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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Watching 'My online bride' channel 4. Apparently Kiev in the Ukraine has a 4:1 ratio of females to males! This is the place to go guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there, done that and got the chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been there, done that and got the chicken"

Lol did you really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bride. Lol

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Nottingham 3 females:2 males

Percentage not as favorable but easier to get to than Kiev!

Alaska

1 female: 10 males: 15 bears

Good for the ladies but Paddington has a worried look on his face.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Watching 'My online bride' channel 4. Apparently Kiev in the Ukraine has a 4:1 ratio of females to males! This is the place to go guys!! "

So does the west of Ireland!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nottingham 3 females:2 males

Percentage not as favorable but easier to get to than Kiev!

Alaska

1 female: 10 males: 15 bears

Good for the ladies but Paddington has a worried look on his face."

Lol think I'd take my chances in Ireland quicker than Alaska! I hate the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nottingham 3 females:2 males

Percentage not as favorable but easier to get to than Kiev!

Alaska

1 female: 10 males: 15 bears

Good for the ladies but Paddington has a worried look on his face."

Lol poor paddington!!! Least he would give good hugs!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Watching 'My online bride' channel 4. Apparently Kiev in the Ukraine has a 4:1 ratio of females to males! This is the place to go guys!!

So does the west of Ireland!!! Lol"

They're a bit harier in the west of Ireland though

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

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E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

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E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise" "

Lol did you ever think of a career in stand up comedy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise" "

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken"

Tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken

Tmi "

What's wrong with chicken kievs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken

Tmi

What's wrong with chicken kievs? "

It's that creamy stuff that cums out when you cut them open ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken

Tmi

What's wrong with chicken kievs?

It's that creamy stuff that cums out when you cut them open ewww "

Go with the garlic butter ones instead

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken

Tmi

What's wrong with chicken kievs?

It's that creamy stuff that cums out when you cut them open ewww "

Well you should remember that, at tea, your Mother told you not to play with things before putting them in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to think of it, "Kiev Surprise" sounds like a euphemism for a big mickey lurking behind a strip or two of duct tape in an unexpected location.

.

.

E.G. "Jaysus lads, she was quare hot lookin', and it was all goin' grand until I dropped the hand and found the feckin' Kiev Surprise"

It could be an eastern European wrestler's finisher

'Hit em with the Kiev Surprise'

Actually this thread title made me want to choke my chicken

Tmi

What's wrong with chicken kievs?

It's that creamy stuff that cums out when you cut them open ewww "

You don't have to eat that part if you don't want to

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