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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a Marlie? Marbles??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a Marlie? Marbles?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently "

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it "

Depend which neighbourhood he's delivering in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it

Depend which neighbourhood he's delivering in "

He must be in a nice one cos I said tobacco !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it "

Ur too busy trying to start that bus Fast Lad!! U cud deliver the papers on your way to my orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck...I just read them on line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it

Depend which neighbourhood he's delivering in

He must be in a nice one cos I said tobacco !!

"

Yeah but it's what he adds to the tobacco that's worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line "

Same here, can't remember the last time I bought a paper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently "

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them "

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line "

I don't even read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

Same here, can't remember the last time I bought a paper... "

They never heard of saving the trees did they!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Don't you mean afford a packet of tobacco and a clip of rizla paper !!!

I wish I had time to read the paper never mind buy it

Ur too busy trying to start that bus Fast Lad!! U cud deliver the papers on your way to my orgy "

Trouble here the battery is flat one of the lady's left some thing plugged into the cigaret lighter from last Sundays trip !! It's got a funny buzzzzz to it !!!

We Gona need a jump start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

Same here, can't remember the last time I bought a paper...

They never heard of saving the trees did they!! "

Look at us saving the environment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

I don't even read them "

There was me thinking you were almost intelligent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore "

The maine man now come on that belongs over on the Coca Cola thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore "

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

Same here, can't remember the last time I bought a paper...

They never heard of saving the trees did they!!

Look at us saving the environment! "

Totally...plus it saves a fortune...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

Same here, can't remember the last time I bought a paper... "

I still don't have time to read them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

I don't even read them

There was me thinking you were almost intelligent "

I can't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work? "

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore "

The Mayne man is still about. A bottle of Portallo, a bottle of Ice Cream Soda and a bottle of Limeade, my old mums weekly order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

I don't even read them

There was me thinking you were almost intelligent "

Jaysus, that made me spit my coffee

Far easier to catch the news online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

I don't even read them

There was me thinking you were almost intelligent

Jaysus, that made me spit my coffee

Far easier to catch the news online "

I said "Almost"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

The maine man now come on that belongs over on the Coca Cola thread lol "

Sorry what was this thread about again? Coke had to be !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...I just read them on line

I don't even read them

There was me thinking you were almost intelligent

Jaysus, that made me spit my coffee

Far easier to catch the news online

I said "Almost" "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well "

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!! "

That's cos you keep ordering 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!! "

Your chinese doesn't deliver??????? fs even the chinese in Lisbane delivers, well they would if they had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!! "

Bangor must be an affluent area, my Chinese doesn't deliver either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it "

That's cause they know where you live

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!! "

yeah we're to lazy here lol... Don't we still have a maine man? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!! "

Bangor actually has more than one that delivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live "

shouldn't have given them my address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!!

Bangor actually has more than one that delivers "

don't they all deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

Hmmmmm are you trying to sabotage someone? is this the same for milk deliveries too? Or lemonade from the Main Man? Does he still exist? Maybe we should all walk to the post office for our post too? Oh wait we don't have a post office anymore

I love the maine man, he's still alive and well

This getting deliveries must be a Bangorian thing!! Our local Chinese doesn't even deliver!! Wait I guess we're lucky to even have a Chinese!!

yeah we're to lazy here lol... Don't we still have a maine man? ?? "

we do indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just reach over grab the remote sky news and sky sports news is good enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live

shouldn't have given them my address "

If you give them the wrong one someone else would be getting your delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the Tele, when I get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol"

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live

shouldn't have given them my address

If you give them the wrong one someone else would be getting your delivery "

Hmmm whats your postcode?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live

shouldn't have given them my address

If you give them the wrong one someone else would be getting your delivery

Hmmm whats your postcode?"

I know your game pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady "

And why is that. .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live

shouldn't have given them my address

If you give them the wrong one someone else would be getting your delivery

Hmmm whats your postcode?

I know your game pal "

Oh wait I already know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

And why is that. .....lol"

They all read the newsletter down there by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

And why is that. .....lol

They all read the newsletter down there by "

Nah they don't tele in the office most days but newsletter we'd and Saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

And why is that. .....lol

They all read the newsletter down there by

Nah they don't tele in the office most days but newsletter we'd and Saturday lol"

For the rural deaths?

