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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was recently asked to do a small job in a ladies house in Co wicklow she greeted me at the door in a dressing gown as it was quite early I was working away when I noticed she was acting funny positioning herself around the room in different positions with more and more leg showing while she spoke to me and of course I couldnt stop myself from trying to sneak a peek and sure enough the conversation became more racey and she was playing with the edge of the gown showing slightly more with each movement so I turned fully around so that she could see my cock which was as hard as trigonometry at this stage outlined in my snickers pants her hand went a small bit under her gown and she was smiling quite provocatively I said fuck it and signalled her over with a nod, she wasted no time in coming over and as I was kneeling she just opened the gown and pushed her perfectly shaven pussy right to my tongue and what followed was absolutely deadly!!!! Iv been like a Cheshire cat ever since Now my question is this,has anyone else had an experience similar to this and secondly why does it not happen more often?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough men wears Snickers pants....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO dude.... NO!

Is this real or is it an excerpt from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough men wears Snickers pants....

"
here here

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By *alwayboyMan
over a year ago

Galway

Did you wake up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All joking aside. . can you read the rest of the story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NO dude.... NO!

Is this real or is it an excerpt from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book? "

100% real I didn't know wat had Hit me ha I'm expecting it everywhere now tho lol

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Snicker pants are very over rated! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snicker pants are very over rated! Lol"

Awwk no I love them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as hard as trigonometry

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"Snicker pants are very over rated! Lol

Awwk no I love them... "

ah try sticking your hands in the pockets after a weeks work lol....ya never know what you'd find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snicker pants are very over rated! Lol

Awwk no I love them...

ah try sticking your hands in the pockets after a weeks work lol....ya never know what you'd find!"

Pmsl never thought of that...

I much prefer pulling down the zip and seeing what comes out to play ....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"as hard as trigonometry

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I laughed at that too but I always found trigonometry easy....well it looks like his that too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as hard as trigonometry

I laughed at that too but I always found trigonometry easy....well it looks like his that too.. "

It was a good analogy though never had much difficulty with trig either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough men wears Snickers pants....

"

i agree...i love them.but a man in a suit mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as hard as trigonometry

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my favourite line too!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought u are a doctor and not tradesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t "
you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj "

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur ..............

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t "

Twenty year old snickers aren't attractive. Buy a new pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. "
oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts "

Yes its here in my tool box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t

Twenty year old snickers aren't attractive. Buy a new pair "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t

Twenty year old snickers aren't attractive. Buy a new pair "

Smart arse they are always fresh at the start of the day anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool box"
oh and what a big tool box it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as hard as trigonometry

my favourite line too!! "

Great minds

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is "

Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is

Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts "
I'm still looking

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Did this really happen. ????

If so wow !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, congrats!!!

Not my place to doubt if this is true. Few interesting things happened to me in life as well that people openly doubted in (jealousy maybe).

Great experience bro. Hope you had an amazing time and as you guys say in Ireland... many happy returns...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is

Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking "

U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South


"Not enough men wears Snickers pants....

i agree...i love them.but a man in a suit mmmmmmmm"
what a memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ffs...!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffffttttttt!!!!

Snickers are way overrated and over priced. Too many pockets, can't find anything quickly, just pockets full of dust and debris.

They do make epic socks, I'll give them that. Little fluffy clouds to wrap your feet in

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South


"oh ffs...!!!!! "
I agree, FFS LMFAO

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is

Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking

U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u "

I just happened to be walking by... and I can see you both need some assistance. . But I forgot all my clothes

shall I help you with the big tool

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj

Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts

Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is

Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking

U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u

I just happened to be walking by... and I can see you both need some assistance. . But I forgot all my clothes

shall I help you with the big tool "

Thank god maybe u can pull out the spanner stick ur hand in the tool box there

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