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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pick a line for someone else's status update thread? You have to keep it for three days if your in say Yes on this thread can't be offensive but can be as rude or as funny as you want.......Lets get the Banter going to a new level say yes.............Warning not for the faint hearted or wimps..............Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for you, I like big butt's and I cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for you, I like big butt's and I cannot lie "
Yours is you you like strap-ons the bigger the better.............Mr Panther..........and I did say not offensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This will be a lottery names in hat so you wont know who you will get to make a fool of......

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Alright.... alright...

I so know I'm going to regret this lol

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright.... alright...

I so know I'm going to regret this lol

I'm in "
you do know that was me not Mrs P answering you on other thread.....Mr P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for you, I like big butt's and I cannot lie "
Duffer take it your in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright.... alright...

I so know I'm going to regret this lol

I'm in "

Mrs s. .....here is your status..."I love hard anal...the bigger the better....bring it on"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Don't you dare Mr p!!

Isn't it up to whoever you get paired with to choose your status?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you dare Mr p!!

Isn't it up to whoever you get paired with to choose your status? "
Mrs P wrote that and Duffer and us have put up ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rules have changed your in unless you wimping out

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "
thats the whole point its funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "

OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink.....

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "

Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/14 00:02:30]

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink..... "

but is not even true! ! my ass is cherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell "

Ok great mrs s can pick yours.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink.....

but is not even true! ! my ass is cherry red and needs a pounding "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I'm thinking! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what have I let myself in for

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Awww can I do Hardy! !??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww can I do Hardy! !?? "
fire away the bad the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww can I do Hardy! !?? "
again lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

"
your so for it mrs s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell "
Toxic yours is to be.....I like toothpick little willys send me your pics

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..

Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell Toxic yours is to be.....I like toothpick little willys send me your pics"

Pmsl..... I wonder will anyone actually own up to having a toothpick size willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

your so for it mrs s "

PMSL.....pink....haha...nice one mrs s!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

your so for it mrs s "

yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible "

Hey Mr max. . Say Hello to everyone. .. Mrs pink. . Mr panther. .. Hardy. . Toxic. . Duffer. . The rest will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

your so for it mrs s

yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! "
lol but the chase is such fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm....hello everyone?

Is this the point where you say "don't be nervous" and then cast a knowing glance to everyone else whilst licking your lips and cracking your knuckles?!?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

PST. .. He can see us! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible "

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

your so for it mrs s

yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! lol but the chase is such fun lol"

OI hardy....thought i was the only woman for you!! lmao....

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours...."

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max "

oooh yessssss.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss......."

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol"

you would love her! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol"

I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! "

I think if there's regret flying around, it's probably going to be me who gets the biggest dollop of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. ....

I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask!

your so for it mrs s

yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! lol but the chase is such fun lol

OI hardy....thought i was the only woman for you!! lmao...."
lol forgive me lord as I know not what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! "
Missy should be done by Maxxout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout"

Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol

I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!" "

ahh baby girl. ..mmwwaahh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout

Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! "
The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol

I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!" "

[sigh]

I wonder where i put the number for my therapist...??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Mr max is having trouble posting but sending it to me

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Mr max is having trouble posting but sending it to me "

ha ha. .. sorted... Must have IT skills or something. . So what do you have in store for Missy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha

Oh what have I got myself into!! lol

I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!"

[sigh]

I wonder where i put the number for my therapist...?? "
just update your own staus to what Missy said and keep it there for three days....Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol"

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day! "

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake"

Run...while you still can!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout

Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde"

Blonde but not stupid!! I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who wants to do Leitrim Lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!! "

Is that all part of the therapy...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!"

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies! "

come on. .. missy is waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies! "

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here!

Just call me gullible

Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....

Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max

oooh yessssss.......

I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout

Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde

Blonde but stupid!! I just liked the idea of being sitting in the room whilst Mrs S and Mrs P done Max!! "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "

errmm.....no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...? "

Oh I do hope so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

come on. .. missy is waiting "

Quack quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "

Good luck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes ............. "

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!

And I would look into your eyes but those giant red contact lenses are putting me off. What's that...? You don't wear contact lenses?? Oh...well this is awkward!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Toxic. ... Mr Leitrim needs a new status update. . Think you can find something suitable for him? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!! "

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Missy's should be looking guys who can take my 9" strap-on "hard and fast"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "

Havent laughed so much in ages....pink!!

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over a year ago

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Missy's should be looking guys who can take my 9" strap-on "hard and fast""

isnt that blackies line normally?...ps where exactly is miss kinky knots hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...! "

Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missy's should be looking guys who can take my 9" strap-on "hard and fast"

isnt that blackies line normally?...ps where exactly is miss kinky knots hiding! "

Me kinky knots is working so is only on here when I get a chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!

Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "

Ermmmm....let me think....yessssssss....make sure its the kremlin....so i can get a snog aswell lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr! "

So hit me with it!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!

Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "

oohhh can I kiss everyone then! !

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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!

Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too???

Ermmmm....let me think....yessssssss....make sure its the kremlin....so i can get a snog aswell lmao!! "

Kremlin on Sunday night is brilliant!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol

A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!

Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!

Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'

Look into my eyes .............

But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!

Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "

Bring it on! Can't beat a good

P...

A....

R.....

T......

Y.......?!? Becuz I gotta...!

(Yep, OK it's a movie quote! Prize for first correct guess...?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!! "

What...? The therapy couch...?!?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Now this looks interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oohhh can I kiss everyone then! ! "

No, not everyone....just the ones we tell you to!

MWAH HA HA HA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi - can I play too??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!? "

the duck? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!? "

Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!?

Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!! "

is that Hardy and his bus again! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!?

the duck? ?? "

No...I have no orange sauce at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!! "

HAHAHAHAH oh man...I just fell off my chair laughing at that one!!!

And yes, I can't deny...hitting you with a coach could be deemed a little harsh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!?

Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!!

is that Hardy and his bus again! !"

Lol you're not as think as you d*unk I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

"

Lmao Omg I hate you!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

"

ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol

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over a year ago


"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!

Is that all part of the therapy...?

Oh I do hope so!!

It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!

So hit me with it!!!

What...? The therapy couch...?!?

Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!!

is that Hardy and his bus again! !

Lol you're not as think as you d*unk I am "

Haven't had a const all day, Drinkstable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

Lmao Omg I hate you!!! "

Awww come off it...it's not like it would be the first time you've had feathers tickling your giblets!!! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol

"

Me too, coffee nearly went everywhere and my work mates are wondering what I'm giggling at, suggestions on Brown paper envelope for what I can say to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol

"

Ohhhh pay back will be sweet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol

"

I think so...who wouldn't go for a lass with a chicken's legs dangling from her chosen orifice...?!? lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"OK Missy...your status:

"I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"

ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol

Me too, coffee nearly went everywhere and my work mates are wondering what I'm giggling at, suggestions on Brown paper envelope for what I can say to them "

think you should do the honours for Mr flirty and Mr Leitrim kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leitrim lad you don't seem to have a status update yet so here goes

Have this incredible urge to open the bi door but this harem of women keep dragging me back from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belfast D status

I finally decided to dip my toe in the chocolate fountain, oh my good God I have never had so much fun, bring on the next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "

ok.. Mr Leitrim. . Your task should you choose to accept it. .. Well no choice really. .. is to give kinky knots a new status. .. Are you up toit! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty guy

I have dreamed so long for this to happen and yes I can confirm that cotton stockings do stay up longer than silk stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!"

Hahahah

Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!

And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!"

Is that so you can get the chicken in further

Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Hahahah

Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!

And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!"

The live one would be warm at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake

Run...while you still can!!!

"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy

ok.. Mr Leitrim. . Your task should you choose to accept it. .. Well no choice really. .. is to give kinky knots a new status. .. Are you up toit! ! "

I'll give it a whirl. Leave it with me for a few minutes

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Hahahah

Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!

And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!

The live one would be warm at least "

chicken popsicle...Oh the joys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Hahahah

Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!

And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!

The live one would be warm at least

chicken popsicle...Oh the joys. "

Now there's a gap in the market...!

Yes, admittedly a very big gap and for very good reasons...but a gap all the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Is that so you can get the chicken in further

Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side "

I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!"

I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Is that so you can get the chicken in further

Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side

I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!"

You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!! "

But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!

But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach? "

It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Is that so you can get the chicken in further

Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side

I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly "

funnily enough. .. We always seem to have an audience.... Don't know why! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!

Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!

Is that so you can get the chicken in further

Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side

I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly

funnily enough. .. We always seem to have an audience.... Don't know why! ?? "

It'll be your fancy dress...it always attracts a crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!

But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach?

It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach "

This thread has be pmsl!! The night porter will be knocking on my door to see if I'm ok!! I wonder if he's hot!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!

Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!

I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!

But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach?

It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach

This thread has be pmsl!! The night porter will be knocking on my door to see if I'm ok!! I wonder if he's hot!! "

One way to find out Ring the front desk and ask him what "room service" includes

And if he can pop into KFC before hand, then so much the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin "

See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

virgin on the forum guys

be gentle

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory..."

me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For miss kinky

"I must not have paid my electric bill cos no one can turn me on at the min. Could someone come and test my sockets" All three of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin "

Phoarrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please!

