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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like a hard mattress, well sprung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firm 1800 coil mattress for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a memory foam mattress topper and it's like sleeping on clouds, I love it

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By *ralSurpriseMan
over a year ago

Meath

Pocket spring and memory foam pillow top unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a memory foam mattress but it has my sleeping position so well formed that it's difficult to sleep/lay in any other position!

Jury still out! May change it again!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

"

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts "

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed "

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous "

Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous

Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess?? "

If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous

Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??

If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses "

99 one to bounce off when you fall out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous

Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??

If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses "

That's were the guys on the side of the rd with mattress were going! Lotta's house! Only 97 more to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?

It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.

'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'

I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts

Put one on the floor, problem solved

Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed

I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous

Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??

If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses

That's were the guys on the side of the rd with mattress were going! Lotta's house! Only 97 more to go!! "

They still haven't arrived

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