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"Yip i prop up the bar with my one glass of wine..... "I got two, one for each hand | |||
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"Hey you sexy fabbers..... Do Ya come here often "If this was a real club id be knocking on the door... let me in  | |||
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"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "That must have been an oversight | |||
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"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "we ran out of thread lol... Come on in. . It's your round  | |||
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"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "Course you're in, I'm doorman | |||
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"We never got our club certificate is in in the post? "Postman was too busy having fun probably | |||
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"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "watch him. .... You know what these roughty toughty doormen are like  | |||
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"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "He may have something for you too  | |||
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right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
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"Love this club a cock would be great!!! "now Mrs p.. No lowering the tone. . This is a classy not trashy establishment! ! ... | |||
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"Get a room you two
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Certainly not you if any aim is needed "low!! Low my friend. ... | |||
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
low!! Low my friend. ... "He kinda has a point though | |||
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"Love this club a cock would be great!!!
now Mrs p.. No lowering the tone. . This is a classy not trashy establishment! ! ... "Pmsl......ooh i must of forgot the tail part..... | |||
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
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He kinda has a point though "That i do | |||
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
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He kinda has a point though
That i do "the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault | |||
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"Get a room you two
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Certainly not you if any aim is needed
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
low!! Low my friend. ...
He kinda has a point though
That i do
the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault "Who's fault was it?
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
low!! Low my friend. ...
He kinda has a point though
That i do
the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault
Who's fault was it?
(Blame the shouting horn man)"I blame the buses full of fans and the cars. . And the rest if the queue behind me lol!!!  | |||
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"Get a room you two
right. . Who is on cocktail duty??
Certainly not you if any aim is needed
low!! Low my friend. ...
He kinda has a point though
That i do
the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault
Who's fault was it?
(Blame the shouting horn man)
I blame the buses full of fans and the cars. . And the rest if the queue behind me lol!!!
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"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "Come on to the dance floor join me | |||
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"am i late to the party. baby Guinnesses all round." Not at all, its just kickin off. Any chance of a pint of becks instead of Guinness? | |||
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"I should have joined this party ages ago!! "Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye | |||
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"I should have joined this party ages ago!!
Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye "Lol how kind of you | |||
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"becks it is. glad to see im not the last in. who's the red head. ding dong. " You talking about moi?? | |||
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"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though
Come on to the dance floor join me "Deal done!! I've had my fill of alcohol, time to boogie | |||
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"I should have joined this party ages ago!! "Better late then never my friend | |||
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"I should have joined this party ages ago!!
Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye
Lol how kind of you "Always a pleasure | |||
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"becks it is. glad to see im not the last in. who's the red head. ding dong. You talking about moi?? " Ta lad
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"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though
Come on to the dance floor join me
Deal done!! I've had my fill of alcohol, time to boogie "Did someone say boogie Hope its like boogie nights | |||
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and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you "Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight "What you been up to? | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to? "Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains "The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains
The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious "Maybe they want rid of me too | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything? "It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars "Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it? | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars "I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!! | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains
The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious
Maybe they want rid of me too "Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore  | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it? "I don't do shots, whiskey chaser??? | |||
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"*knocks unassumingly on the door* Let me in? (no, we will never ever let you in...)" C'mon in sure, get a round in | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!! "Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it? "Definitely Sterling's | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains
The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious
Maybe they want rid of me too
Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore "Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain | |||
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"*knocks unassumingly on the door* Let me in? (no, we will never ever let you in...)" Welcome to the party | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse "Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing.... | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains
The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious
Maybe they want rid of me too
Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore
Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain "It was definitely considered | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing.... "Ha is he in bed by 9 as well | |||
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"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa
Miss you
Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight
What you been up to?
Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains
The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious
Maybe they want rid of me too
Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore
Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain
It was definitely considered "I'm trying to think of something that's in Donaghmore........ nope sorry recalling nothing | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well "Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... | |||
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"who's the dj. music is alright." Me.....do not let a certain bestie near it!! | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... "Do you have one in mind | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me......
Do you have one in mind "yes he's called Mr licky Mrs s knows him..... | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... "lol some things never change | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me......
Do you have one in mind
yes he's called Mr licky Mrs s knows him....."Go get him missus, I'm sure he won't run scared | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too "Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!! | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change "Hardy ill keep you a space..... | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!! "Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change
Hardy ill keep you a space..... "lol sure your just the best | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition "Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own...... | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change
Hardy ill keep you a space..... lol sure your just the best "I know...... | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!
Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse
Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....
Ha is he in bed by 9 as well
Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change
Hardy ill keep you a space..... lol sure your just the best
I know...... "lol I know you know | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own...... "Well move over then cause she rocks my world  | |||
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Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us "Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world "Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee....... | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us "lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us
Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well "ahhh chameleon! ! That's you | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world
Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee......."It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*" What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us
Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well
ahhh chameleon! ! That's you "Mrs S I have the eye of one too, I can see everything | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched " *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world
Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......
It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy "Oooooooh........ | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y "so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ? | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?" Very kind of you
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?" I think you forgot my hendricks.... | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world
Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......
It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy
Oooooooh........"What's wrong? jealous | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ? "Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? Very kind of you
Yummy!!"*chink* *chink* *looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow* so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this? | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! " It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world
Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......
It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy "no probs | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? Very kind of you
Yummy!!
