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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there is probably a lot of members on here who carry the donor card with the hope of saving lives when they pass. Very commendable

What if there was a necessity for genital donors? Would you donate your cock or pussy knowing when your 6ft under your 6" lad is still giving pleasure or your pussy is helping another woman go to heaven and back?

Even think of it this way, little Johnny with his 3" tiddler could go down the vital organs clinical and request an upgrade and buy big Dave's 9" schlong, well it's no use to big Dave when he's dead and buried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in"

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in"

Rigor mortise would be a bonus, another selling point alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man. "

get the card tomorrow pal, I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't donate anyway but if I could I'd definitely put my bits up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!! "

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't donate anyway but if I could I'd definitely put my bits up "

Should I not ask why you can't donate? (in a way that's just like asking without asking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

Rigor mortise would be a bonus, another selling point alright "

ever hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a donor card, I'll happily donate any organ, some would be more beneficial than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun "

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a donor card, I'll happily donate any organ, some would be more beneficial than others. "

God help someone want my cock an my liver

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm a donor card carrying girl as we speak. ... They can have whatever they want or is useful.... and brain already signed up for the brain bank research project for dementia. ... so why not lol.... May as well have some fun even then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a donor card carrying girl as we speak. ... They can have whatever they want or is useful.... and brain already signed up for the brain bank research project for dementia. ... so why not lol.... May as well have some fun even then "

Your a long time dead Mrs S, might aswell keep swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a donor card, I'll happily donate any organ, some would be more beneficial than others.

God help someone want my cock an my liver "

Be a brave person to take either off those on bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a donor card carrying girl as we speak. ... They can have whatever they want or is useful.... and brain already signed up for the brain bank research project for dementia. ... so why not lol.... May as well have some fun even then "

Went to see the 'Body Worlds Vital' Exhibition in the Life Science centre in Newcastle Upon Tyne, when I was over there last month. It was an amazing display of real human bodies showing all aspects of the body and some suffering different illness etc would consider donating my body to this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a donor card, I'll happily donate any organ, some would be more beneficial than others.

God help someone want my cock an my liver

Be a brave person to take either off those on bro "

If they have as much fun as I do with them they won't know how lucky they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I kick the bucket, they should take all they can, even my dick, I won't need it any more at that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you do, sharing is caring my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat! "

I think you're overtired or misreading

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm a donor card carrying girl as we speak. ... They can have whatever they want or is useful.... and brain already signed up for the brain bank research project for dementia. ... so why not lol.... May as well have some fun even then

Went to see the 'Body Worlds Vital' Exhibition in the Life Science centre in Newcastle Upon Tyne, when I was over there last month. It was an amazing display of real human bodies showing all aspects of the body and some suffering different illness etc would consider donating my body to this. "

I went to see gunther von hagans bodies exhibition in new York and again in Dublin. .. It was fascinating. ... I especially liked the one with all the artificial joints etc so I got to see what my knees look like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat!

I think you're overtired or misreading "

You're transplanting tatty bread apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you do, sharing is caring my friend. "

I love it when you call me friend, that means we can share lok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you do, sharing is caring my friend.

I love it when you call me friend, that means we can share lok "

What's mine is yours my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat!

I think you're overtired or misreading

You're transplanting tatty bread apparently "

No I'd be tatty bread ( rhyming slang for dead) so no need to hang on to my cock, I can pass the legacy of the banaba on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a donor card carrying girl as we speak. ... They can have whatever they want or is useful.... and brain already signed up for the brain bank research project for dementia. ... so why not lol.... May as well have some fun even then

Went to see the 'Body Worlds Vital' Exhibition in the Life Science centre in Newcastle Upon Tyne, when I was over there last month. It was an amazing display of real human bodies showing all aspects of the body and some suffering different illness etc would consider donating my body to this.

I went to see gunther von hagans bodies exhibition in new York and again in Dublin. .. It was fascinating. ... I especially liked the one with all the artificial joints etc so I got to see what my knees look like lol "

That's the same one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you do, sharing is caring my friend.

I love it when you call me friend, that means we can share lok

What's mine is yours my friend "

In that case you can have my genital donation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat!

I think you're overtired or misreading

You're transplanting tatty bread apparently

No I'd be tatty bread ( rhyming slang for dead) so no need to hang on to my cock, I can pass the legacy of the banaba on"

What's rhyming slang for balls? Can they be transplanted too??

I did get it btw

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

You know death is the once destination none of us can avoid. Its one thing guaranteed in life. Its natures way of clearing out the old and making way for the new.

Nothing would be more remarkable, when my time comes, to donate every part of my body to benefit other. This is true sustainability, and I believe than anyone who is planning or has prepared to do this is a true knight in shining armour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know death is the once destination none of us can avoid. Its one thing guaranteed in life. Its natures way of clearing out the old and making way for the new.

Nothing would be more remarkable, when my time comes, to donate every part of my body to benefit other. This is true sustainability, and I believe than anyone who is planning or has prepared to do this is a true knight in shining armour. "

I like your nod to the 3R's!! and we think hessian bags are the way forward!! Recycled genitalia is the future!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I suppose if it'll help somebody they can lob it off when I'm gone, won't even overly matter if rigor mortis has set in

What do they transplant on you in it's place?? bananas? Or cucumber in some cases!!

I'd be tatty bread, what need for a transplant? My banaba would still be off having fun

That's a strange thing to transplant! bit flat!

I think you're overtired or misreading

You're transplanting tatty bread apparently

No I'd be tatty bread ( rhyming slang for dead) so no need to hang on to my cock, I can pass the legacy of the banaba on

What's rhyming slang for balls? Can they be transplanted too??

I did get it btw "

I'm not sure on that rhyming slang

Ah, i thought you were having a blonde moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm also a donor card member - on a serious note - what I can't get my head round is why can't they have a data base of names in this day and age.

Might save a bit of time even having ur blood type and what exacty you want to donate without having to ask a loved one what organs they can't take. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man.

get the card tomorrow pal, I am "

What are you going to call the card, "Free Willy Card" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man.

get the card tomorrow pal, I am

What are you going to call the card, "Free Willy Card" ? "

Donar kebab, heavy on the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man.

get the card tomorrow pal, I am

What are you going to call the card, "Free Willy Card" ?

Donar kebab, heavy on the meat "

If donating for someone to eat it. Forget about it. lol. Just a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carried a doner card makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there is probably a lot of members on here who carry the donor card with the hope of saving lives when they pass. Very commendable

What if there was a necessity for genital donors? Would you donate your cock or pussy knowing when your 6ft under your 6" lad is still giving pleasure or your pussy is helping another woman go to heaven and back?

Even think of it this way, little Johnny with his 3" tiddler could go down the vital organs clinical and request an upgrade and buy big Dave's 9" schlong, well it's no use to big Dave when he's dead and buried lol "

You should donate your dngle berries to medical research

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Without a doubt I would would donate my cock and let the legacy continue on. I would die a happier man.

get the card tomorrow pal, I am

What are you going to call the card, "Free Willy Card" ? "

pmsl..

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