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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms "

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol "

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind "

Tbh she probably wouldn't mind, drop it in when your up north this weekend sure . Ohh wait!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross "

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Tbh she probably wouldn't mind, drop it in when your up north this weekend sure . Ohh wait!!!! "

lol I'm not moving from lolli lair this wkend ah ur mams a star, tell her I said thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums "

She never does mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine! "

Ah!! Red and bull!! Very good, I get it lol

That doesn't happen me that often, I can be a bit slow on the uptake lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums "

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different "

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Tbh she probably wouldn't mind, drop it in when your up north this weekend sure . Ohh wait!!!!

lol I'm not moving from lolli lair this wkend ah ur mams a star, tell her I said thanks in advance "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine! "

Just ask her sis, all it cost me was a fry up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........ "

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book "

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine!

Ah!! Red and bull!! Very good, I get it lol

That doesn't happen me that often, I can be a bit slow on the uptake lol"

Thanks to duffer for the username!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine!

Ah!! Red and bull!! Very good, I get it lol

That doesn't happen me that often, I can be a bit slow on the uptake lol

Thanks to duffer for the username! "

It's brill!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao thanks for cheering me up guys great thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine!

Ah!! Red and bull!! Very good, I get it lol

That doesn't happen me that often, I can be a bit slow on the uptake lol

Thanks to duffer for the username!

It's brill!!!! "

Sure he's a clever man that's why we love him

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick "

Not quite sure if I see it as a lose but an lucky escape.......xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering was it hard for her to get the jizz outa it

Or did you use I was blowing my nose in the sheets excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

She never does mine!

Ah!! Red and bull!! Very good, I get it lol

That doesn't happen me that often, I can be a bit slow on the uptake lol

Thanks to duffer for the username!

It's brill!!!!

Sure he's a clever man that's why we love him "

Told you to stop exaggerating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know "

First three pages you wicked fella

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick

Not quite sure if I see it as a lose but an lucky escape.......xxx"

now toxic. .. We can all tell you're gutted. . Please stop crying into the washing machine we will cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella "

My newsletter has a goat on the front page! Pleased to meet you Duffer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick

Not quite sure if I see it as a lose but an lucky escape.......xxx

now toxic. .. We can all tell you're gutted. . Please stop crying into the washing machine we will cheer you up "

Is it because I said no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella

My newsletter has a goat on the front page! Pleased to meet you Duffer! "

Just call me Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella

My newsletter has a goat on the front page! Pleased to meet you Duffer!

Just call me Billy "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella

My newsletter has a goat on the front page! Pleased to meet you Duffer!

Just call me Billy "

You baaaaaaad boy

Gwan yourself girl, keep er country by

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind "

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x "

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

Lol... maybe I should wash u by hand make sure I don't miss any dirty bits

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate "

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate "

I was thinking of washing u by hand x

So I don't miss all the dirty bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

Lol... maybe I should wash u by hand make sure I don't miss any dirty bits

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate "

Hand washing now that's a whole different thread!!

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

Lol... maybe I should wash u by hand make sure I don't miss any dirty bits

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate

Hand washing now that's a whole different thread!! "

If ur gonna do it..ya gotta do it right

I like to get everything wet n soapy

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Would your mammy do mine too? Explain that were bezzies and I'm allergic to housework, I'm sure she won't mind

Lollipop id b happy to wash ur undies.. the dirtier the better

Even better if ur still wearing them at the time lol x

Thanks.... But I don't think I'd fit in a washing machine, I'm delicate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella "
The way you's two are acting maybe you's should get a room...............Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella The way you's two are acting maybe you's should get a room...............Mr Panther "

Jealous much???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella The way you's two are acting maybe you's should get a room...............Mr Panther

Jealous much??? "

Nope I am a flippin Lesbian as you know I only like women........Mr Panther

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick

Not quite sure if I see it as a lose but an lucky escape.......xxx

now toxic. .. We can all tell you're gutted. . Please stop crying into the washing machine we will cheer you up

Is it because I said no "

Just have to get my dancing shoes on and get over it Seductive......lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Just to keep you all informed and thanks for the numerous applications. The position has been taken

I had a meet on Wednesday afternoon and the lovely lady agreed to take 6 bags of washing with her and return them today, all freshly washed and ironed and folded neatly in piles. I have to say the service was exceptional and she didn't even want anything in return except my company for an hour.

Don't ya just love mums

And there's me just finished my application form......i'll just throw it in the bin........

You snooze you lose, told ya to get in quick

Not quite sure if I see it as a lose but an lucky escape.......xxx

now toxic. .. We can all tell you're gutted. . Please stop crying into the washing machine we will cheer you up

Is it because I said no

Just have to get my dancing shoes on and get over it Seductive......lol

"

I think you will manage somehow hun...oohh.. She is twirling away like a good un!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm walking away from this thread while we're still on speaking terms

There's a fine line which you should never cross pal, kudos to you for resisting lol

I may tread it, sometimes even teeter on it but never cross

Your a decent guy Lotta, don't let anyone tell ya any different

Thanks bud, I don't care what the newsletter printed about you, you're grand in my book

Did I make front page this time? If not I don't wanna know

First three pages you wicked fella The way you's two are acting maybe you's should get a room...............Mr Panther

Jealous much??? "

Great minds he just wanted to be included. Next he'll be saying we're cliquey

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum." "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum." "

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

You know you masturbate too much when you drop your wank sock and your other half shouts from the other room "I hope that wasn't one of our good plates."

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

"

,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum." "

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you masturbate too much when you drop your wank sock and your other half shouts from the other room "I hope that wasn't one of our good plates." "

Do guys actually have 'wank socks'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too "

Lol that's actually really funny, will she pack smaller socks for you for the hols?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too

Lol that's actually really funny, will she pack smaller socks for you for the hols?"

A smaller wank sock??? Do mens cocks get smaller in the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too

Lol that's actually really funny, will she pack smaller socks for you for the hols?

A smaller wank sock??? Do mens cocks get smaller in the heat "

Ha ha that's exactly what I was thinking too!! if so is the opposite true? I thought it was the other way around lol in that case I'm off to Iceland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too

Lol that's actually really funny, will she pack smaller socks for you for the hols?

A smaller wank sock??? Do mens cocks get smaller in the heat

Ha ha that's exactly what I was thinking too!! if so is the opposite true? I thought it was the other way around lol in that case I'm off to Iceland "

I wonder is that why Bjork sings funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update today, Duffer came home to find a sock he used to wank with on his bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.

There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

Don't ya just love mums, she even washed and ironed it so it feels better now too

Lol that's actually really funny, will she pack smaller socks for you for the hols?

A smaller wank sock??? Do mens cocks get smaller in the heat

Ha ha that's exactly what I was thinking too!! if so is the opposite true? I thought it was the other way around lol in that case I'm off to Iceland

I wonder is that why Bjork sings funny? "

Bjork sings?? ha must be to do with the first two letters in her name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BJ Ork? Not quite a fab name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BJ Ork? Not quite a fab name "

It's better than some I suppose

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