*chink* *chink*
*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*
so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?"Hiding from the big bad wolf | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! "aawww...duff! Be nice. .. You can share hardys knee with us. ...annie mc will break your heart! ! .. We'll just do your toes lol | |||
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"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too
Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!
Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition
Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......
Well move over then cause she rocks my world
Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......
It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy no probs " go for your life pal | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? Very kind of you
Yummy!!
*chink* *chink*
*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*
so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?
Hiding from the big bad wolf "*smiles with a corner of his lips as he sips the drink, keeping the eye contact* I'd be more worried about other beasts present tonight | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!
It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya "I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!! | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?
Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!
aawww...duff! Be nice. .. You can share hardys knee with us. ...annie mc will break your heart! ! .. We'll just do your toes lol "Do you think I'm stupid, I know you both don't like toes | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser??? "Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? Very kind of you
Yummy!!
*chink* *chink*
*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*
so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?
Hiding from the big bad wolf
*smiles with a corner of his lips as he sips the drink, keeping the eye contact*
I'd be more worried about other beasts present tonight "ooohhh..... miss lolli... This boy is smooooth... | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!
It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!! "Shall I remove them to cure the addiction | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser "A nice xo it's is so | |||
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"ooohhh..... miss lolli... This boy is smooooth... "*glances over amused* "boy"? I like that | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!
It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction "
Cold turkey!!! | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser "*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady* slante! | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks.... "Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!
It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!! "If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!"still waiting! !
*..tosses hair. . Looks round to see who will help a poor drinkless damsel*
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!"
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks.... "I apologize madame... *clicks his fingers at the bartender, who does his bidding* I hope you enjoy it, as much as I enjoy your arresting presence. | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help "I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics..... | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics..... "Check my profile  | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics..... "errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember "I fear Mrs Pee could be hysterical soon | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember "Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin...... | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin...... "How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin | |||
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"Any more drama. .I will have to unleash .....the doorman! !! Kitty can you make my cucumber curl nicely. .... It's all floppy "Is the drink I provided not to your liking? | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou "you are welcome... how is he drink? | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin "Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out.... | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish "how is the cucumber? | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin
Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out.... "Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish
how is the cucumber?"Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. .. | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?"Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish
how is the cucumber?
Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. .. "lets see if we can do some kind of magic... *clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar* there, see if you like this? | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin
Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....
Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work "After that shite.....yip!! | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat " Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness... | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat "I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness..."Most definitely....love the warm feeling it gives me and the effect it has on my moods | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin
Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....
Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work
After that shite.....yip!! "Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish
how is the cucumber?
Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..
lets see if we can do some kind of magic...
*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*
there, see if you like this?"ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent "You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin
Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....
Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work
After that shite.....yip!!
Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way "Im in a huff!! | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness...
Most definitely....love the warm feeling it gives me and the effect it has on my moods "*takes your measurements with a single glance while sipping his drink* If there is anything else I could do for you to enhance your mood? | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish
how is the cucumber?
Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..
lets see if we can do some kind of magic...
*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*
there, see if you like this?
ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you "you are most welcome!
Anything more I can do for you, in addition to the novelty cucumber? | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol "No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now | |||
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"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y
so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?
Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya
I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!
Shall I remove them to cure the addiction
Cold turkey!!!
If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help
I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....
errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember
Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......
How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin
Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....
Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work
After that shite.....yip!!
Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way
Im in a huff!! "Why are ya huffing sure ya didn't want me in dublin | |||
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"Aww come sit on hardys knee with me Mrs p.... hugs all round "Hardy said he only wants Mr Panther to sit on his knee .............Mr Panther | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now "Variety is the spice of life... | |||
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"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone....... "Come for a dance then.....lol | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life... "Totally come back to me when your not busy with him | |||
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"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone....... "Oiii Pete turn it down | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him "Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol | |||
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"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone.......
Come for a dance then.....lol "Sure will....we need dancing queen longbow..... | |||
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"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone.......
Come for a dance then.....lol
Sure will....we need dancing queen longbow..... "Wouldn't be the same without him | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol"Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm his 2nd choice lol sure why not " | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not "Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention "Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol "Might need another brandy to help me decide | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol
Might need another brandy to help me decide "Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol
Might need another brandy to help me decide
Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine "Is it working or do I have to change tactics........ | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol
Might need another brandy to help me decide
Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine
Is it working or do I have to change tactics........ "Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol
Might need another brandy to help me decide
Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine
Is it working or do I have to change tactics........
Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink "A girl always wants more | |||
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"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates* What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched *smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..." can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top? I think you forgot my hendricks....
Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish
how is the cucumber?
Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..
lets see if we can do some kind of magic...
*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*
there, see if you like this?
ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you
you are most welcome!
Anything more I can do for you, in addition to the novelty cucumber?"maybe a little crushed Black pepper? ? World be nice Mr smooth | |||
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"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?
It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars
Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?
I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???
Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser
*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*
slante!
Mmmmmmm.....thankyou
you are welcome... how is he drink?
Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat
I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent
You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol
No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now
Variety is the spice of life...
Totally come back to me when your not busy with him
Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol
Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not
Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention
Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol
Might need another brandy to help me decide
Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine
Is it working or do I have to change tactics........
Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink
A girl always wants more "No more drinks then or I won't able for more | |||
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