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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pick a line for someone else's status update thread? You have to keep it for three days if your in say Yes on this thread can't be offensive but can be as rude or as funny as you want.......Lets get the Banter going to a new level say yes.............Warning not for the faint hearted or wimps..............Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are still a few from the previous thread that need to put theirs up

Belfast D

Flirty guy

Boredinbelfas

Just to keep it all up to date lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Please note Mrs pink we are still waiting for mr bored in Belfast to post his status !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please note Mrs pink we are still waiting for mr bored in Belfast to post his status ! "
Please note its Mr P mrs P is lying naked on bed tired out from sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick shots from my belly button and I will tickle your chin with throbbing manhood. But please shave as I don't like stubble rash!

Just in case bored has forgot that was his status update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please note Mrs pink we are still waiting for mr bored in Belfast to post his status ! Please note its Mr P mrs P is lying naked on bed tired out from sex"

With who??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Josh 2.0 needs an update done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are still a few from the previous thread that need to put theirs up

Belfast D

Flirty guy

Boredinbelfas

Just to keep it all up to date lol "

Seems you ladies have made them shy

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh and Josh 2.0 needs an update done"

ok im here but totaly learning lo

feel my face going red like mr kippling lol

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North


"Oh and Josh 2.0 needs an update done"

Will be done now

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

so why is mr and mrs P lying naked all alone

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

Update complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update complete "

Erm no the point is for some one else to do your status lol. I will do one for you copy and paste this

Young buck needs a good steering though be gentle as I bruise easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so why is mr and mrs P lying naked all alone "

Probably cos they just had hot sex lucky feckers

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

Haha ??

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Pmsl.......influx of pics I'm getting is unbelievable but I think the men need to find a toothpick and just check the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for u toxic. ....

My name becomes clearer when my panties come off....

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"One for u toxic. ....

My name becomes clearer when my panties come off...."

I have one on at the moment and has to stay for 3 days......lol

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Ok I fell asleep last night but it's up now

I'll get all the randy buggers messaging me now, wait for it, my inbox will be overflowing

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey fell asleep ourselves lol.....spanks miss knots for keeping it all in check xx......i know terrible naked me in bed all alone whilst mr p on computer lol.....!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh you's are all good sports lol....has made me laugh so much reading every ones status....the non forum users will think we have went mad haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in "
yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try"

Mr p wrote that btw lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. .... "
are you in then .......Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. .... are you in then .......Mr P"

Emmmmm I chickened out last night at the start lol.......

I'm crap at writing status'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try

Mr p wrote that btw lol..."

Been done before, can you try again please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try

Mr p wrote that btw lol...

Been done before, can you try again please?"

How about "anyone want a 5 knuckle shuffle from the master?"

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

My status is up got some weird mails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. .... are you in then .......Mr P

Emmmmm I chickened out last night at the start lol.......

I'm crap at writing status' "
your status update to say .......I like my men drab and boring with no sense of humour...Please reply with a pic of your grumpty faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Missy can you think of one for shercock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missy can you think of one for shercock"

Hmmmmm maybe??

"Mr Shercock loves to play bad cop! Who wants to come test out his big truncheon?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missy can you think of one for shercock

Hmmmmm maybe??

"Mr Shercock loves to play bad cop! Who wants to come test out his big truncheon?" "

Hahaha good one. I will put it up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My status is up got some weird mails "

Lol...id say quite a few have.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My status is up got some weird mails

Lol...id say quite a few have..... "

I've blocked 3 guys!! For unrepeatable offers with live chickens!!!

Max I hate you!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please note Mrs pink we are still waiting for mr boring in Belfast to post his status ! "
its never going to happen...Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My status is up got some weird mails

Lol...id say quite a few have.....

I've blocked 3 guys!! For unrepeatable offers with live chickens!!!

Max I hate you!!! Lol "

Lmao.....so funny...we got away lightly with our staus.....pink....

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"My status is up got some weird mails

Lol...id say quite a few have.....

I've blocked 3 guys!! For unrepeatable offers with live chickens!!!

Max I hate you!!! Lol "

How dare they!

Everyone knows they should be dead chickens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. .... are you in then .......Mr P

Emmmmm I chickened out last night at the start lol.......

I'm crap at writing status' your status update to say .......I like my men drab and boring with no sense of humour...Please reply with a pic of your grumpty faces"

Posted don't think it will get much interest pmsl

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm not even going to tell you what messages I have been getting! !!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I've put everyone on my hot list. . It's so funny seeing them altogether..pmsl

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I've put everyone on my hot list. . It's so funny seeing them altogether..pmsl "

Have I made someone's hotlist?!?

