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Now it says NOT SUITABLE For use on head, face, eyes, nose, ears, around the anus, genitals and nipples or any other body parts. 
So technically I can't use it where I want too but have heard of men using it before
Any advice appreciated as I do have a meet tonight and don't want to turn up with my gonads on fire | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol" That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen "lol just go and buy an istubble trimmer best thing I ever bought | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
lol just go and buy an istubble trimmer best thing I ever bought"Where can I get one of those? Sounds like I need to invest | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen "I fell into a burning ring of fire....  | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire.... "Did you have a vindaloo last night | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night "I did have Indian actually! | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!"Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol "Haha nothing!! I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
lol just go and buy an istubble trimmer best thing I ever bought
Where can I get one of those? Sounds like I need to invest "boots or anywhere that sells shavers | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol
Haha nothing!!
I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha "Lol isn't that what the little spatula is for? Getting it right up in there | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
lol just go and buy an istubble trimmer best thing I ever bought
Where can I get one of those? Sounds like I need to invest
boots or anywhere that sells shavers" | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol
Haha nothing!!
I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha
Lol isn't that what the little spatula is for? Getting it right up in there "Yep, go for it bro | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol
Haha nothing!!
I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha
Lol isn't that what the little spatula is for? Getting it right up in there
Yep, go for it bro "I'm a little scared will ya come and do it for me sis  | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol
Haha nothing!!
I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha
Lol isn't that what the little spatula is for? Getting it right up in there
Yep, go for it bro
I'm a little scared will ya come and do it for me sis "No prob, get them ready, I'm on the way! | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!
Ha ha what's your toilet activity got to do with me veeting my crown jewels lol
Haha nothing!!
I meant be careful where your putting the veet or you'll burn the bejesus out of yourself. Keep it away from any holes haha
Lol isn't that what the little spatula is for? Getting it right up in there
Yep, go for it bro
I'm a little scared will ya come and do it for me sis "Use the one for sensitive skin it's in the burgundy tube | |||
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"Duffer I use veet all the time. My advice. 15 mins MAX on the old twig and berries. NO LONGER." Lmao at twig and berries .... first time hearing that one lmao | |||
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"Duffer I use veet all the time. My advice. 15 mins MAX on the old twig and berries. NO LONGER. Lmao at twig and berries .... first time hearing that one lmao "Copyright Austin Powers. | |||
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As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy | |||
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"Duffer I use veet all the time. My advice. 15 mins MAX on the old twig and berries. NO LONGER. Lmao at twig and berries .... first time hearing that one lmao
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"I actually do shave at the mo, I've just never been that comfortable putting a sharp implement near my bits and thought I'd try Veet to see if it gave a better finish. John 15 mins? I was thinking 3 are you trying to put me out of action for weeks
As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy "I'll be over in 10 mins with my cut throat shaver!  | |||
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"I actually do shave at the mo, I've just never been that comfortable putting a sharp implement near my bits and thought I'd try Veet to see if it gave a better finish. John 15 mins? I was thinking 3 are you trying to put me out of action for weeks
As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy
I'll be over in 10 mins with my cut throat shaver! "I find it hard trusting myself with a sharp implement never mind someone else and the words cut and throat don't sit easy with me | |||
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"Read reviews on amazon for veet for men and u will cry with laughter and never use veet ha ha "Ha ha yes I've seen that already, good giggle alright | |||
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"I actually do shave at the mo, I've just never been that comfortable putting a sharp implement near my bits and thought I'd try Veet to see if it gave a better finish. John 15 mins? I was thinking 3 are you trying to put me out of action for weeks
As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy
I'll be over in 10 mins with my cut throat shaver!
I find it hard trusting myself with a sharp implement never mind someone else and the words cut and throat don't sit easy with me "
Awww Duffer you can trust me!! I've done it loads!! Honest | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol " At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) | |||
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"I actually do shave at the mo, I've just never been that comfortable putting a sharp implement near my bits and thought I'd try Veet to see if it gave a better finish. John 15 mins? I was thinking 3 are you trying to put me out of action for weeks
As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy
I'll be over in 10 mins with my cut throat shaver!
I find it hard trusting myself with a sharp implement never mind someone else and the words cut and throat don't sit easy with me
Awww Duffer you can trust me!! I've done it loads!! Honest "Done what? Cut mens prize possessions off | |||
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"I actually do shave at the mo, I've just never been that comfortable putting a sharp implement near my bits and thought I'd try Veet to see if it gave a better finish. John 15 mins? I was thinking 3 are you trying to put me out of action for weeks
As for putting it in my gob Mrs Pee I generally don't have hairs on my tongue unless licking a hairy pussy
I'll be over in 10 mins with my cut throat shaver!
