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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer. Because women do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ? "

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

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Lubrication is what they're for.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ? "

so we can attach our nipple clamps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

so we can attach our nipple clamps"

Oh Hal, you're such a tease...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

Lubrication is what they're for."

In the last many years I have been doing just fine without them, so not sure if they are really so useful for lubricating. I found lubricants more useful for lubricating, however we might be talking about 2 different situations....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

"

Cool party in Euro's pits!! free drinks? (I'm not being the grammar police either!! Just made me smile )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

Lubrication is what they're for.

In the last many years I have been doing just fine without them, so not sure if they are really so useful for lubricating. I found lubricants more useful for lubricating, however we might be talking about 2 different situations....

"

Never had stubble rash? Owowowow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ?

My nipples are sensitive and are useful in a foreplay, so I am happy to keep them.

What I find useless is the pubs and hair in my armpits.

Cool party in Euro's pits!! free drinks? (I'm not being the grammar police either!! Just made me smile ) "

lol

always happy to make a lady smile

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

bum hair! Why why! (on both genders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand break on a canoe useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catholic Church and their view on sex. Purely theoretical and in many ways abusive towards women, just like the many other religions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men"

lol... you need us, as otherwise you would have nothing to complain about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men"

Oooooo pop corn time !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

Oooooo pop corn time !!! "

Forget the popcorn man women get away with murder on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bum hair! Why why! (on both genders)"

Lubrication. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

lol... you need us, as otherwise you would have nothing to complain about...

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im sure we would find something....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

lol... you need us, as otherwise you would have nothing to complain about...

im sure we would find something.... "

You might just turn against each other. Better keep men to complain about.

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wicklow

All body hair is useless and annoying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/09/14 15:23:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All body hair is useless and annoying!! "

I kinda like the hair on my head and eyebrows though. I'd look pretty odd without it but agreed all other body hair can go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesdays

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Chocolate fireguard

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Men. ... At times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. ... At times "

Same can be said for women....

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Men. ... At times

Same can be said for women.... "

think mr s may agree with that at this moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashtray on a motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 day working week. Working week should be shorter, so weekend could be longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our amazing government

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wicklow


"All body hair is useless and annoying!!

I kinda like the hair on my head and eyebrows though. I'd look pretty odd without it but agreed all other body hair can go!! "

Lol, that's why I specifically said body hair. I like eyebrows and facial hair (on men) and of course, hair on one's head is very important to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cursing...dnt get it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'easy-open' packaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not... "

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched "

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gore-tex is your friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap "

Naked horseriding sounds the ticket.....oh wait

Surely the sweating you do on horse soaks you anyway.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Neckties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap

Naked horseriding sounds the ticket.....oh wait

Surely the sweating you do on horse soaks you anyway. "

Ha ha no naked horse back riding lol

Don't really do that much sweating depends how long your in the saddle what trek ya go on and sometimes which horse ya take... The Mare is really chilled she goes and does as you want her to... Stallion Is a prick of a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap

Naked horseriding sounds the ticket.....oh wait

Surely the sweating you do on horse soaks you anyway.

Ha ha no naked horse back riding lol

Don't really do that much sweating depends how long your in the saddle what trek ya go on and sometimes which horse ya take... The Mare is really chilled she goes and does as you want her to... Stallion Is a prick of a horse. "

There was me thinking a name change to lady Godiva was in order

Last horse i was on was my aunt's mare who made a game of trying to throw her rider into the sand school's fence.

You're not adept at taming stallions? ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap

Naked horseriding sounds the ticket.....oh wait

Surely the sweating you do on horse soaks you anyway.

Ha ha no naked horse back riding lol

Don't really do that much sweating depends how long your in the saddle what trek ya go on and sometimes which horse ya take... The Mare is really chilled she goes and does as you want her to... Stallion Is a prick of a horse.

There was me thinking a name change to lady Godiva was in order

Last horse i was on was my aunt's mare who made a game of trying to throw her rider into the sand school's fence.

You're not adept at taming stallions? ??? "
he will be Nice and Tame when he gets the snip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower proof coats...

its either water proof or its not...

I was wondering why anybody would wear a coat into the shower

Then I read the second line.

Actually though my summer coat will withatand sun showers/moderate rain but anything overly heavy and I'm drenched

I got one for out on the horses water proof coat is too heavy..

But id be as well wearing nothing as wearing it ... Because its Crap

Naked horseriding sounds the ticket.....oh wait

Surely the sweating you do on horse soaks you anyway.

Ha ha no naked horse back riding lol

Don't really do that much sweating depends how long your in the saddle what trek ya go on and sometimes which horse ya take... The Mare is really chilled she goes and does as you want her to... Stallion Is a prick of a horse.

There was me thinking a name change to lady Godiva was in order

Last horse i was on was my aunt's mare who made a game of trying to throw her rider into the sand school's fence.

You're not adept at taming stallions? ??? he will be Nice and Tame when he gets the snip... "

Animal cruelty i tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate fireguard "

Made me chuckle thats mr p's favourite line haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is nipples. Why do men have nipples ? "
some men has very sensitive ones im so jalouse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'easy-open' packaging. "

How is this useless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neckties! "

Ahhhh but on some men accompanied by a dapper suit, makes them look fine!!! Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All body hair is useless and annoying!!

I kinda like the hair on my head and eyebrows though. I'd look pretty odd without it but agreed all other body hair can go!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'easy-open' packaging.

How is this useless? "

Because most of them don't work as intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All body hair is useless and annoying!!

I kinda like the hair on my head and eyebrows though. I'd look pretty odd without it but agreed all other body hair can go!!

Lol, that's why I specifically said body hair. I like eyebrows and facial hair (on men) and of course, hair on one's head is very important to me! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'easy-open' packaging.

How is this useless?

Because most of them don't work as intended."

Ahh that's different then. I find the ones that do work and re-seal, very useful.

I do find that cheaper brand easy open packages are not so effective.

Maybe change brands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'easy-open' packaging.

How is this useless?

Because most of them don't work as intended.

Ahh that's different then. I find the ones that do work and re-seal, very useful.

I do find that cheaper brand easy open packages are not so effective.

Maybe change brands "

I wouldn't know about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'easy-open' packaging.

How is this useless?

Because most of them don't work as intended.

Ahh that's different then. I find the ones that do work and re-seal, very useful.

I do find that cheaper brand easy open packages are not so effective.

Maybe change brands

I wouldn't know about that."

confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All body hair is useless and annoying!!

I kinda like the hair on my head and eyebrows though. I'd look pretty odd without it but agreed all other body hair can go!! "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat pack instructions

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Flat pack instructions "

Blasphemy lol. They make complete sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's ya been building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat pack instructions "

Can't your Shibari help? At least stop it wobbling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat pack instructions

Can't your Shibari help? At least stop it wobbling."

He's tied up at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lids for pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat pack instructions

Can't your Shibari help? At least stop it wobbling."

Good thinking but I doubt my teenager would appreciate japense bondage rope holding her mirrors on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat pack instructions

Can't your Shibari help? At least stop it wobbling.

He's tied up at the minute "

Hehe but his feet aren't tied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's ya been building "

A rope ladder so I can climb into my attic

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