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

This is fantastic! !

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

Seems like a great group here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having such a good laugh reading this thread pmsl

Thanks guys. .... are you in then .......Mr P

Emmmmm I chickened out last night at the start lol.......

I'm crap at writing status' your status update to say .......I like my men drab and boring with no sense of humour...Please reply with a pic of your grumpty faces

Posted don't think it will get much interest pmsl "

Haha.....good for you!! People really will wonder about us lot!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not even going to tell you what messages I have been getting! !! "

I can guess.....lol.. ..lol...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !"

You in sexy lady??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try

Mr p wrote that btw lol...

Been done before, can you try again please?

How about "anyone want a 5 knuckle shuffle from the master?" "

Sorted!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm now up to 132 messages offering me some very strange things. .. Mr P you are in soooooo much trouble! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in yours should be.... I need a good fisting who wants to try

Mr p wrote that btw lol...

Been done before, can you try again please?

How about "anyone want a 5 knuckle shuffle from the master?"

Sorted! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now up to 132 messages offering me some very strange things. .. Mr P you are in soooooo much trouble! ! "

I'm blaming you totally!!! And will most definitely be collecting my compensation!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm now up to 132 messages offering me some very strange things. .. Mr P you are in soooooo much trouble! ! "

Think myself pink may have most of the blame there....mrs s....love youuuuuuu.....

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm now up to 132 messages offering me some very strange things. .. Mr P you are in soooooo much trouble! !

Think myself pink may have most of the blame there....mrs s....love youuuuuuu..... "

mmmm...a lot of people want to love my ass!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm now up to 132 messages offering me some very strange things. .. Mr P you are in soooooo much trouble! !

Think myself pink may have most of the blame there....mrs s....love youuuuuuu.....

mmmm...a lot of people want to love my ass!! "

It is a lovely round biteable booty.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can say is thank God I have single males blocked otherwise God knows what kind of offers I would be be getting. However a lot more couples and tv's are showing up on my who's looked at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is thank God I have single males blocked otherwise God knows what kind of offers I would be be getting. However a lot more couples and tv's are showing up on my who's looked at me "

At least your status is fairly tame!!

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady?? "

Ok, but im scared lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol"

Lol you should be!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Pmsl.....My collection of cock pic's is coming along nicely.......being the nice person I am would love to share some of them but they are all mine...... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is thank God I have single males blocked otherwise God knows what kind of offers I would be be getting. However a lot more couples and tv's are showing up on my who's looked at me

At least your status is fairly tame!! "

I think I could've been more creative with Ms kinkys status. Next time

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

I just got told my status wont do me any favors ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got told my status wont do me any favors ?? "

Who cares its meant to be a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is thank God I have single males blocked otherwise God knows what kind of offers I would be be getting. However a lot more couples and tv's are showing up on my who's looked at me

At least your status is fairly tame!!

I think I could've been more creative with Ms kinkys status. Next time "

Hey I went easy on you too

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North


"I just got told my status wont do me any favors ??

Who cares its meant to be a bit of fun "

Haha I know its great fun reading all the statuses ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very creative people in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh oh oh i want a status!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh oh oh i want a status!"

How about

Who knew hair pulling could be so fun, future requirement for all meets is that they have full head of hair, not fussy where it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh oh oh i want a status!

How about

Who knew hair pulling could be so fun, future requirement for all meets is that they have full head of hair, not fussy where it is"

Love it!! Katie you pick one for subgirl......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh oh oh i want a status!

How about

Who knew hair pulling could be so fun, future requirement for all meets is that they have full head of hair, not fussy where it is

Love it!! Katie you pick one for subgirl...... "

Also need one for all4u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pleeeeezz let me do All4's status!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh pleeeeezz let me do All4's status!!!!"

All yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol"

I will hold your hand......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh pleeeeezz let me do All4's status!!!!

All yours "

Revenge will be sweet ty mwahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nervous as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nervous as hell"

You should be!!!! Lol

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol

I will hold your hand...... "

Thanks xx

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

Katie is plotting right now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nervous as hell"

Oh you should be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes"

You'll so regret saying yes!!!!

"Second hand flesh light wanted, I love sloppy seconds mmmmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least its jointly done that can be good or bad.......but alas it was done by goreous ladies so I will take it ;P

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east


"yes

You'll so regret saying yes!!!!