I find it hard trusting myself with a sharp implement never mind someone else and the words cut and throat don't sit easy with me
Awww Duffer you can trust me!! I've done it loads!! Honest
Done what? Cut mens prize possessions off "Lol no! Just close shave!!  | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "Meet cancelled due to Veet?  | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao "Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "Amazon? | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol"If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Amazon?"Did you read the thread  | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best "Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Meet cancelled due to Veet? "Think I'll just shave | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Amazon?
Did you read the thread "Nah. Did someone already say? | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead "Lol...Now there's a idea.. Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol "You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady "I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Meet cancelled due to Veet?
Think I'll just shave "Yes just in case this is the night she ties your cock and balls | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
"Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Meet cancelled due to Veet?
Think I'll just shave
Yes just in case this is the night she ties your cock and balls
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer "Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer | |||
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"I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm "Oooooooh! That takes a bit of trust doesn't it. But goooood. | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer "But she can get here in 10 mins, you take 16 hours
Is this a case of good things come to those who wait | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer
But she can get here in 10 mins, you take 16 hours
Is this a case of good things come to those who wait "Don't you just know it... lol | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer
But she can get here in 10 mins, you take 16 hours
Is this a case of good things come to those who wait
Don't you just know it... lol "I don't have 16 hours | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer
But she can get here in 10 mins, you take 16 hours
Is this a case of good things come to those who wait
Don't you just know it... lol
I don't have 16 hours "Okay....give me 5 mins, I'm off the superpowers thread to get teleportation and ill see you in 10 | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Ohhhhhh Dear!!!! I'm not sure about the cut throat razer
But she can get here in 10 mins, you take 16 hours
Is this a case of good things come to those who wait
Don't you just know it... lol
I don't have 16 hours
Okay....give me 5 mins,
I'm off the superpowers thread to get teleportation and ill see you in 10
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S "Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer "Lol there was nothing kind in that offer!! | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Lol there was nothing kind in that offer!! "I'm glad I didn't accept it now | |||
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"I can see tomorrow a lady putting up a rash thread!! Lmao
Those rash threads don't go down well from what I remember lol
If she's got a 16 hour drive you can hope for the best
Maybe I'll wait and she could used her combine instead
Lol...Now there's a idea..
Why not get the lady (assuming it's a female) to do it for ya...lol
You should never assume, but it's safe to assume that it's always a lady when talking to me
I'd prefer to be well groomed and ready for action for the lady
I know but I got shaved once by a man...it was sooooo horny!!!! I just loved it...mmmmm
Maybe I should take Missy up on her kind offer
Lol there was nothing kind in that offer!!
I'm glad I didn't accept it now "Lol you know I wouldn't hurt you! Much!!
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"Nope just had a shave "I think that was the wisest option! practice with the veet another time when you don't have a meet! | |||
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I think that was the wisest option! practice with the veet another time when you don't have a meet! "Sage advice, thank fook I have that meet and won't be on fab alright listening to all the trolls about lately | |||
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I think that was the wisest option! practice with the veet another time when you don't have a meet!
Sage advice, thank fook I have that meet and won't be on fab alright listening to all the trolls about lately "Ahh I think this rain has brought some worms out of their holes! Just and | |||
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"Nope just had a shave
I think that was the wisest option! practice with the veet another time when you don't have a meet!
Sage advice, thank fook I have that meet and won't be on fab alright listening to all the trolls about lately
Ahh I think this rain has brought some worms out of their holes! Just and "Best way I find is to ignore and they crawl back under the rock they came from | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Awe iv been waiting to see how it went!
Shavings a pain in the bollocks"Ha ha you'll have to wait, I wasn't brave enough today. I hate shaving down there too. The thing we do ehh | |||
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"Nope just had a shave
Awe iv been waiting to see how it went!
Shavings a pain in the bollocks
Ha ha you'll have to wait, I wasn't brave enough today. I hate shaving down there too. The thing we do ehh "Oh you men have no idea when it comes to beautifying!!!! | |||
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"Nope just had a shave
Awe iv been waiting to see how it went!
Shavings a pain in the bollocks
Ha ha you'll have to wait, I wasn't brave enough today. I hate shaving down there too. The thing we do ehh "I know, to be fair though, freshly shaved is a wonderful feeling. It's the grow back that kills me  | |||
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Awe iv been waiting to see how it went!
Shavings a pain in the bollocks"So is veet!!! Literally lol | |||
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Awe iv been waiting to see how it went!
