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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My have to be from "don't be a menace in South Central while drinking juice in the hood"

"Do my eyes not deceive me or am I looking at the goddess Isis, herself?"

"My milk of magnesia when the devil made you he broke the mould"

"Why you go talk all that noise about white men and then go date white women... I'm just trying to do the same thing to them as the white man has been doing to us for over 500 years.... F@!k em...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break yoself gimme your goddamn number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously you're not a golfer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game over man, game over!"

"All these moments, will be lost, like tears in the rain"

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

" go and get your shoe shine box "

Then all hell breaks loose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Break yoself gimme your goddamn number

"

Pmsl that is another good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Game over man, game over!"

"All these moments, will be lost, like tears in the rain""

First line you quoted, pure classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""..."

You forgot the gunfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""..."

LOVE IT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Game over man, game over!"

"All these moments, will be lost, like tears in the rain"

First line you quoted, pure classic "

Ah c'mon the second one makes me weep like a fresh widow even today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

You forgot the gunfire "

Had the finger pistol out though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

You forgot the gunfire "

and music!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

You forgot the gunfire

and music!"

Wasn't sure how to write a musical quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

You forgot the gunfire

and music!

Wasn't sure how to write a musical quote. "

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

*cue music*

those that know... know...

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By *octorNickMan
over a year ago

Cork

I always liked this one from the Blues Brothers:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't forget butch and marsellus conversation

Butch: You okay?

Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

Butch: What now?

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"what was in the briefcase Mr Lebowski?"

"papers......uhhhhh work papers"

"and what is it you do?"

"I'm unemployed"

"well aint this a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!"

"we want the finest wines in all humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

"They caused an explosion!"

"Is this true?"

"Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""...

You forgot the gunfire

and music!

Wasn't sure how to write a musical quote.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

*cue music*

those that know... know... "

As I suspected, that just ain't gonna cut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

"

Bleedin' deadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These go to eleven

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, it can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were selling drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you were selling drugs"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Nick: Let me ask you something, Rocky, man to man. I think she's the fuck of the century, what do you think

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Open the pod bay doors please hal,open the pod bay doors hal

hello hal do you read me?

Hello hal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on lads ...I've got a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to burn out than to fade away Curgan in the highlander!!!

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By *am2camhornyCouple
over a year ago

London

IM HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS!

AND IM ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!!!

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By *liceandraWoman
over a year ago

with the faries

If I roll them in sugar they taste like candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx

Carlitos way

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum

They live

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By *liceandraWoman
over a year ago

with the faries

What ferry there's only three little ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am your father

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By *liceandraWoman
over a year ago

with the faries


"I am your father "

Nope he is my father that is my text alert for my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am your father

Nope he is my father that is my text alert for my dad"

The force is strong with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarface - I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

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By *liceandraWoman
over a year ago

with the faries

Come D'Artagnan we're saving the king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

There it is

Then we ate some meskalin and went swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show no love, love will get u killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vous au moins, vous ne risquez pas d'être un Legume, puisque même un artichaut a du cœur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is dat from chocolat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is dat from chocolat"

Amélie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh alri never heard of it Hun

Any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to walk the earth barefoot like Cain out of Kung Fu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

(I like the bubblegum one above, great film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinions see that's the trouble with them there like ass holes everybody has one... DIRTY Harry

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"was he or wasnt he with you"

"what?wizzy wuzzy was a woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are 3 ways of doing things

the right way

the wrong way

and the way I do it

Casino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did We Just Become Best Friends There? "

STEPBROTHERS

"Dad, you were like a father to me"

DUE DATE

I only do comedies

Will Ferrell/Zak Galifanakias -Yes Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you guna pull those pistols or whistle dixie ,

Clint Eastwood the outlaw jose wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Here's a big shtick to beat the lovely lady with'

I'm ducking now

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you""

He can still say this line off the bat. Did u see him on Graham Norton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"

He can still say this line off the bat. Did u see him on Graham Norton."