"Second hand flesh light wanted, I love sloppy seconds mmmmmmmm"

"

Thats a great one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol"

ok,

mmmmmm just found a liking for feet the dirtier the better, come on guys, who wants their toes licked.... message me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poem one for Laura!.

Lush lips, beautiful breasts, and down by my hips, I'll let you guess!!!! Find me on cam to see!

That will get the mail box full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol

ok,

mmmmmm just found a liking for feet the dirtier the better, come on guys, who wants their toes licked.... message me xxx

"

I think I read something similar on Duffers status last week!

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

oh god!!! ok ill do it now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fantastic! !

You in sexy lady??

Ok, but im scared lol

ok,

mmmmmm just found a liking for feet the dirtier the better, come on guys, who wants their toes licked.... message me xxx

I think I read something similar on Duffers status last week! "

only duffer....

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

DONE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gets to pick who? I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nervous as hell

Oh you should be....."

I love that I taught you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might regret this but think I need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who gets to pick who? I'm confused!"

Think it's a bit of a Free for all this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok is it to late to join I have been away all day sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might regret this but think I need one"

How bout this one

Regrets I've had a few, latest one involved a strap on and stockings, just don't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok is it to late to join I have been away all day sorry "

Not at all

Needs my Duracell charged up, the last one got expanded in a fast way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok...im in...someone hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok...im in...someone hit me up "

please dont involve my used undies this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok...im in...someone hit me up

please dont involve my used undies this time "

Maybe fast lad can do yours as I have already done quite a few

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

the emails have started.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok...im in...someone hit me up

please dont involve my used undies this time

Maybe fast lad can do yours as I have already done quite a few "

go on then fast lad....hit me with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the emails have started....."

I've found turning mail filters on helps with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sexy wee bitch

Looking for a couple of guys to come round and enjoy a cucumber sandwich with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on i mite aswell give it ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok...im in...someone hit me up "

a sexy hot chilly wrap looking for some sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds fun. I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For sexy wee bitch

Looking for a couple of guys to come round and enjoy a cucumber sandwich with me "

done

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Pmsl

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh someone do us please( a new status that is)lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swb you want to do a status for bnw and sid

Goldie and biggles you want to do one for each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swb you want to do a status for bnw and sid

Goldie and biggles you want to do one for each other"

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh someone do us please( a new status that is)lol"

i love my pink panties who wants too wear them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another please I'm feeling brave lol my last one got me 2 funny messages lol ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok is it to late to join I have been away all day sorry

Not at all

Needs my Duracell charged up, the last one got expanded in a fast way"

Ha ha sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For sexy wee bitch

Looking for a couple of guys to come round and enjoy a cucumber sandwich with me

done "

ffs....who knew cucumber sambos would be so popular

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over a year ago


"For sexy wee bitch

Looking for a couple of guys to come round and enjoy a cucumber sandwich with me

done

ffs....who knew cucumber sambos would be so popular "

Sorry only just back on

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over a year ago


"Can I have another please I'm feeling brave lol my last one got me 2 funny messages lol ...... "

Has yours disappeared already?

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

When do i get mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has got me no messages whatsoever.....maybe another one????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has got me no messages whatsoever.....maybe another one???? "

For the both of ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no just me as shercock is not here atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no just me as shercock is not here atm"

"Who wants to be Winnie the Pooh and come taste my honey pot"

That should get a few msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha I will put it up now thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have another please I'm feeling brave lol my last one got me 2 funny messages lol ......

Has yours disappeared already?"

No fun with mine lol

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over a year ago


"Can I have another please I'm feeling brave lol my last one got me 2 funny messages lol ......

Has yours disappeared already?

No fun with mine lol "

"I've always liked playing with trains. Who wants to drive their train through my tunnell

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

I need a new one too ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Have had enough of mine too.....only so many pic's of cocks a girl can look at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nervous as hell

Oh you should be.....

I love that I taught you "

You taught me well....im very good at learning new tricks.....

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over a year ago


"Nervous as hell

Oh you should be.....

I love that I taught you

You taught me well....im very good at learning new tricks..... "

Lol I get you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol....im lost now....if anyone hasnt got a status just ask....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nervous as hell

Oh you should be.....

I love that I taught you

You taught me well....im very good at learning new tricks.....

Lol I get you are!!! "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol....im lost now....if anyone hasnt got a status just ask.... "

Lol BMWnam needs one!! I think Mrs S should do him!! In more ways than one!! She'd love him

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over a year ago


"Can I have another please I'm feeling brave lol my last one got me 2 funny messages lol ......

