FabSwingers.com forum: Preferred attributes of a single, male , Irish Swinger !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Aged between 30 - 45.

2. Should be at least 5' 7" tall.

3. should have rugged good looks ( movie star quality !! )

4.Cock should be at least 6" long .....when flaccid .

5.Needs the fingers of Rachmaninoff .

6.The ability to pound at least 6 girls in quick succession.

7. GSOH .

8. Should always offer to pay for the hotel, lunch , dinner and tea and any travel costs she incurred ( 50 c per km. )

9. The ability to keep ur eyes closed and fantasize cos not every girl on here is your perfect bed partner.

10. A tongue capable of wallpapering the O2 with.

Now then , well , 7/10 ain't bad !!!!

Anybody got any more that should be added to the above list ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the ability to read is a major attribute in our opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not being a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should not be bitter...or misogynistic towards women because of previous failures.

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

single , straight , no facial hair and can accom , oh and has ten obligatory ten cock pics with sky remote and such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should not be bitter...or misogynistic towards women because of previous failures."

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i think the most important ones esp for the majority of single women is that you are sane and that your not married/attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys need to be respectful, not pushy, able to chat about more than what way they want to fuck you and realise that its a person their talking to not just something to sink their cock into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. A tongue capable of wallpapering the O2 with.

Or the Tree Arena as it's now called

It'll still be the point to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think the most important ones esp for the majority of single women is that you are sane and that your not married/attached "
.... Feck it......that's me out the window then......wedding ring n all !!! But I do claim to be sane !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think the most important ones esp for the majority of single women is that you are sane and that your not married/attached "

Haha yes sane that does help!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sane is a good way to start

and discretion is a good way to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

I cant squirt.....it has been tried by the best!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

Very true. Pluses and minuses... What's this 'trying'??...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

I cant squirt.....it has been tried by the best!!

Invest in a g spot vibe if that doesn't work then nothing will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

I cant squirt.....it has been tried by the best!!

Invest in a g spot vibe if that doesn't work then nothing will

Im doomed lol....yes its my mission to soak the house!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

I cant squirt.....it has been tried by the best!!

Invest in a g spot vibe if that doesn't work then nothing will

Im doomed lol....yes its my mission to soak the house!!

Sure then the bed will just float away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should have been

not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

Ah sure that might help with their "trying to get a girl to squirt" technique

I cant squirt.....it has been tried by the best!!

Invest in a g spot vibe if that doesn't work then nothing will

Im doomed lol....yes its my mission to soak the house!!

Sure then the bed will just float away

Lmao...wouldnt take much its broke anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you don't thieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion........ Don't want someone not gettn there way and outing ya facebook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discretion........ Don't want someone not gettn there way and outing ya facebook!

happens all too often on here u can tell ya

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Discretion........ Don't want someone not gettn there way and outing ya facebook!

happens all too often on here u can tell ya"

it sure does it happened to a some people i know including myself once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah feck is sanity really that important? I guess its time i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah feck is sanity really that important? I guess its time i go

Dont you dare!!we can be mad together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah feck is sanity really that important? I guess its time i go

Dont you dare!!we can be mad together!!

We're as loopy as the nemesis roller coaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discretion........ Don't want someone not gettn there way and outing ya facebook!

happens all too often on here u can tell ya

it sure does it happened to a some people i know including myself once

its a disgrace.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Be my worse nightmare. If happened to me i would die.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Can we move the 5'7 up to 6' some of us are taller than the average bear lol

glamazonians rule lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we move the 5'7 up to 6' some of us are taller than the average bear lol

glamazonians rule lol

Love being tall.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have strong wrists to cope during the long weeks between parties or meets

plenty of wristy hurlers that have that skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And not being a dick."

Also Being very well balanced helps, and that doesn't mean having a chip on each shoulder (

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

Attributes: Watching cartoons and playing with me Xbox!!

Anyone??

Ahh come on!! That's sexy lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"And not being a dick.

Also Being very well balanced helps, and that doesn't mean having a chip on each shoulder (

pmsl... like that one! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we move the 5'7 up to 6' some of us are taller than the average bear lol

glamazonians rule lol

Love being tall.....

"
What ye talking about ?? Lol......you're both well qualified in the "height" stakes !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can run a sub 4 minute mile..

"1. Aged between 30 - 45.

2. Should be at least 5' 7" tall.

3. should have rugged good looks ( movie star quality !! )

4.Cock should be at least 6" long .....when flaccid .

5.Needs the fingers of Rachmaninoff .

6.The ability to pound at least 6 girls in quick succession.

7. GSOH .

8. Should always offer to pay for the hotel, lunch , dinner and tea and any travel costs she incurred ( 50 c per km. )

9. The ability to keep ur eyes closed and fantasize cos not every girl on here is your perfect bed partner.

10. A tongue capable of wallpapering the O2 with.

Now then , well , 7/10 ain't bad !!!!

Anybody got any more that should be added to the above list ?? Lol"

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"And not being a dick."

While having a nice one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And not being a dick.

While having a nice one."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we move the 5'7 up to 6' some of us are taller than the average bear lol

glamazonians rule lol

Love being tall.....

What ye talking about ?? Lol......you're both well qualified in the "height" stakes !!!"

Lol....what do you mean?...We are both tall that's what i meant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must have land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys need to be respectful, not pushy, able to chat about more than what way they want to fuck you and realise that its a person their talking to not just something to sink their cock into."

Absolutely agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing "
Come on girls......this guys good for a coffee surely !!!!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

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"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing "

well Im proof that ur statement is wrong I get along fine being the ugly lump I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing

well Im proof that ur statement is wrong I get along fine being the ugly lump I am"

You are far from ugly laid......

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

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"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing

well Im proof that ur statement is wrong I get along fine being the ugly lump I am

You are far from ugly laid......

ty xx but I was just disagreeing with that bloke saying you have to be good looking to get anywhere on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing

well Im proof that ur statement is wrong I get along fine being the ugly lump I am

You are far from ugly laid......

ty xx but I was just disagreeing with that bloke saying you have to be good looking to get anywhere on the site"

I know.....

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"idk unless u look amazing u dont get anywhere im always polite and i get nothing

well Im proof that ur statement is wrong I get along fine being the ugly lump I am

You are far from ugly laid......

ty xx but I was just disagreeing with that bloke saying you have to be good looking to get anywhere on the site

I know.....

Tis true

I'm getting along nicely and I'm far from a model lol

And I'm short!

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

"Guys need to be respectful, not pushy, able to chat about more than what way they want to fuck you and realise that its a person their talking to not just something to sink their cock into."

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