I'd be surprised if he couldn't given the number of times he gets asked to recite it ... great quote though, one of many from that movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock and load baby, lock and load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you all wet, baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, Honey. I love this thing because you gave it to me. But the truth is... it is one fuckin' ugly tie

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

"They live!"

(And they do.....)

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"close the door and dont let the stink out"

cpl fucking in car

family guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great moustache comes great responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badges? Baaadgeees? We don't need no stiiinking baaadges!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I carried a watermelon! !!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I love the whole 'what' conversion in pulp fiction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As good as it gets

"You make me want to be a better person"

Miss playfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the whole 'what' conversion in pulp fiction lol"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wEnb9yIoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You damn right it's limited,

No cup holders,

No back seats,

Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it,

I guess we the balls just draggin the fuck along hah??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Badges? Baaadgeees? We don't need no stiiinking baaadges!"
one of the few quotes we can use from that one

Blazing saddles

I like the queen, she doesn't pay taxes, like me

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

It aint whiteboy day is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It aint whiteboy day is it ?"

Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one! Pints for the one that knows where its from

"I guess standing too close to exploding Dick sends your ass straight to Purgatory."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supernatural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Psycho

waiter "would to like to see the specials sir"

Bateman "not if you wana loose your spleen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supernatural."

Pints are in order.

Did you google it or know it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supernatural.

Pints are in order.

Did you google it or know it? "

Hubs knew. Said it was crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supernatural.

Pints are in order.

Did you google it or know it?

Hubs knew. Said it was crap."

Yet he seen all 9 seasons of it

I guess pints for the Hubs... how do I deliver what I promised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"

He can still say this line off the bat. Did u see him on Graham Norton."

Yes I did see him, he knew every word of it. He's a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina""

*ROTFL*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry martini

Shaken or stirred sir?

Does it look as if I give a damn?

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By *corpion123Man
over a year ago

donegal

Told you put the teddy back in the box !!! Conair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

Bleedin' deadly."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To infinity and beyond !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the messiah. He a very naughty boy

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.

Randal Graves: What's it called again?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.

Randal Graves: Obviously.

[into the phone]

Randal Graves: Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute.

[to the woman]

Randal Graves: Uh, what was that called again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best memory is of the night we played the Hollywood bowl

We never played the Hollywood bowl

The greatest night of my life and I find out it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Very fitting I think lol, one of my fav quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ain't no beer belly, this is a fuel tank for the six machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like simple pleasures, like lollipops in my mouth, butter in my ass

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Treasure of the Sierra madre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little bastard shot me in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From sons of anarchy ok it's not a film but a great line after one of the bikers got married quote I promise to look after you as well as my leathers and ride you as often as my Harley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv rather than movie

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug.

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Ten minutes,in ten minutes you'll be smokin in hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Azazel: I wanna tell you about the time I almost died....

Azazel: Oh! You forgot something, didn't you? Back at the start, I said I was going to tell you about the time I *almost* died.

[chuckles]

Azazel: Be seeing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down


"..."Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""..."

Oh yes the best film ever made! !!,

Well done

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Turn it up to eleven

Spinal tap

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge


"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

We've 2 dvds of this film because we thought we lost the first and couldn't live with it, then found it again after buying the second and still watched it on tv last night haha brilliant film. The soundtrack is amazing!

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over a year ago


"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

We've 2 dvds of this film because we thought we lost the first and couldn't live with it, then found it again after buying the second and still watched it on tv last night haha brilliant film. The soundtrack is amazing! "

Its a fantastic film, had to give it a watch too. I actually decided to buy the albums I liked the music that much. Brand can actually sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a film but tv

"POLICE SNIPER"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy bat resurrection thread man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy bat resurrection thread man "

Only a week bud

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I never liked them. ...

They liked you. ... rocky horror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freakin' head off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill Bill 2 "You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt." Classic!!!

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

What are you goin a do for a face when jabba the huit wants his arse back

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over a year ago

This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."

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By *unfella 1Man
over a year ago

dublin

If you could see what I have seen with your eyes. Rutger Hauer, Bladerunner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rocky:Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you, no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life.

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