Has yours disappeared already?

No fun with mine lol

"I've always liked playing with trains. Who wants to drive their train through my tunnell"

ok will give it a go lmao

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I haven't got one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When do i get mine lol"

_idpunk yours should say.........Looking pics of guys who can untie knots

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

Okey dokey,just for a laugh then pmsl

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus


"Okey dokey,just for a laugh then pmsl"
new status up now oh my god.

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over a year ago


"Okey dokey,just for a laugh then pmsl"

Good stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious, PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure let's do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh someone do us please( a new status that is)lol

i love my pink panties who wants too wear them too. "
thanks Biggles,we are working on urs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure let's do it"

Great.... "Little bushy cocks welcome....pube floss is fab"

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over a year ago


"Oh someone do us please( a new status that is)lol

i love my pink panties who wants too wear them too. thanks Biggles,we are working on urs "
biggles,I'm the naked chef, come taste my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should see my messages now pmsl. What a laugh .....brill

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Now. . Some of you are not displaying! !! Swb and a few others. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had mine up all day

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Busty j.... biggles

mr bmw. Im working on it now. ..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had mine up all day"

i took it down about 5 mins ago

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago"

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

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over a year ago


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!! "

Think they have shortened it now to two days

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

Think they have shortened it now to two days "

tasty

yay !!! Thank fuck!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

Think they have shortened it now to two days

tasty

yay !!! Thank fuck!!! "

Couldn't agree more. One bloke sent me 12 pic's in one message....lol xx

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

Think they have shortened it now to two days

tasty

yay !!! Thank fuck!!!

Couldn't agree more. One bloke sent me 12 pic's in one message....lol xx "

please I've had pics sent to me of things people want to fuck my ass with that. .. Would make you weep! !

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

Think they have shortened it now to two days

tasty

yay !!! Thank fuck!!!

Couldn't agree more. One bloke sent me 12 pic's in one message....lol xx

please I've had pics sent to me of things people want to fuck my ass with that. .. Would make you weep! ! "

Pmsl.....The things we do for a laugh xx

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

Think they have shortened it now to two days

tasty

yay !!! Thank fuck!!!

Couldn't agree more. One bloke sent me 12 pic's in one message....lol xx

please I've had pics sent to me of things people want to fuck my ass with that. .. Would make you weep! ! "

Uh I can top that! Chicken munting made me throw up in my mouth!! not eating chicken for a week!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little tip ladies next time turn on mail filters

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

In all fairness strangers I can understand. . What had made me giggle most are people that I chat to all over Ireland. . England wherever. . Have messaged going. .'Really! ! Didn't think you are into that kind of thing. . Your so nice! !' ...

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over a year ago


"In all fairness strangers I can understand. . What had made me giggle most are people that I chat to all over Ireland. . England wherever. . Have messaged going. .'Really! ! Didn't think you are into that kind of thing. . Your so nice! !' ... "

Nice but very very naughty!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"In all fairness strangers I can understand. . What had made me giggle most are people that I chat to all over Ireland. . England wherever. . Have messaged going. .'Really! ! Didn't think you are into that kind of thing. . Your so nice! !' ...

Nice but very very naughty!! "

Moi? ??? I'm a veritable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!! "

not a fuckin hope.....the requests i was getting made my eyes water

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"i had mine up all day

i took it down about 5 mins ago

it has to stay for three days until it blanks lol!!

not a fuckin hope.....the requests i was getting made my eyes water "

I thought yours was more mouth watering lol..... You want mine? ? Is only two now thank god. . Come on cat

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm off to bed. .. night all you sexy fabber sX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah go on then

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Ah go on then"

aaah Hello banabas

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Now then. .. Who's going to write lottas update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now then. .. Who's going to write lottas update "

I've an appointment with my favourite person blackie today, anyone want to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about making up with old friends who have always been there for you unlike unreliable recent Fabbers !!!!!

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over a year ago


"Oh someone do us please( a new status that is)lol

i love my pink panties who wants too wear them too. thanks Biggles,we are working on urs biggles,I'm the naked chef, come taste my sausage "

lmao i put that up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not i'm in lol be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"How about making up with old friends who have always been there for you unlike unreliable recent Fabbers !!!!!"

welcome Mr cajun.... Yours will be rampant hard cock here. .. Send pic of yours if you want to suck it

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Sure why not i'm in lol be nice "

Hey tina... Yours should be

I love being spanked by the roadside for all to see. ...pm me for my location now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol love your status Tina!!!

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