FabSwingers.com forum: Which animal in the animal kingdom do you think you most resemble ???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me ....... I think it would be a koala bear........small n cuddly , running around chasing his taill !!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a panther obviously.....slick....strong.....fast....sexy....fearless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

well i would go with giraffe and a honey badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat....always pussy on my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tapir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!"

Now that's just odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!"

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

Lol ok ok, I'm a crotch sniffer and proud of it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

Lol ok ok, I'm a crotch sniffer and proud of it!!!"

Hahaha admitting it is the first step lolli!

Just mind you don't get your eye poked out while sniffing lotta's

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Half cat,half dog

a pussy hound

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

I loooove psycho cat. .. We are on the same wave length lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

Lol ok ok, I'm a crotch sniffer and proud of it!!!

Hahaha admitting it is the first step lolli!

Just mind you don't get your eye poked out while sniffing lotta's

Ha ha ha

I shall try!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

Forgot to mention humping legs aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

Lol ok ok, I'm a crotch sniffer and proud of it!!!"

AH HA Lolli the crotch sniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I resemble the Bonobo monkey, the closest animal to the human race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be hung like a donkey but i'm mostly an ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

Forgot to mention humping legs aswell

Oh I defo do that.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

Forgot to mention humping legs aswell

Oh I defo do that.

Lol. and go for walks along the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

I loooove psycho cat. .. We are on the same wave length lol....."

Lol soooooo funny!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

I wannabe a unicorn now! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog.....loyal and affectionate and mans best friend. I don't sniff crotch's though.....usually.

lol according to my status last wk that is my new fetish!

Haha and that's why we're pals lolli, a mutual love for crotch sniffing

Lol ok ok, I'm a crotch sniffer and proud of it!!!

Hahaha admitting it is the first step lolli!

Just mind you don't get your eye poked out while sniffing lotta's

Ha ha ha

I shall try!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

I wannabe a unicorn now! !!

Too common........ Lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

I wannabe a unicorn now! !!

Too common........ Lol"

aawwww we are very rare you know. .... and apparently skinny. .. Go me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pterodactyl....

Well since I could choose anything, why not be a flying dinosaur!!?

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

Id be a sloth..

Why?? Cos their sooo cute (I am too)

And so relaxed.. they just hang around doing nothing..

I'm so chilled my fav sex position is asleep! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anteater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the animals in the Animal Kingdom, I probably most resemble a human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cockasaurus Rex!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tapir

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Explain further !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tapir

Explain further !!!!!!!"

People in the know....know dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liger "

A cross between a lion and tiger, that is unable to reproduce?

How mamy ladies just breathed a sigh of relief? Show of hands please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

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And scratch their eyes out if they Dont do what they're told !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liger

A cross between a lion and tiger, that is unable to reproduce?

How mamy ladies just breathed a sigh of relief? Show of hands please"

Trying to be smart there are you not all ligers are infertility but we leave you to it you obviously should have been an ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tapir

Explain further !!!!!!!

People in the know....know dude

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lol I 'm sure all ur fans would love to know !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/09/14 17:41:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tapir

Explain further !!!!!!!

People in the know....know dude

lol I 'm sure all ur fans would love to know !!!"

Google is their friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chortle

Me, smart? Occasionally, not that I'd blow my own trumpet.

No ligers are not infertility, I think infertility is yet to be personified in an animal but yes ligers are infertile just as jeeps and mules are.

Also on a minor note.....ass? Mondo major comeback choo choo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/09/14 17:41:41]"

You were quick to remove it must have found out the liliger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ve been called a Cougar before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve been called a Cougar before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/09/14 17:41:41]

You were quick to remove it must have found out the liliger lol"

See above, I made a spelling error. I stand corrected.so one ligress bred with a lion. Now show me the results of two ligers breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

you bringing blackie next week miss kinky!! Good for beating people round the head with..especially if they are being cocky!! Lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" I'm a slinky siamese cat. ..a little vocal. .. Long legged... likes to be spoilt. .. and a little sassy

And scratch their eyes out if they Dont do what they're told !!!!!!!"

no eyes have ever been harmed by me. .. I'm a friendly soul! !

........ Anyway I now want to be a unicorn don't ya know lol. .. I'm polishing my horn as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

Ummmm hmmmm I mean, said cat's owner is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

you bringing blackie next week miss kinky!! Good for beating people round the head with..especially if they are being cocky!! Lol"

Oi stop stirring

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

you bringing blackie next week miss kinky!! Good for beating people round the head with..especially if they are being cocky!! Lol

Oi stop stirring

moi!!????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion the king off the beast lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat, my current cat even shares some of my attributes as some can testify here

Haha my chair near tipped over laughing my ass off!!!!

That's cos you know it a true

Temperamental.....

With emphasis on the last part!!

Said cat has never been temperamental with me.....Can't say same for her owner

Are you sure you want to go with that quote?

you bringing blackie next week miss kinky!! Good for beating people round the head with..especially if they are being cocky!! Lol

Oi stop stirring

moi!!????

Yup you've bin a bad girl

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

is that where he's wheelie bin? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A geep.....little bit weird, strange looking and unique in their own wee way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

is that where he's wheelie bin? ?

I bin around, though its bin a hard days night

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

It was feckin cruel and you didn't even scold her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

It was feckin cruel and you didn't even scold her

Did she not in fact encourage it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

It was feckin cruel and you didn't even scold her

Did she not in fact encourage it?

Actually she may have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i know why Mrs s wanted me to sit in the front!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now i know why Mrs s wanted me to sit in the front!!

She didn't trust you to be behind her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now i know why Mrs s wanted me to sit in the front!!

She didn't trust you to be behind her "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a dodo? Rare and incapable of doing what it's species are supposed to do

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

It was feckin cruel and you didn't even scold her

Did she not in fact encourage it?

Actually she may have

I'm sure i didn't...I may have laughed. .Long and hard. ... That may have been perceived as encouragement. .. But it wasn't. . Honest

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over a year ago

"I'm never a bad girl. .... But I may have bin naughty at times lol

What you bin doing

Hes bin hiding in the ferns

Is it time to open my dossier on you?????

You already have, remember my friend blackie

You think that's all I got?

Probably not but then there's always the ball slapping too

That's so last year

I seem to remember it very recently. .... Back of my car... All the way home from Dublin lol...

You know it twas cruel to pick on a man who had a hangover

It was feckin cruel and you didn't even scold her

Did she not in fact encourage it?

Actually she may have

I'm sure i didn't...I may have laughed. .Long and hard. ... That may have been perceived as encouragement. .. But it wasn't. . Honest

Thanks for clarifying, always knew ranchers weren't all bad

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