Shavings a pain in the bollocks
So is veet!!! Literally lol " | |||
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"Haha duffer you chicken now ill just have to try it myself but ill have the ice pack at the ready "I don't fancy having burnt bollocks to be fair | |||
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"Nope just had a shave
I think that was the wisest option! practice with the veet another time when you don't have a meet!
Sage advice, thank fook I have that meet and won't be on fab alright listening to all the trolls about lately
Ahh I think this rain has brought some worms out of their holes! Just and
Best way I find is to ignore and they crawl back under the rock they came from "Trolls? | |||
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"That is the question! I bought a tube of Veet hair removal cream and being a man who likes to do things right, I actually read the instructions before plastering it all over the crown jewels
Now it says NOT SUITABLE For use on head, face, eyes, nose, ears, around the anus, genitals and nipples or any other body parts.
So technically I can't use it where I want too but have heard of men using it before
Any advice appreciated as I do have a meet tonight and don't want to turn up with my gonads on fire "Stick to the bic's me old China ,,the only substance that you should put near the gonads is a sexy ladies saliva | |||
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"I used to use veet duffer and its grand just dont leave it to long on the balls it gets a bit warm lol That's what I'm weary of lol sure I'll give it a go what's the worst that could happen
I fell into a burning ring of fire....
Did you have a vindaloo last night
I did have Indian actually!"Not to many on fab , well done!! | |||
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"That is the question! I bought a tube of Veet hair removal cream and being a man who likes to do things right, I actually read the instructions before plastering it all over the crown jewels
Now it says NOT SUITABLE For use on head, face, eyes, nose, ears, around the anus, genitals and nipples or any other body parts.
So technically I can't use it where I want too but have heard of men using it before
Any advice appreciated as I do have a meet tonight and don't want to turn up with my gonads on fire
Stick to the bic's me old China ,,the only substance that you should put near the gonads is a sexy ladies saliva " | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol" I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now? | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now? "Draw on a naked body with it. Tell her it's body paint! I'm blaming the full moon (see other thread) for my recent evil streak!! | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Draw on a naked body with it. Tell her it's body paint! I'm blaming the full moon (see other thread) for my recent evil streak!! "You care to donate your naked body? | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Draw on a naked body with it. Tell her it's body paint! I'm blaming the full moon (see other thread) for my recent evil streak!!
You care to donate your naked body? "Ha ha ha
I'm blonde but not that stupid!! | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Draw on a naked body with it. Tell her it's body paint! I'm blaming the full moon (see other thread) for my recent evil streak!!
You care to donate your naked body?
Ha ha ha
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol "most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble | |||
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Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble "Thank you. I must look into that as I hate shaving | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Thank you. I must look into that as I hate shaving "take a couple of paracetamol an hour before first one ! But after that is never as sore... andbear with the first couple as you get past the first complete cycle of growth. . It's well worth it | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Draw on a naked body with it. Tell her it's body paint! I'm blaming the full moon (see other thread) for my recent evil streak!!
You care to donate your naked body?
Ha ha ha
I'm blonde but not that stupid!!
What if I said I'll not use the veet "There yer now......how'd the meet go? Wasn't spiderman ya met was it.... | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Thank you. I must look into that as I hate shaving
take a couple of paracetamol an hour before first one ! But after that is never as sore... andbear with the first couple as you get past the first complete cycle of growth. . It's well worth it "I get my eyebrows done and no pain at all now....I will definitely try it soon.. | |||
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"male grooming kit all the way..no chance of a reaction to removal products..get your partner to do the awkward places..." | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble "Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now? "Save it for a party. First one to pass out gets it. It works much better on eyebrows when left on all night... | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now? "Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles "Sure someone pushed them right back up in there when rimming me at the weekend | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
Sure someone pushed them right back up in there when rimming me at the weekend "You thought that was rimming? That's why you were blindfolded | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
Sure someone pushed them right back up in there when rimming me at the weekend
You thought that was rimming? That's why you were blindfolded "Well sure it done the trick whatever it was | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles "I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks "Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method? | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method? "I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes"I prefer to call them dingle berries | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes"I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I prefer to call them dingle berries "Do you fancy trying the Veet on them & reporting back Duffer? | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word "So it was your toe that you pushed them back up in there with | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done "lol.... She is very good! | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done
lol.... She is very good! "Ask her if she'll do me a freebie first session if I report back with my findings on the forum and hopefully generating her a new male clientele | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) " had to explain to my colleague why I was in stitches after reading this, he nearly drove over a hedge in laughter | |||
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"Yeah the ice cream and Brussels sprout was the best lol At least I read the instructions first, this is one review.... Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
had to explain to my colleague why I was in stitches after reading this, he nearly drove over a hedge in laughter"Search mens veet hair removal on amazon and I'm sure you'll be in a ditch before long lol | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done
lol.... She is very good!
