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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day "

A ride is a ride !! If you were not so far away I have a nice merlot !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

A ride is a ride !! If you were not so far away I have a nice merlot !! "

tease....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day "

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need is a nice long ice bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !! "

i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know "

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !! "

please do....dire straits here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !! "

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!! "

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol "

if he can multitask im feckin keepin him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol "

You just have !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol

if he can multitask im feckin keepin him "

If he's as good as he says he is he be able for both of us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!! "

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those? "

Lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those? "
There are a few of us rare species left you know but we don't just grant wishes to ANYONE !!! U have to be REALLY special AND deserving of our services !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those? "

For you miss hunnitoes I might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol

if he can multitask im feckin keepin him

If he's as good as he says he is he be able for both of us lol "

Ahaaaaaa bring it on .... Magic wand at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol

if he can multitask im feckin keepin him

If he's as good as he says he is he be able for both of us lol

Ahaaaaaa bring it on .... Magic wand at the ready "

i like ur style mr.fast fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

Geenie not many men can multi task lol if you know him tell him there are 2 ladies in dire straits here that require some services lol

if he can multitask im feckin keepin him

If he's as good as he says he is he be able for both of us lol

Ahaaaaaa bring it on .... Magic wand at the ready

i like ur style mr.fast fairy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah here, what else are the baskets on the front of the bike for if not to carry wine?

Did you not even put wine in your drinks bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah here, what else are the baskets on the front of the bike for if not to carry wine?

Did you not even put wine in your drinks bottle?"

i stupidly did not leaving any for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those?

For you miss hunnitoes I might be "

Ooooo so I cud ask u to do a few things at a time mr fast lad??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for a 10km cycle today and am in bits right now AND have run out of wine. so not only am i stiff as a cock ...i now have no calming juice... disasterous day

I know that feeling it's times like this you need the wine fairy !!

i know

I'm looking for her myself if I find her I will send her your way !!

Her !!! Who said its a her ? Could be a him and he could multi task !!!

A multi-tasking male fairy? Are u one of those?

For you miss hunnitoes I might be

Ooooo so I cud ask u to do a few things at a time mr fast lad?? "

Hmmmm what had u in mind hunnitoes I am all ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah here, what else are the baskets on the front of the bike for if not to carry wine?

Did you not even put wine in your drinks bottle?

i stupidly did not leaving any for the evening "

Bend over!

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