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

so do tell when u answered the door ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For miss kinky

"I must not have paid my electric bill cos no one can turn me on at the min. Could someone come and test my sockets" All three of them "

And up

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

Phoarrrrrrrrr "

kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...

me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and ....."

...in walks Batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle "

That's me out

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"so do tell when u answered the door ))"

I'm working on your status as we speak

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...

me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and .....

...in walks Batman? "

now I'm doing muttley sniggers to myself !!

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

Phoarrrrrrrrr

kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story "

one must say who ever came in might of got the shock of there lufe lol

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over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

Phoarrrrrrrrr

kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story "

He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...

me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and .....

...in walks Batman?

now I'm doing muttley sniggers to myself !! "

I had you more as the Penelope Pitstop...

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle

That's me out "

o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum

as asked by Mrs S

all hints and tricks taken on board ))

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

Phoarrrrrrrrr

kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story

He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy "

whilst one team around in her panties trying to find her glasses and hide when there was nowhere to hide. . Whilst the other two laughed their little cotton socks off. ..i evenutally lay down on the floor behind the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle

That's me out

o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum

as asked by Mrs S

all hints and tricks taken on board ))"

Lol I think Mrs S is working on your status and if you look at my previous entries for people you may be better sticking with hers

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin

Phoarrrrrrrrr

kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story

He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy

whilst one team around in her panties trying to find her glasses and hide when there was nowhere to hide. . Whilst the other two laughed their little cotton socks off. ..i evenutally lay down on the floor behind the bed "

Bless you and your panties...! lol I bet you were really just looking for chocolate buttons under the bed when you got down on the floor weren't you??

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over a year ago


"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please! "

I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle

That's me out

o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum

as asked by Mrs S

all hints and tricks taken on board ))

Lol I think Mrs S is working on your status and if you look at my previous entries for people you may be better sticking with hers "

so i can only guess the night in question was a fun night had by all

but will the extra rib ticlers had by the room service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?"

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree "

night sexyxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please!

I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry"

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol"

why always Mr Kipplimg

what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol"

I was but thought maybe Mr fun should do it

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please!

I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry

"

now Mr fun. . I'm putting Mr bored at your mercy. .. Be nice. . He's new to the forum and I have to have coffee with him soon so be kind! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol

why always Mr Kipplimg

what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer"

I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes

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By *osh.20Man
over a year ago

North

I can never come up with a good status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 bored in Belfast......

Lick shots from my belly button and I will tickle your chin with throbbing manhood. But please shave as I don't like stubble rash!

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol

why always Mr Kipplimg

what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer

I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his ent

referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes"

well if it was a choice between mr Apple pie

and Mrs Cherry pie

i think ill go with the Mrs pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol

why always Mr Kipplimg

what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer

I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes"

I swear I just went and are my last cherry bakewell!!!!!!

I licked through the icing! Teased out the centre and sucked the cherry clean off the top! Before the pastry crumbled in my hands!

Status done.

Ps I really did get the cake and eat it! Had one left, love cherry bakewells!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I can never come up with a good status"

we will come up with one for you! Mrs kinky knots. ... Help a young guy out here

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Come on Mr bored. .. Get your status up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?

Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol

why always Mr Kipplimg

what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer

I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes

I swear I just went and are my last cherry bakewell!!!!!!

I licked through the icing! Teased out the centre and sucked the cherry clean off the top! Before the pastry crumbled in my hands!

Status done.

Ps I really did get the cake and eat it! Had one left, love cherry bakewells! "

Lol it was,actually pure luck that I picked the cherry bakewell one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree "

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!! "

Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song?

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!! "

so was trying to think between icing on the cake

or cheery on the top

what would u ladies like most

answers on a pist card ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on Mr bored. .. Get your status up! "

You approve then!

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree :

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

so was trying to think between icing on the cake

or cheery on the top

what would u ladies like most

answers on a pist card ))"

then also do u add

fresh cream

or chocolate sauce

very hard decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song? "

No idea but it has some guys on here spitting feathers!!!

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song?

No idea but it has some guys on here spitting feathers!!! "

so these guys have feathers to speak

and wont speak without mubbling lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!! "

innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. .

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Now Mr bored. . You have been given your status update. ... You have to post it. .. or else! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. . "

You joining me with my cabana boy??

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By *oredinbelfasMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me.

Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair

Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree

I'm innocent I tell ya!!

innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. . "

i would like to find an innocent women

on her who can say she can hold her head up an say

not me im innocent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am innocent!!!

And what's funny is that no know can get back on this thread to disagree with me!!!

Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa

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