Ask her if she'll do me a freebie first session if I report back with my findings on the forum and hopefully generating her a new male clientele "ohhh she has plenty of clients lol.... I'd never be able to get my apps then! ! | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
So it was your toe that you pushed them back up in there with "That was the first shove the rest of them were from mrs p's strap-on | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word "I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done
lol.... She is very good!
Ask her if she'll do me a freebie first session if I report back with my findings on the forum and hopefully generating her a new male clientele
ohhh she has plenty of clients lol.... I'd never be able to get my apps then! ! "Very selfish of you Mrs S | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
So it was your toe that you pushed them back up in there with
That was the first shove the rest of them were from mrs p's strap-on "Was Mrs Pee there too | |||
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"Tried it once in between waxing!..... Never again. .... burnt myself. .... turns out in allergic to it lol....Not pretty and very painful. .... and not conducive to a romantic break with Mr S
Never tried Veet but was waxed once and it felt great but finding it hard to find a salon that waxes pussies lol
most up here do it. ...I get a Hollywood. .. After a while there is very little even comes back... It's great if you like to be smooth and don't like stubble
Maybe I need the name of your waxer Mrs S and I'll get my back sack and crack done
lol.... She is very good!
Ask her if she'll do me a freebie first session if I report back with my findings on the forum and hopefully generating her a new male clientele
ohhh she has plenty of clients lol.... I'd never be able to get my apps then! !
Very selfish of you Mrs S "I know lol | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape "Sounds like fun kitster | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster "Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer "His is purple and lumpy when those little juicy berries come out | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer "Tmi think I'll have an apple instead of grapes for my afternoon snack | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer
Tmi think I'll have an apple instead of grapes for my afternoon snack "I've a pink lady here | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer
Tmi think I'll have an apple instead of grapes for my afternoon snack
I've a pink lady here "I've no idea what that even is! Lol I'm afraid to ask now | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer
His is purple and lumpy when those little juicy berries come out
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer
Tmi think I'll have an apple instead of grapes for my afternoon snack
I've a pink lady here
I've no idea what that even is! Lol I'm afraid to ask now "It's a type of apple! Oooo what else could it mean? | |||
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"No !stings the nut sack in the shower not totally hairless so got to go back with the blades anyway for a touch up. Little more off the back and sides lol
I'm glad I didn't go through with it now but what does one do with an unused tube of Veet now?
Use the little spatula to hoke out yer piles
I'm almost sure I have had this conversation with you before Duffster where I outlined the differences between veet and prep h....1 burns and the other shrinks
Didn't you tell him about the 'shovethembackup' method?
I tried to explain that elimination is better then shoving them anywhere but I get the impression he has developed a fondness for his butt grapes
I believe ypu're right Kitty and I was nore than surprised when my big toe skimmed them and he didn't utter a word
I'll leave the pile shoving toes skimming to you my dear I much prefer having their hands bound and tied into something on all four so when you spread their pert hairless cheeks my tongue makes them squirm in ecstasy but they can't escape
Sounds like fun kitster
Oh it is knowing that every time the tip of your tongue caresses the soft pinkness of their bum takes them one step closer
Tmi think I'll have an apple instead of grapes for my afternoon snack
I've a pink lady here
I've no idea what that even is! Lol I'm afraid to ask now
It's a type of apple! Oooo what else could it mean?
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"Hmm, let me quote a real review I remember reading regarding Veet "After having been told my danglies (American: “dingle-berries”) looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it’s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it’s engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering…” Ooooh that feels good “ Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect……. :- " In summary, attempt using a razor :p" omg... I'm sitting in my office. . Tears of laughter running down my face while me colleagues were going. .. Whats so funny!!! | |||
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"Hmm, let me quote a real review I remember reading regarding Veet "After having been told my danglies (American: “dingle-berries”) looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it’s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it’s engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering…” Ooooh that feels good “ Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect……. :- " In summary, attempt using a razor :p omg... I'm sitting in my office. . Tears of laughter running down my face while me colleagues were going. .. Whats so funny!!! " I'm glad I'm home alone!! | |||
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"Hmm, let me quote a real review I remember reading regarding Veet "After having been told my danglies (American: “dingle-berries”) looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it’s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it’s engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering…” Ooooh that feels good “ Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect……. :- " In summary, attempt using a razor :p" Hahaha! You just went to the top of the class with that story!! | |||
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