n play.

But just Grab a Snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be a bit slow but I don't see anything wrong with ur pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry.

Your ass looks fine to me ,,

It is missing something through??

What is it missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry.

Your ass looks fine to me ,,

It is missing something through??

What is it missing?"

I think there could be a naughty reply to that one! Lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Just ignore and block. If every woman was to rant about the insults we get here, we'd all be here all day.

It's par for the course on fab, rise above it.

Already done. It was just unexpected and came out of nowhere so needed the rant, sorry.

Your ass looks fine to me ,,

It is missing something through??

What is it missing?"

My fingerprints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more a Snickers Duo!!!

Willing to share my nuts with ur Mars bar on that gorgeous ebony ass. !!

A mars a day helps u work rest n play.

But just Grab a Snickers "

I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Hey Lotta, What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Hey Lotta, What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber!

You really do have a million of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Hey Lotta, What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber!

You really do have a million of them"

Well, the interweb does. Most of his posts seem to be cut n pasted from elsewhere

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Hey Lotta, What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber!

You really do have a million of them

Well, the interweb does. Most of his posts seem to be cut n pasted from elsewhere

Are you stalking me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, the interweb does."

You can always tell a Fast'N'Loud fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a great ass, thank the Mars bars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more a Snickers Duo!!!

Willing to share my nuts with ur Mars bar on that gorgeous ebony ass. !!

A mars a day helps u work rest n play.

But just Grab a Snickers

I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Sure it's obvious. Both!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more a Snickers Duo!!!

Willing to share my nuts with ur Mars bar on that gorgeous ebony ass. !!

A mars a day helps u work rest n play.

But just Grab a Snickers

I'm really not sure if you're hungry or horny

Sure it's obvious. Both!!! "

Its oh so obvious now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that mars or uranus!

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

ebony young lady with a sexy ass looking for older man oohhh yesss please lol lol

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