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over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

And why is that. .....lol

They all read the newsletter down there by

Nah they don't tele in the office most days but newsletter wed and Saturday lol

For the rural deaths? "

ha ha ha ha you know me too well lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the Tele, when I get it lol

would have thought you were a newsletter lady

And why is that. .....lol

They all read the newsletter down there by

Nah they don't tele in the office most days but newsletter wed and Saturday lol

For the rural deaths?

ha ha ha ha you know me too well lmao "

Morbid, pure morbid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you know why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must say I occasionally wonder the same. Just remember quite often its a local lad's first job, you're giving him work experience and the local shop guaranteed business. Always keep it local.

I've heard some newspapers even give their paper at a reduced price when you have it delivered, they may even have made delivery fees a thing of the past, basically a free delivery service so the customer really does win here. Hell they may even throw in a free gift if you agree to give it a wee turn for them

I'll take the free gift, and then cancel, does that work?

I dunno my local newspaper sent the bailiffs when I tried it

That's cause they know where you live

shouldn't have given them my address

If you give them the wrong one someone else would be getting your delivery

Hmmm whats your postcode?

I know your game pal

Oh wait I already know it "

Your hand delivering it yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your ass and get your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get off your ass and get your own. "

Ha ha ha he's all tied up though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get off your ass and get your own.

Ha ha ha he's all tied up though! "

Not tied up just yet, hopefully later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get off your ass and get your own.

Ha ha ha he's all tied up though! "

He can roll down then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get off your ass and get your own.

Ha ha ha he's all tied up though!

He can roll down then "

How do I get back home again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk to the newsagents!!?

You'll be telling me next that I should clean my own pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get off your ass and get your own.

Ha ha ha he's all tied up though!

He can roll down then

How do I get back home again "

Don't, just roll around the square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk to the newsagents!!?

You'll be telling me next that I should clean my own pool."

Perish the thought

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently "

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

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over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy "

Little amuses the innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy "

Ha ha ha you've not met Duffer then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Ha ha ha you've not met Duffer then! "

What isn't on his mind?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent "

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!??? "

No, I see no mention of the D word there

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there "

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far "

Charlie after you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes if you'd left that opportunity open, somebody would have seized it

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again? "

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy "

An active mind is a healthy mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again?

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

"

Ah I see, such a fun filled Friday night for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again?

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

"

I think you and I were on the same drink!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again?

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

I think you and I were on the same drink!! "

I didn't even have a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again?

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

I think you and I were on the same drink!!

I didn't even have a drink "

Aww we'll have to get you a boris the spider! And whiskey for Mr S toothache! Pout it directly into the pained root, kills the pin quicker than any tablets!

Tell him I sympathise with him!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm just curious to find out if any fabbers out there who read newspapers actually pay to have them delivered? I mean how fecking lazy do you need to be?

Times are hard enough on the ole purse strings and we could all do with a bit of exercise. So why would anyone choose to do this? Except for the fact the poor wee paperboy gets paid pittance to lump a big bag of newspapers round his local neighbourhood so he can afford to buy a new catapult and some marlies at the end of the week.

Just something that's been playing on my mind recently

in the nicest possible way

WHY WOULD THIS BE IN YOUR MIND?

Did you have a bad experience as a paperboy

Little amuses the innocent

did you just use the words innocent and duffer in the same sentence!!???

No, I see no mention of the D word there

my bad. .... I'm imagining things thus morning. . Lack of sleep! ... and no not in a fun way lol....I knew that would be going to far

Charlie after you again?

pmsl. .. Mr S.. toothache...up and moaning all night .. No 1 grandson doing starfish impressions all night....Charlie. .. Big fuck of bird with two million feathers safely delivered. .. ya see where I'm coming from

I think you and I were on the same drink!!

I didn't even have a drink

Aww we'll have to get you a boris the spider! And whiskey for Mr S toothache! Pout it directly into the pained root, kills the pin quicker than any tablets!

Tell him I sympathise with him! "

I will. . He is in a bad way tbh... But typical man. . Is there a man flu version of toothache!! I need Boris

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