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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And says what ya driving, I say............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nine iron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shopping trolley!!

So that was rite thong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Showing yer class ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me cock in ur ass if ya play ur cards right...... My dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me horse's outside

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

People round the bend?

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'm at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully, you home!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People round the bend?"

I'm I doing a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And says what ya driving, I say............"

We be counting stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR"

Ha ha ha I read all of that!!

should be in the cheery thread with the leather chaps cowboy! He's lost his horse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And says what ya driving, I say............

We be counting stars

Ha ha no that a whole new rave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And says what ya driving, I say............

We be counting stars

Ha ha no that a whole new rave lol

Or maybe you don't want to go home right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???"

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR"

Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"

"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver"

Do what ya driving??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??

Anytime Duffer...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??

Anytime Duffer...lol

6 hour drive, done test drive

can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??

Anytime Duffer...lol

6 hour drive, done test drive

can't wait

I'd say more like 16 hour drive...

It won't go over 60K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...

Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??

Anytime Duffer...lol

6 hour drive, done test drive

can't wait

I'd say more like 16 hour drive...

It won't go over 60K

Ha ha well I wouldn't expect you to drive here and go home without some duffer time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And says what ya driving, I say............"
nothing love, I don't drive,I'm just the carpark attended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR

Ha ha ha I read all of that!!

should be in the cheery thread with the leather chaps cowboy! He's lost his horse! "

Yup I nicked said horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR

Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"

"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol"

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR

Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"

"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!

Now I'm speechless!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw what did you say?.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw what did you say?........."

Have you still not got it lol

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over a year ago

"'m at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of .

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR

Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"

"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!

Now I'm speechless!!!

That's feckin shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets

Feck

I didn't think you liked them that much

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

bugatti

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bugatti"

Well done that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw what did you say?.........

Have you still not got it lol"

But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets

Feck

I didn't think you liked them that much

They're up there in my priorities bud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw what did you say?.........

Have you still not got it lol

But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!

Aston martins don't really fit the song either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets

Feck

I didn't think you liked them that much

They're up there in my priorities bud

I'll be careful what I say in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw what did you say?.........

Have you still not got it lol

But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!

Aston martins don't really fit the song either

I'll make up a new tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw what did you say?.........

Have you still not got it lol

But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!

Aston martins don't really fit the song either

I'll make up a new tune

I look forward to hearing it

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over a year ago

"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???

Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver

Do what ya driving??

Sporty polo with sound blasting system

Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol

could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait

Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver

Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets

Feck

I didn't think you liked them that much

They're up there in my priorities bud

I'll be careful what I say in future

Danke

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over a year ago

A stolen car

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